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Froghorn: I would walk through fire for blacker
Froghorn: well not fire cause that's dangerous and stupid but like, a really humid room
Froghorn: but not too humid cause my hair
Omg Anubis is just like me, not because he's an underworld god and the adoptive son of Seth and biological son of Nephthys and Osiris, and half-brother to Horus but because his fucked up curly hair lives on its own.
Valkyrie : Those pants look great. And I bet it would look even better, on Bruce's floor.
Thor: ...
Thor: Are you hitting on Bruce -- for me??
repeat it with me :
ROMANCE-AVERSE AND ROMANCE-REPULSED AROMANTICS ARE NOT BAD PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR AVERSION/REPULSION!
ROMANCE-INDIFFERENT AROMANTICS ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CARE ABOUT ROMANCE!
ROMANCE-FAVOURABLE AND ROMANCE-AMBIVALENT AROMANTICS ARE NOT LESS AROMANTIC FOR ENJOYING ROMANCE IN SOME WAYS!
FEMALE AROMANTICS ARE NOT 'QUIRKY' PICK-MES OR OLD MAIDS!
MALE AROMANTICS ARE NOT INCELS OR MISOGYNISTS!
NON-BINARY AROMANTICS ARE VALID AND SHOULD BE SUPORTED AND ARE NOT FADDISH!
ALLOSEXUAL AROMANTICS ARE NOT WHORES OR PROSTITUTES FOR HAVING SEXUAL ATTRACTION AND NOT ROMANTIC ATTRACTION!
ASEXUAL AROMANTICS ARE NOT INCOMPLETE OR MISSING SOMETHING!
AROMANTICS DON'T OWE YOU A RELATIONSHIP!
AROMANTICS DON'T OWE YOU LOVE OF ANY KIND!
Looks like you´re screwed
let’s talk about nails
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i’ve read this piece from @painsandconfusion and my evil walnut sized brain was like: idea
cw: nails, screws, needles inside body, broken ribs, broken kneecaps, blood, nail gun, begging, impalement, mild gore
• whumper taking a hammer and hammering nails (or needles) into whumpees thighs, or taking one nail and hammering it into whumpees ribs, taking it out after each rib, breaking them one by one, whumpee can’t take one breath without their whole chest hurting, the blood running over their torso (and maybe into their lungs if they take a long nail, coughing up blood?), the screams with every nail
• alternatively hammering nails into whumpees kneecaps or just smashing them without nails
• alternatively whumper taking a screwdriver and driving screws into whumpees thighs, each more painful than the last
• nail guns, shoots nails inside body parts, easy concept, much hurt, less work, also no blood because the nails are stuck very tightly into the skin, but after pulling them out, the blood would be oozing out of the wounds
• hammering nails through their hands, to pin them to the wall or to the floor
• restrained whumpee begging whumper to please take the nails out, whumper leaving them in, with every move whumpee feels the nails painfully shift
• whumper doing acupuncture with a hammer and needles, relishing in whumpees pain saying “i’ve seen people doing it in movies. are you relaxed yet, whumpee?”
• maybe infection if unclean, rusty nails are used
please add more if you have more ideas in mind, anyhoo, nails = good, i always like to see it.
@whumblr you might be into this