Percy Jackson Memes - Tumblr Posts
*deadpan look * Two types of people.
Annabeth: Why do you guys like being in the rain?
Percy: I like splashing in the puddles!
Nico: I'm trying to get hit by a lightning
I've only known Leo for half a book but if anything were to happen to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
"how do you write like youre running out of time"
me, on Mark Of Athena just trying to finish all of the RRverse books: No PLEASE have mercy!!! ENOUGH OF THIS!!!
Rick:

pls idk where this is from but this is so percy annabeth and grover coded
Garreth: *hits his hand on table really hard* OWWW! MY ARMKLE
Amit: his…what?
Mc: *sighs* his wrist.
REAL
how many times do you think at chb that someone was dating an unclaimed kid/two unclaimed kids were dating and then got claimed and ending up being siblings bc it definitely happened before. this is the real reason percy made the gods claim their kids actually
HEAR ME OUT. ITS THIS MEME BUT HAZBIN OR HELLUVA THEMED.
Charlie: (shows up on rozzle/dazzle) Hey kiddos! Wanna spend some time singing together this weekend?
Lucifer: (teleports in) Charlie! Maggie! Guess who got tickets to Hamilton!
Alastor: (pulls out a Vox voodoo doll) Hey whippersnapper? Wanna play with this dall and these pins?
Angel: (pulls up in bloody unmarked van) Husk, kids, grab your ski masks and get in we gotta go!
OR HELLUVA BOSS VERSION
Stolas: (trying very hard) Good morning my little Owlette! Wanna spend some time gardening this weekend?
Moxxie: (very proud) GUESS WHO GOT TICKETS TO HAMILTON!
Blitz: (drunk) Hey Loony-Toony! Wanna play Monopoly?
Crimson: (shoves Moxxie out the door): Go rob a bank with that friendless horse-f*cker of yours.

🎶 I didn't wanna be a hero seeking fame 🎶
LOOK!
🎵I didn’t wanna be a half-blood! 🎶
Isn't nature so beautiful
Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic
Piper: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Nico: I'm a KNIFE!
Will: He's a little spoon
Percy:


Underrated Percabeth moment. A reminder that Annabeth doesn't just tolerate Percy's humor, she loves him for it. At their most desperate, when they're close to death, when everything seems hopeless, he can still make her laugh.
Walker is Percy irl and i stand by it




"walker's nothing like percy" then what is this percy jackson behavior from his tiktok account huh
someone please explain why Poseidon, the SEA god (which is already covering a lot of ground for the Greeks), is just, as a footnote, also the god of horses? Like I know the Greek gods kind of have groupings of titles or whatever, but name a more land-centric animal than a horse. That’s just bad writing.

Made at 1 in the morning🫶
percy: *screaming the lyrics to cruel summer by taylor swift*
magnus: uhm... does that happen often?
annabeth: oh yeah.