Wade Wilson - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Peter, about to be murdered: man i sure hope this is gonna be on buzzfeed unsolved
Murderer: *takes off mask to reveal shane madej* it will
Peter: Ohmygosh, mr madej sir !!!
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Deadpool: I don’t see why i can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist.
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Tobey: I would always think to myself “How could another person kill someone?”
Tobey: And then I met Deadpool and i was like “Oh okay.”
Tobey: I’m going to have a quiet afternoon.
Andrew and Peter holding shaving cream:
Tobey, staring them down: A. Quiet. Afternoon.
Andrew and peter:
Tobey: No.
Andrew and peter: :)
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Andrew: Can the world stop downplaying the existence of ADHD.
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[babysitting]
Wade: No swearing under my roof.
Peter, a bastard: H e c k
Wade: *loading a gun* YOU’RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE, PETEY BOY.
Wade:
Wade: oh shit.
Hehe a little silly drawing
WAIT HOLY SHIT YOURE ONTO SOMETHING
Do you think Wade calls Logan "peanut" because the peanut M&M is yellow and he's red
This is just funny for no reason 🤣
Wade is just like me fr
I love these 2 so much 😭
silly doodles
Ok so yknow how in the first deadpool movie, Wade talks to Weasel (the bartender) after being mutated and Weasel says that he looks like a avocado who had sex with a older more disgusting avocado? Hmmmm ring any bells? How about this, he continues to say the sex wasn't loving, it was hate sex? Hmmmmmm. And he said there was something wrong wrong with the relationship and that the only catharsis was sex and violence?
Its literally them. So I have a idea. Wade calls Logan his avocado. the end.