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Technoblade out here having to deal with seeing his own corpse and Phil crying hysterically at the same time.
He deserves a raise.
I’ve been reading too many how to train your Hoglin AUs and watched the video therefore:
(MCD and injury and stuff)
Techno’s exploring the nether when something goes horribly wrong and then he somehow wakes up in the body of a Hoglin and unable to use any of his stuff. Terribly inconvenient.
Eventually, Techno finds Phil in the nether looking for him and Techno protects Phil on his journey to find Techno. (Very classic)
Somewhere along the journey Philza brings up that his people believes in guardian spirits who appear when you need them most, usually the spirits of ancestors or loved ones.
Suddenly everything clicks for Techno. The terrible thing *did* kill him.
But he can still protect Phil.
Phil’s journey continues. Eventually, Philza finds where Techno died and now Techno has to keep Phil emotionally stable bc Phil is not taking it well.
Eventually Phil calms down some. The journey back to the nether portal is mostly Phil coming to terms with and grieving over Technoblade’s death.
At the end of the journey, near the portal. Phil looks back to say goodbye to the friendly Hoglin only to see it briefly turn into a spectral Technoblade before vanishing, and Phil realizes that Techno has been guiding him through everything.
You absolutely SHATTER my heart with these MCD's holy shit. I love EmDuo so much and the idea of them both coming to terms with what happened in different ways is just HEART RENDING. I love it.
And the realization at the end is just 🥺🥺🥺 my poor heart. You had me tearing up!!!!
Favorite Board Game
TUBBO- CANDY LAND
› Enjoys a good, easy game
› Until this mans cheats
› Doesn't even try to hide it
› "You have no way of proving it."
› "You MOVED YOUR PIECE DURING MY TURN"
› The audacity
TECHNOBLADE- SCRABBLE
› Hehe former English major knows big words
› Uses some fuckin' plethora
› "What the hell is a "vamoose?'
› "Not a word you know, apparently. L"
RANBOO - CLUE
› Are you ready for Buzzfeed Unsolved, Sherlock Holmes, and John Mulany to become a toxic mix?
› The answer is no
› No, you aren't
› "HmMMmMMmMm.... my dective senses are tingling":|
› "I bet they fucking are"
› "THE SPIDEY SENSES NEVER LIE"
KARL - JENGA
› ..Until he loses
› You nudge each other during turns
› 'Accidentally' knock the tower down
"YOU BUFFOON"
› "I hate this game........ welp time for another round of this game
Masterlist
Ranboo
Board Game
Movie Watching
Tubbo
Board Game
Movie Watching
Technoblade
Board Game
Movie Watching
Karl
Board Game
Movie Watching
Dream
none yet
Georgenotfound
none yet
JackManifoldTV
Baking with The Manifold
Corpse Husband
none yet
Fundy
Movie watching
Kinda at a loss for word over this. Technoblade was really good and cool and I really enjoyed his content. I’m going to miss him 😔
It really sucks that I’m not good with words

I'm watching technoblade's stream rn and I only gotta say..
ONE OF US
Rest in peace to the King, The Minecraft King Techno.
You'll be missed brother and never forgotten, I'll look back at the videos you left behind and laugh because you're, were one of the funniest mfs on YouTube.
happy 25th birthday, technoblade! sending all my love and so much more :)

not even close baby technoblade never dies
an ode to passerine

Here is my tribute painting for Technoblade!
It's been a year and I still miss him. He will never be forgotten in our memories. Technoblade Never Dies!
Dear Philza
Please help your children are going batshit, child 1 just failed at terrorism and is trying to emotionally manipulate child 3, child 2 just committed mass murder and has killed child 3's best friend, child 3 is close to breaking down and just got in a fistfight with child 2 Philza please-
Sincerely Rasberry

1 year ago today we lost an amazing person.
He improved the lives of so many and his memory will live on. I encourage everyone to take some time today to remember and reflect. Do what makes you feel good and happy. If you want to watch a video of Techno's and laugh or cry (or both) please do. No matter what you do, please take care of yourselves. Technoblade Never Dies.
"Tell the rest of the SMP that having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the kingdom of god." -Technoblade.