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Scott: You know when this is over, we should really have angry sex.

Peter: Don’t objectify me. 

Scott: How do you sleep at night?

Pietro: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

"The whistle makes me their god!"

- James Potter to Peter (on a full moon watching Moony and Padfoot play)

Bandit: What should we do with him?

Morgana: Feed my brother to the dogs.

Bandit: But my Lady, we have no dogs.

Morgana: THEN GET SOME!!!

Morgana: …

Morgana: I love doggies. 😊

Scarlet: No one... in the history of torture's... been tortured... with torture... like the torture... you'll be tortured with.

Willow: This is a bad idea.

Sundew: Yeah, couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?

Willow: We could choose life.

Clay: Don't rain on my rainbow.

Starflight: Rainbows can't happen without rain.

Glory: Well, that was profound.

Sundew: Can I kill them?

Willow: Not in public.

Qibli: Winter completes me.

Moon: um, hello?

Qibli: you're nice too, Moon.

Moon: I'm your girlfriend.

Qibli: ah, but he's my soulmate.

Starflight: you could eat a vegetable.

Clay: ketchup is a vegetable

Shawn: But I can’t do this alone!

Gus: Yes you can.

Shawn: Well I don’t want to

Accidents don’t just happen accidentally.

Reynold Eckhart, at some point

James: *to Sirius* Can you be any more gay?

Sirius:

James: Don't answer that.