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Help Draco Get Laid Brigade
Author: Anonymous
For: quacklinq
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Word Count: 3,774
Rating: Teen & up
Content: Texting Fic, Christmas Fluff, Gift Exchange, Getting Together
Warnings: None
Summary:
Draco is coerced into attending a holiday party hosted by the Gryffs. Who should he get for the anonymous gift swap but Harry Potter? What could he possibly get for his school rival?
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⋆·˚ ༘ * bf texts!
feat. reo mikage
warnings: some cursing but other than that it's just funny texts
a/n: tbh i give up on the cropping LOL hope you guys enjoy this one i love reo so much i think he's such a cutie!! let me know if you have anything you want me to write!! reblogs and feedback are always appreciated aaaa thank you so much for reading!!
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[11:31] You: okay so i’m texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting yoongi and telling him how badly i want his cock tonight. Arent you proud?
[11:32] unknown number: this is yoongi, hi
Rated M for smut and scandalous usage of cell phones. Based off of THIS gem from Texts From Last Night :-) Word count 7.4k.
You didn’t remember falling asleep but by morning, with your tongue thick in your mouth and your phone stuck between your arm and the wall, you blearily roused yourself. It came as no surprise that your mind was frayed at the edges, helplessly clinging to sleep as the incriminating evidence of your tryst loomed inches away from your curled hand.
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This randomly popped into my head so here, also this is modern AU??? Idk, you can choose. It's a textfic/crackfic where Y/N (you) are a Hashira so yh, hope you enjoy! <3
Genre: crack
Warnings: swearing, no real plot
Context: the Hashira’s wake up after a night they don't remember very well but they slowly find more and more photos from the previous night
Last Night~~~~~~
Y/N The Baddie🥵: @everyone lmao
look what I found from last
night
Butterfly👀💜🦋 is online
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨ is online
Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man is online
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍 is online
Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is online
Simp💗💗💗 is online
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀 is online
uMAI🍱🍙🔥 is online
Butterfly👀💜🦋: I wish I remembered last night😭😔
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: Y/N, what's with the names?
Y/N The Baddie🥵: why not
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: why tho
Y/N The Baddie🥵: why not
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: why am I called ‘Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀’
Y/N The Baddie🥵: bc you pretty
much stare at them all day. I
remember you told me their
names once, their NAMES.
.YOU.NAMED.A.CLOUD. Altho I
would change ur name bc you are
child and precious🥺
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀:...I hate you
uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I think they're fun
Y/N The Baddie🥵: see, Kyō gets me
Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: are we just gonna forget the photo Y/N sent us?
Wind bITCH💨💨💨: shit, forgot about that
Y/N The Baddie🥵: gASP- Sanemi
forgetting something?!🤭🧐
Wind bITCH💨💨💨: STFU I will end you
The Water Man Himself🌊 is online
Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man:...
Simp💗💗💗:...
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨:...
uMAI🍱🍙🔥:...
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍:...
Wind bITCH💨💨💨:...
Y/N The Baddie🥵:...
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀:...
Butterfly👀💜🦋: good morning Tomioka-San! How are you feeling? Is your head okay?:)
The Water Man Himself🌊:...why are you being so nice?
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: back read
The Water Man Himself🌊: okay?
The Water Man Himself🌊: @Butterfly👀💜🦋 @Y/N The Baddie🥵 🖕
Y/N The Baddie🥵: WHAT YOU
FLIPPING ME OFF FOR?!
The Water Man Himself🌊: YOU JUST STOOD THERE AND TOOK A PHOTO
Y/N The Baddie🥵: if I was
sober I probs would've
come save you😭 sorry
bestie💔😔
Wind bITCH💨💨💨: that's a big ass fat ass lie
Y/N The Baddie🥵: that's not
true!! You're just mad😌🖕
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: hoe’s mad
Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is offline
Y/N The Baddie🥵: real mad
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: look what I found
Simp💗💗💗: so THAT'S how we got back
Butterfly👀💜🦋: how did you even take a pic of us
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: everyone else took a cart while we wanted to do...this
Butterfly👀💜🦋: you remember last night?
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: I only remember drinking loads and getting on the bike
The Water Man Himself🌊: why am I on there even tho I probably have like a major concussion
Y/N The Baddie🥵: idk but I found
something else
Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: is that...a weird drawing...of me?
