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EEEE my hubby!!!💖

Forgot to post this here.

Part 2 of art requests/ challenge. We have Ryan, Edward, Mallard and Hiro.

Mallard was a challenge to design since there are not a lot of references I could base myself on but he turned out fine in the end.

This crew is ready to join the Gold Dust Adventures Au.

Forgot to post this here.

Part 2 of art requests/ challenge. We have Ryan, Edward, Mallard and Hiro.

Mallard was a challenge to design since there are not a lot of references I could base myself on but he turned out fine in the end.

This crew is ready to join the Gold Dust Adventures Au.

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Mallard: Okay little Spencer.

Mallard: You made 10 meals, you're not a cook.

Mallard: You made 20 paintings, you're not an artist,

Mallard: *Breathes in* BUT YOU KILLED ONE PERSON-

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Henry: Hey Mallard?

Mallard: Yeah Henry?

Henry: About your brother, He's.....Uh.....Punching my deer.

Spencer, furiously punching Henry's deer: YOU GOT TOO MANY LEGS!!!!!!!!

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Mallard's relationship with Spencer in a nutshell:

Mallard: 🎵 Everybody gets tireeeddd. 🎵

Mallard: 🎵 But specifically today I'm just tired of you. 🎵

Mallard: FUCK-

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*BoCo picks up a guitar and walk towards Mallard*

BoCo: *Starts to play the guitar* 1, 2, 3!

BoCo: 🎵 Mallard, 🎵

BoCo: 🎵 Give me your cousin~ 🎵

Mallard: I-

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Ryan, handing Mallard balloons: I have no soul, have a nice day!

Mallard: I don’t have one either.

Ryan: *Dies laughing*

SO... it's been 24 hours

How are we feeling about Mallard right now folks?

DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS QBDBQIBF

DONT DO THIS TO ME, YOURE MAKING ME FEEL THINGS FOR MALLARD AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS THEM HELP ME /pos

“Oh dear, that’s quite a conundrum you have there.”

Mallard definitely stole my heart, not gonna lie, but i feel like Scot would be nicer to me in the long run. Also those glasses, ouughhh.. A look like the second one at the top from Scotsman and i would absolutely m e l t.

Flying Scotsman as he appears in A Golden Soul

Okay but the concept of Olivia literally being Polly is such a good idea, it has SO much potential, not to mention a sibling reunion for Gordon and Scott! And imagine the shenanigans they'd get into with North when this whole shebang with the Great Westerns is resolved and North is safe and sound.. Oh god, the chaos. I can already see it xD

Diesel: Hey uh, is the camera on? Oh it is? Perfect. So uh, we found Marklin but not Spencer, so we're just gonna move Marklin into th next round.

Oh, oh... How are we going to tell this to the rest of the Gresleys?....

Especially Mallard, he's gonna be pissed when he finds out that his brother is dead....

Well, congrats to Marklin for moving to the next round....

Diesel: Kay the camera's on. So we found Spencer, and he's being weirdly chill. Said he went to grab a soda and doesn't even want to compete. So I guess.... *Shrugs*

Oh. Oh my god. Thank goodness he's alive. Mallard was about to have my head on a wooden stake when he heard the news... 😅

You have an entire afternoon (5 hour shift at the museum) and Olivia gives you a choice.

You can't get out of it and you're stuck until someone picks you up from the museum. If you don't do either you'll incur the wrath of Olivia Gresley which I do not reccomend.

I CAST GENDER-BENDER SPELL ON SODOR!

ALL MALE CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN AND ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE MEN! And all the characters on the non-binary spectrum are exactly as they were.

LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

Oh boy, this is going to be fun.

Let's just start with the characters on the non-binary spectrum or who are other genders:

Percy (Demiboy)

Mavis (Demigirl)

Mallard (Intersex)

Rusty (Nonbinary)

Rebecca (Deminonbinary)

Lady (Genderless but she makes herself look like a female to not avoid any confusion. I mean, she's a god. I don't think she cares about genders, sexuality and whatnot)

Harold (Boyflux)

James (Genderqueer)

(Putting the trans characters because I don't want to be transphobic)

Toby (Transmasc)

Diesel (Transmasc)

Emily (Transfemme)

Duchess of Hamilton (Transfemme)

(Going to reblog this to avoid making this post long as hell)

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Percy: Oh god, oh god....

Mavis: What's up Perc? Is everything okay?

Percy: Mavis, THERE'S A GENDER BENDER SPELL THAT WAS JUST UNLEASHED ON SODOR!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA BECOME THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!!!!!!

Rebecca: Opposite gender? But that doesn't make any sense at all! I'm mean: I'm not a guy or a girl.

Rusty: Yeah, same!

Mallard: Actually, I think all of us are exceptions here.

James: What makes you certain of that?!?

Mallard: Well, I broke out of the fourth wall and went to the creator's blog and saw the requirements for the ritual. It says that all males become females and vice versa. BUT, people who are on the nonbinary spectrum or are other genders stay the same.

Rusty: Wait, you broke the fourth wall?-

*Harold suddenly flies into the room, holding a megaphone*

Harold: ATTENTION ENGINES AND CITIZENS OF SODOR!!!!! IN LESS THAN 1 MINUTE, YOU WILL BE TURNED INTO THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!!!! BE PREPARED!!!!!

Everybody in the room: HAROLD?!!?!?

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Harold: Upupup! What are you chaps doing here? There's no time to chitchat, you better find a place to hide!

*Harold then pushes everybody into a small closet and shuts the door*

Percy: Wait, are we in the-

Percy: Oh my god please don't make a "in the closet" joke James.

Rusty: Uhhh, I'm not James. I thought you were Mallard.

Percy: What?!? You're Rusty?!!?

Rusty: Who are you?!?!

Percy: I'm Percy!!!!

Mallard, squished to the other side of the closet: If you lads are trying to find me, I'm over there and I am not doing well.

James, with his neon red eyeshadow: Hehe, guess who I am guys. 😆

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*Lol just kidding. Everybody on Sodor is alive and well*

Rusty: W-Wait, we're alive???

Rebecca: We're alive??! No way, we're actually alive!!!!!

Percy: Let's just out of this uncomfortable closet damn it!!!!

*Percy kicks down the door and everybody falls onto the ground*

Mallard: *Looks at his body* Huh, looks like we didn't change at all. Guess that I'm correct.

Mavis: Really? We didn't?

Rebecca: Let's throw a party!!!!!

*Pac Baby starts playing on the speakers extremely loudly as Rusty, Rebecca, Percy, James, Harold, Mavis all dance. Well, except for Mallard, who is trying to find Duchess of Hamilton*

Mallard: Now where could dear Hamilton be? 🤔

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Mallard: Duchess? Duchess? Where in the world could she be???

Mallard: *Goes into a room* Oh! There you are my dear! I thought I couldn't find you for a second. Hmmm... Seems like you're not affected by the spell, are you?

Duchess of Hamilton: Well, Mallard. I'm fine it's just.....

*Duchess of Hamilton then points to the other direction*

Georgia, Flying Scottie and Speranza: *All pointing at each other with exasperated faces* WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!??!?!?

Georgia: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Bill and Ben did this for a prank didn't they????

Flying Scottie: Eh-No??? I'm pretty I saw one of them sprinting down the line screaming his funnel off!

Speranza: Oh dear goodness, I absolutely CAN'T imagine surviving while being the other gender!

Georgia and Flying Scottie: *Stares at Speranza*

Georgia: Spencer what.

Flying Scottie: Actually, it feels that I was almost meant to be this way....

Duchess of Hamilton: Should we tell them that-

Mallard: No, let them figure it out themselves.