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Percy in book 2: Ah crap. Now I’ve got to carry the weight of this freaking prophecy on my shoulders.

Thalia: ✨*Appears*✨

Thalia: Don’t worry, I gotchu

Percy: Thank the Gods

About a week later

Thalia: Okay so change of plans. You’re back on.

Percy: Dam it

The Lightening Thief.......

Percy: Did you steal the lightning bolt?

Luke: Okay, you know what that’s offensive. Just because I’m a son of Hermes you think I stole the bolt? That stereotypical and frankly I am offended. How dare you.

Percy: Oh... I’m sorry... But... Did you though?

Luke: Um...

Percy: I can explain!

Chiron: Go ahead.

Percy: Wow. Okay. I never usually get this far but um...

Waiting for the day we read Tsats and loose our shit as Will pulls out his revolver and shoots a monster right in the head before it can attack Nico.

And Nico looks at his Ray of Sunshine of a boyfriend. Stunned but beyond impressed.

“Where’d you get that?” He asks, with a hint of excitement in his voice.

“Oh! My grandfather gave me Susan before I left for camp” Will smiled. “Now that I think about it, maybe giving a nine year old a revolver wasn’t really the safest parting gift—”

“—Wait…Susan..?”

“Susan!” Will nodded as he raised the gun.

Nico gave out a chuckle. “I like Susan”

the truth is that Percy's school history is just so bad that this the only way they could possibly accept him into an university but these rules only apply to him

Romans: The last time an Olympian visited us was centuries ago, our only contact with the gods is through stuffed animals, most of us go our whole lives without meeting any god except for Terminus -

Also Romans: The entry requirement to New Rome is 3 transcripts personally written by gods, preferably olympians to ensure a seat

AU where Everything in HoO is the same but Octavian is a 10 year old

The moment Percy became Praetor, Reyna made him incharge of babysitting the lil prophecy lad, cuz she needed a break and Percy didn’t know what he was getting himself into.

thought this would be funny XD

Walker is Percy irl and i stand by it

"walker's nothing like percy" then what is this percy jackson behavior from his tiktok account huh

Nico: How much of a bad person are you?

Percy: I take really hot showers to practice burning in hell.