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2 years ago

I know that Tobey!Peter/Tony Stark is a crack ship. But I will continue ship it


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2 years ago

I don't understand people who are saying, that Peter 2 is straight because in films he dated only women. I think he still can be bi, pan or omni, who just didn't have relationships with men.


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2 years ago

I think Spider man 2002 is a body-horror. Why this film? In other spider movies we didn't see mutations in details, but in Spider-man 2002 we can see body changes very close (thorns on fingers and organic web shooters)


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3 years ago

Peter 2: Um, MJ, there’s something I’d like to ask you-

MJ: Finally! You’re proposing!

Peter: Huh? How did you know?

MJ: Peter, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

MJ: I picked it up once.


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9 months ago

Just because I've seen old quoras about it and none of the answers seem to take into account this very important detail:

Tobey's Spider-Man dodging a New York train isn't evidence that he would've gotten out of the way of the train that hit Tom's Spider-Man. There's no way in fact. The one that hit Peter 1 in Far From Home is considerably faster than the one that Peter 2 dodged, it was an international bullet train going at around 360 mph. The one Peter 2 dodged (and was also hit by) was a New York city train barely hitting 60 mph now let alone 20 years ago.

So yeah, no matter how much you prefer Peter 2, dodging a train going x6 slower than the one that hit Peter 1 doesn't mean a thing.


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1 year ago

If Peter 1, Peter 2 and Peter 3 where in Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse they would shut Miguel’s little cult down right away BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I’m still so baffled and offended that all those spider people just accepted “canon” it’s not what Spider-Man is about

And that’s why Miles is better than all of them

And I’m not gonna lie, it kinda made me not like Peter B Parker


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3 years ago
TOM HOLLAND, ANDREW GARFIELD & TOBEY MAGUIRESpider-Man: No Way Home Special Features
TOM HOLLAND, ANDREW GARFIELD & TOBEY MAGUIRESpider-Man: No Way Home Special Features

TOM HOLLAND, ANDREW GARFIELD & TOBEY MAGUIRE Spider-Man: No Way Home — Special Features


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3 years ago
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.
If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.

“If you expect disappointment, then you can never really be disappointed.”

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts


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2 years ago
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Dir. Jon WattsYou Have Someone?No. I Got No Time For Peter Parker Stuff,
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Dir. Jon WattsYou Have Someone?No. I Got No Time For Peter Parker Stuff,
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Dir. Jon WattsYou Have Someone?No. I Got No Time For Peter Parker Stuff,
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Dir. Jon WattsYou Have Someone?No. I Got No Time For Peter Parker Stuff,
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Dir. Jon WattsYou Have Someone?No. I Got No Time For Peter Parker Stuff,

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) dir. Jon Watts “You have someone?” “No. I got no time for Peter Parker stuff, you know?”


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1 year ago

A/N-For those who don't remember which one is which, Tobey is Peter 2, Andrew is Peter 3, and Tom is Peter 1.

A/N-For Those Who Don't Remember Which One Is Which, Tobey Is Peter 2, Andrew Is Peter 3, And Tom Is
A/N-For Those Who Don't Remember Which One Is Which, Tobey Is Peter 2, Andrew Is Peter 3, And Tom Is

Peter 2: Y/N, you'll be working with Peter 3 and Peter 1.

Y/N: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Y/N: ...Of people on a team.


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1 year ago

A/N- For those of you that don’t remember…

Peter 1= Tom’s Peter

Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter

Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter

A/N- For Those Of You That Dont Remember

A/N- For Those Of You That Dont Remember

A/N- For Those Of You That Dont Remember

Y/N: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Peter 3: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Peter 1: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Peter 2: Guys.


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1 year ago

Peter 1= Tom’s Peter

Peter 2= Tobey’s Peter

Peter 3= Andrew’s Peter

Peter 1= Toms Peter

Peter 3: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

Peter 1: Milfs.

Peter 2: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Peter 3 : Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

Y/N: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

Y/N: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Peter 2: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.

Peter 3 : WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Peter 3 : I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

Y/N: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

Peter 1: What? No! It isn't!

Y/N: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Peter 2: Y/N...

Y/N: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Peter 2: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

Y/N: PETER 3 , DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Peter 3 : The word milf has been ruined for me.

Peter 1: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Peter 2: Y'all are dumbasses.


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