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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 374:
Me trying to headcanon other characters as aroace:
Textbook: So nobody's answering? I guess I'll have to call somebody.
Percy's driver: GET DOWN!!!!!
*Percy's driver and Duchess of Hamilton all are on the ground while Rusty is the only one standing*
Textbook: *Points at Rusty* You.
Rusty: 42?... 😅
Textbook: WRONG.
*Rusty gets blasted with the aroace beam*
Duchess of Hamilton: THEY GOT RUSTY!!!!!!!
I CAST GENDER-BENDER SPELL ON SODOR!
ALL MALE CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN AND ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE MEN! And all the characters on the non-binary spectrum are exactly as they were.
LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!
Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
Let's just start with the characters on the non-binary spectrum or who are other genders:
Percy (Demiboy)
Mavis (Demigirl)
Mallard (Intersex)
Rusty (Nonbinary)
Rebecca (Deminonbinary)
Lady (Genderless but she makes herself look like a female to not avoid any confusion. I mean, she's a god. I don't think she cares about genders, sexuality and whatnot)
Harold (Boyflux)
James (Genderqueer)
(Putting the trans characters because I don't want to be transphobic)
Toby (Transmasc)
Diesel (Transmasc)
Emily (Transfemme)
Duchess of Hamilton (Transfemme)
(Going to reblog this to avoid making this post long as hell)
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 387:
*Lol just kidding. Everybody on Sodor is alive and well*
Rusty: W-Wait, we're alive???
Rebecca: We're alive??! No way, we're actually alive!!!!!
Percy: Let's just out of this uncomfortable closet damn it!!!!
*Percy kicks down the door and everybody falls onto the ground*
Mallard: *Looks at his body* Huh, looks like we didn't change at all. Guess that I'm correct.
Mavis: Really? We didn't?
Rebecca: Let's throw a party!!!!!
*Pac Baby starts playing on the speakers extremely loudly as Rusty, Rebecca, Percy, James, Harold, Mavis all dance. Well, except for Mallard, who is trying to find Duchess of Hamilton*
Mallard: Now where could dear Hamilton be? 🤔
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 389:
Mallard: Duchess? Duchess? Where in the world could she be???
Mallard: *Goes into a room* Oh! There you are my dear! I thought I couldn't find you for a second. Hmmm... Seems like you're not affected by the spell, are you?
Duchess of Hamilton: Well, Mallard. I'm fine it's just.....
*Duchess of Hamilton then points to the other direction*
Georgia, Flying Scottie and Speranza: *All pointing at each other with exasperated faces* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!??!?!?
Georgia: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Bill and Ben did this for a prank didn't they????
Flying Scottie: Eh-No??? I'm pretty I saw one of them sprinting down the line screaming his funnel off!
Speranza: Oh dear goodness, I absolutely CAN'T imagine surviving while being the other gender!
Georgia and Flying Scottie: *Stares at Speranza*
Georgia: Spencer what.
Flying Scottie: Actually, it feels that I was almost meant to be this way....
Duchess of Hamilton: Should we tell them that-
Mallard: No, let them figure it out themselves.
Aroace Ttte Thing:
"YOU'RE POUTING IN YOUR SLEEP"
"I'M WAKING, STILL YAWNING"
"PROVING TO EACH OTHER"
"THAT ROMANCE IS BORING"
"SURE THERE ARE THINGS I CAN DO"
"IF I WAS HALF-PREPARED TO"
"PROVE TO EACH OTHER"
"THAT ROMANCE IS BORING"
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