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Happy: I'll have a vodka tonic and he'll have a Capri Sun.

Peter: Happy, I'm 21.

Peter: I can order my own Capri Sun.

nothing on you.

pairings. tasm!peter parker x fem!reader

about. in which you find your lab partner in a strange place you’d never expect to find him in.

warnings. corny‼️

ricky rocks. short story 4 my best man because i didn’t want to think too hard into this

“you look like someone who could use some company.”

oh god, you sounded like a weirdo. or a hooker.

but despite that, he still looked and smiled at you, “look at you.” he almost grinned harder once he got a good look at you, taking notice that you weren’t exactly wearing the sweatshirt and sweatpants he always saw you in—but rather a very revealing top and a mini skirt. “didn’t take my lab partner for someone who liked to party.”

“i might say the same thing about you, parker,” you smiled back, taking a seat next to him on the ratty old frat couch he sat on. “when i thought of you getting your rocks off, i thought you’d be in an actual room with rocks.”

“wow, i’m offended,” he squinted at you putting a hand against his chest as if to cover his wounded heart, but he stilled smiled. “i would have hoped you thought higher of me, y/l/n.”

“i don’t intend on offending you, peter,” you smiled with amusement, “i just would have thought you were better than this.” you motioned and referenced to the frat house that you both currently sat in with all the buff dudes bumping their heads as they watched another identical guy chug a beer.

it made him scoff and his head slightly tipped, “but it’s normal for you to stoop this low?”

you shrugged, “we all have our moments of weakness… me more than anyone.”

“oh, so you’re saying this is a weekly occurrence for you?” he quirked an eyebrow, really wanting to know the answer.

and you almost didn’t want to answer, cringing as your head slightly fell sideways in shame, “maybe.”

“oh, on,” he shook his head, “cheap beer? men who don’t know basic hygiene and are probably failing their math 1 class? that’s your type, isn’t it? that’s why you come here, to get some play from boys with pedophile staches and low iqs?”

you laughed maybe a little too loudly, quickly slapping your hand over your mouth as you stared at peter who’s brow arched higher, but still he smiled, loving every moment of your presences.

“i don’t stoop that low.”

“oh, good. we still have time to save you,” he sat up now, clasping your elbow and scooting closer to you, “i almost thought i’d have no chance with you.”

“really?” your cheeks burned and you almost felt shameful for leaning closer to him as his voice was now a whisper and comforting and warm and ready to swallow you whole.

“yeah,” he nodded his head, “compared to those big burley guys who live off pre-workout, i’m nothing.”

you giggled again, feeling woozy and even more drunk with his amusement that was just feeding you to the brim with bliss. it felt out of body, it didn’t feel real, but it was and you felt like a fool falling so fast for someone you barely knew.

“they got nothing on you, peter parker.”

**

you were completely lost with time, but all you knew was he was a really good kisser and that’s all that mattered right then and there as the two of you stumbled into your dorm room where you were soon consumed in pitch black. neither of you could find care for it as you still clung to him feverishly, kissing him with all you could as if on a timer.

you couldn’t help but laugh once his mouth pulled from yours and started pressing kissed against your neck while the two of you still absent mindedly attempted to find your bed. you tried your best to guide but failed—causing the both of you to trip over your own feet and fall to the ground.

you giggled through the pain as you were now squished beneath peter’s body. he groaned, laughing a little himself but he still winced, pushing himself off and to the side of you, “well, we tried.”

“we did.” you smiled, not finding the attempt a complete failure due to now being a lot more familiar with your lab partner.

“i’d say i was hoping things would go a lot more smoother but…” he traveled off, now looking to the side of your face, “i’m not completely disappointed.”

“nor am i,” you looked back,

“next week then?”

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pregnant??

pairing: peter x black!reader, avengers x black!reader (platonic)

summary: it’s christmas and you’re pregnant so you surprise peter and the avengers

a/n: peter and y/n are both adults in this. and i know it’s not christmas but i just had to do it.

warnings: none just pure fluff

today was christmas and i had decided to tell everyone that i was pregnant.

i had found out a month ago that i was pregnant after i was sick every morning for two weeks, one day i took a pregnancy test and it was positive. i was so excited to tell everyone but i wanted to surprise them.

after weeks of planning, shopping, and keeping the biggest secret ever, i would finally be able to tell everyone.

everyone was gathered around the christmas tree in the compound trying to figure out what to open first.

“let’s open the bags first” tony suggest and i immediately disagree and he looks at me confused.

“those are my gifts can i please save them for last” i plead and he nods before suggest another persons gifts to open.

after a what felt like a century it was finally time to open my gifts.

“ok everyone close your eyes” i say and they all hesitate but close their eyes.

i hand everyone their bags and give peters his last, i give everyone the ok to open their eyes and they do. they all look up at me and i nod letting them know it’s ok to open them.

i watch anxiously as everyone pulls out the ultrasound pictures. tony looks up at me and then the picture and then peter before putting two and two together.

“YOURE PREGNANT” he asks loudly and i nod.

peter immediately jumps off of the couch and tackles me in a hug, when he pulls away from the hug i notice tears in his eyes and he smiles.

“i’m gonna be a dad” he whispers and i nod feeling tears form in my eyes.

“yeah pete you’re gonna be a dad” i say and he laughs before hugging me again making everyone ‘aww’.

“I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU TWO WERE SEXUALLY ACTIVE” tony yells hysterically ruining the moment making all of us laugh.

“how did spider boy manage that” bucky asks and sam immediately cuts in.

“well buck theres this thing called sex and when two-“ sam starts but bucky grumbles before cutting him off.

“i know how babies are made sam” bucky says completely over it making me giggle.

“i cant wait to see a mini y/n and peter running around” nat comments and everyone collectively groan. peter and i giggle at everyone’s obvious excitement at the thought of a little us running around.

“i’m happy for you guys” tony says as he walks up to peter and i before pulling us into a hug, eventually everyone joins in making one big group hug.

i smile as i realize that this baby is going to have a lot of love coming from an amazing family.

voicemail

pairing: peter x black!reader

summary: peter listens to the voicemails you left him during the blip.

warnings: none

peter was scrolling through his phone when he saw the amount of voicemail notifications he had, he opened them and noticed every single one was from you.

he opened one and listened to it,

“peter come home, please come back, i don’t know what’s going on but everyone’s gone please come back to me please”

he feels his heart break as you plead for him to come back to you.

he opens the next one and listens again

“hey peter, steve came over today and told me what happened. it may sound stupid that i’m calling you right now becuase you obviously aren’t going to answer but this makes me feel like you’re still here, i miss you and i love you”

he opens the one from his birthday

“happy birthday peter!” you yell happily and he chuckles as the tears fall down his face “today you would have been 17. i have a birthday cake here with spider man on it, it may be a little silly but i don’t care because the cake is absolutely adorable. i just wanted to wish you a happy birthday i love you”

he listens to every single voice mail over the span of three days, he opens that last one left and listens.

“hey peter we’re hopefully going to get you back today, i’m so excited to see you. i think tony may be more excited to see you than i am but don’t tell him i told you that. i cant wait to see you and i love you so much”

peter puts his phone down and smiles knowing that over five years you never forgot him.