Draco/harry - Tumblr Posts
Harry: Bed-
Draco: Fuck you, you go to bed
Harry, who was going to say that the bedsheets need to be changed:
Harry: Something traumatic has happened today
Harry: A butterfly violated me
Draco: Don't ask
Harry: Why do dolphins have wings if they can't fly?
Draco: What?
Harry: You know, they're not gonna use it so why do they have it?
Draco: YOU MEAN THE FUCKING FINS?
Draco: You're not gonna use your brain so why do you have it?
Draco, looking at Harry: Is it gay if I want to pin him against a wall and make out with him?
Pansy: As long as you say "no homo" it's not
Pansy: I'm speaking from my experience
Draco: Alright, be right back
Draco: Nice thighs Harry
Harry: Thanks?
Draco: I bet they'd look nicer wrapped around my h-
Ron: HE WHO CREATED LIFE, THE LORD JESUS CAN I GET AN AMEN?
Harry: Who the fuck-
Draco: Language!
Harry: Whomst thee fuck?
Draco: What the fuck
Draco: We should buy some laundry detergent
Harry: Laundry sauce
Draco: Wh-
Harry: Clothes marinade
Harry: Outfit soup
Harry: Fabric juice
Draco:
Ron: I wish Hermione would quit work so we could spend more time together
Draco: You must wish I quit work too
Harry: God no, stop giving him ideas Ron
Harry: What does remind you of me?
Draco: A Thursday I mistake for a Friday
Draco: I wake up thinking tomorrow's Saturday, but then I remember it's only Thursday
Draco: A huge disappointment
Waiter: What would you like sir?
Harry: I wish to devour the unborn
Waiter: Excuse me-
Draco: Eggs. He wants eggs
Draco: Say something freaky to me
Harry: I really want you-
Draco: REALLY?
Harry: To leave me the fuck alone
Harry: I would like some chicken nuggets
Draco, whispering: Harry, this is a fancy restaurant
Harry: Sorry, I meant the fine nuggets of chicken
Draco: Will you marry me?
Harry: I-
Harry: I don't even know how to make rice
Harry: But Draco, people said they like the way I light up the room when I walk in!
Draco: First off, Weasley doesn't count as "people", and second, arson is still arson
Draco: I'm dating Potter
Lucius: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low
Harry and Draco high-fiving each other after making a dad joke while their kids collectively groan
Good Will Towards Men
Author: Anonymous
For: @crapfaerie / crapfaerie
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, hints of Ginny Weasley/Pansy Parkinson, past Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter
Word Count: 16,654
Rating: General
Content: Auror Partners, Christmas Fluff, Pining, Banter, EWE
Warnings: None
Summary:
Harry slowly falling for his partner? Approved. Stuck in a small room together over Christmas filling out paperwork? Approved.
Having an honest conversation about his feelings? Request denied.
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I Will Stay With You Till The Sun is Set
Artist: Anonymous
For: rinnwrites
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Medium: Digital Art
Rating: General
Content: Female Draco Malfoy, Female Harry Potter, Ice Skating, Fluff
Warnings: None
Summary:
Harry and Draco go ice skating at dawn. Fluff and feels happen.
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Harry Potter and the Secret Admirer
Author: Anonymous
For: @eletriptan
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Word Count: 3,564
Rating: Teen & up
Content: Courtship, First Dates, Hogwarts Professors, Fluff, 5+1 Things
Warnings: None
Summary:
Harry has been receiving gifts. From who he doesn’t know, but Filius has told him that the gifts are a way of courting. He now has five days to figure out who his admirer is and to decide whether he wants to meet them and go on a date.
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All Our Tomorrows (I Want Forever with You)
Author: Anonymous
For: @manixzen
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Word Count: 12,668
Rating: Teen & up
Content: Fic & Art, Hogwarts Professors, Getting Together, Love Confessions, Fluff and Humour, Light Angst, Snow, Earl Grey Tea, Matchmaker Cat
Warnings: None
Summary:
Spoiler: they kiss.
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