Y/N The Baddie🥵: I think so, yh
uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I have a vague memory of Giyuu drawing it then all of us slowly coming forth to hail this drawing of Gyomei
The Water Man Himself🌊: I drew that?
uMAI🍱🍙🔥: I think so
Wind bITCH💨💨💨 is online
Y/N The Baddie🥵: welcome back
Wind bITCH💨💨💨: what did I miss?
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: it's easier just to back read at this point
Simp💗💗💗: I'm going through my camera roll now to see if there's any photos from last night
uMAI🍱🍙🔥: same
Wind bITCH💨💨💨: wtf. Why?
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: I think I can speak for everyone when I say this, we don't even know at this point
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: mans just wanted a selfie
Y/N The Baddie🥵: Giyuu being
a complete mood as always
Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: where is he? I can't see him
Butterfly👀💜🦋: by Tengen’s hand
Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: thank you Shinobu!
Butterfly👀💜🦋: np!!😊
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: I just wanted a selfie! Why did ya’ll have to ruin it?! Assholes🖕
Butterfly👀💜🦋: someones moody
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: of course I'm moody, that was gonna be a good selfie, the EMOTION in that selfie at the start, did you not see how happy I was
The Water Man Himself🌊: you were happy?
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: uh, yh, can't you tell?
Wind bITCH💨💨💨: looks like ur normal neutral expression to me :/
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: seriously?
Y/N The Baddie🥵: don't worry
Mui, I knew FROM THE START
that you were happy, until
they RUINED IT
Cloud Stalker😬☁️👀: idk if you're just saying that or not
Simp💗💗💗: this is so funny to me
Y/N The Baddie🥵: lmao Giyuu why
are you always in the background
of the photos looking sad and
lost😭🤣
Butterfly👀💜🦋: it's bc nobody wants him in the photos bc he has no friends
The Water Man Himself🌊:...
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: honestly Gyomei looks fabulous and fits his part well
Simp💗💗💗: he does! But I think you all do! Even Giyuu
Y/N The Baddie🥵: what as a lost
depressed man?😏
The Water Man Himself🌊: 🖕
Simp💗💗💗: no that's not what I meant!!!
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: don't worry we all know, Y/N’s just joking, right Y/N🔫😊
Y/N The Baddie🥵: sure
👁👄👁💧
Y/N The Baddie🥵: alright ya’ll
imma go die on the inside now
and sleep, bye
✨💅Flamboyant💅✨: bye
Simp💗💗💗: have a good sleep Y/N-San!
Wind bITCH💨💨💨: I would come over and annoy you but I'm bedridden so I can't😔
Y/N The Baddie🥵: oh no, how sad
CloudStalker😬☁️👀: you dying on the inside brings me joy
Y/N The Baddie🥵: fuck you
Stronk 🙏Prayer🙏 Man: have a good sleep and hope you feel better soon Y/N:)
Y/N The Baddie🥵: thank you
Gyomei🥰🥰🥰
Butterfly👀💜🦋: bye Y/N-San
The Water Man Himself🌊: bye
uMAI🍱🍙🔥: make sure you have water! Hydration is important!
Y/N The Baddie🥵: thanks for the
reminder Kyō!
Kaburamaru’s Side Hoe🐍: bye
Y/N The Baddie🥵 is offline
happy birthday texts
monsta x wishes you happy birthday
warnings mentions of kissing/making out (minhyuk, hyungwon), lots of pet names, mention of food (wonho, minhyuk, hyungwon, joohoney)
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note this is super self indulgent, i mean it is a birthday gift to myself so whatever
Could anyone tell me what fake text app/website they use for their textfics? I plan on writing a textfic but I’m unfamiliar with the concept of it all.If anyone could help me that’d be great 😊!!!
Haikyuu Boys responding to ✨noods✨
Featuring: Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kenma, Kuroo, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Tsukishima, Bokuto, Ushijima, and Tendou
18+ I guess?? It's not too suggestive per se
I found something Big...
BTS text crackfic
Warnings :
Mature language
I smoked crack while making this
Crack asf
My first (could be last) fiction here
Do not repost. Plot is mine. Any resemblance with other story may be purely coincidental or that bitch copied me.
(Pssst gimme some friends bestie😪)
Gonna post the second part soon uwu <3
Prt 2 :
Prt 3 :
I found something Big... (Pt. 2)
BTS text crackfic
Warnings
The same as the part 1 😪
Do not repost.
Prt 1 :
Prt 3 :
I found something Big... (Pt. 3)
BTS text crackfic
Warnings :
Same as the first and second😴
Do not repost bitch
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