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does Yang have tumblr I’m totally not gonna tel then you were awake at 2am

I am NOT giving you Yang’s Tumblr/silly

But yes she does ^_^

My sister just told me that my mods folder is literally 5 GB below Detroit: Become Human.

An entire triple A video game.

Is in my mods folder.

I guess I’m cleaning out my mods folder now.

That moment when you want to go into the game to build, but don’t want to wait 12 minutes for the game to load your 60.9 GB mod folder :/

thank's op :]!!

red vs blue shipping chart template 😅

i just made one on a whim because i couldnt find one that i wanted to use. how could i possibly get a new obsession without making an insane-person relationship chart and seeing how it looks different when i update it later. theres some randos on here but it seemed better + easier to make it with this number of slots

Reblog this post with an embarrassing moment in your life.

I wanna hear y'alls stories

I'll go first:

I was at a party a few years ago eating chicken nuggets and chips talking to a vegan girl and I completely forgot she was vegan so I offered her a chicken nugget. She didn't make a big deal out of it. Just politely declined. I am forever ashamed of myself.

truly

“stopp ur being so mean” your panties are literally soaked right now you slut.

When you wanna pick up your ADHD medication but you’re so ADHD that you forgot the prescription at home 🤓

Luke missing you while he's away so when you say you're going grocery shopping and running errands he asks you to film a haul (you go to Costco so the haul might be boring but he loves every second of it) (even more when you pick up things he's running low on or if it s things for his go bag so he has back ups)

he would absolutely ask for this and it's such a cute thought. i do this ALL THE TIME to my friends so at least with me personally, this man would have to deal with it, no questions asked!

also here's some little thoughts (below the cut)

luke is away quite a lot with work which you don't mind at all so the two of you have come up with ways of staying in touch

one of them being you film little hauls to send him, it can be the most mundane thing but you love doing it, you even film like cooking and talk about your day so he can see it when he's having a rough case

but you also call at night when he can and you are usually back home by like 6pm so usually, no matter what timezone, you are usually able to call him for at least half an hour

but back to the hauls! literally it would be any haul, going to the grocery store but wanna talk to him, HAUL, costco? HAUL, walmart/target, HAUL, literally anything

like one time you decided to do a big shop at Costco to replenish some stuff that you like to buy in bulk (you were also CRAVING costco pizza) and when you get home, you decide to do a little video for luke

you do hauls literally anywhere in the house, bedroom, kitchen, living room, all over the place

but this costco haul, you're stood in the kitchen with your bags and you're going through everything that you bought, some like usual toiletries, packet rice that you can only find at Costco cause you had been craving it and you wanted it, all the usual stuff but there's something new this time

luke loves hiking/running and all that jazz and while you were shopping you found like a box of different snacks that he could use for hikes

it's like peanuts, cashews, dried blueberries, trail mix, all of this stuff in a box and you start rambling about it to him

"i just saw it and thought it would be useful because you always make yourself like a pack lunch thing and you never finish things at the right time so this might be easier. i just thought you'd like it"

you have like a sheepish smile on your face as you continue with the rest of the haul

you do this all the time

you sometimes just send him pictures of things you've bought for him because they made you think of him

he finds it incredibly endearing and usually with your little hauls, he doesn't expect to have anything bought specifically for him but sometimes you surprise him and you ramble about something that you specifically bought for him and he LOVES it

the fact that you think of him and care enough to grab something that you thought he might like absolutely warms his heart and it makes him appreciate you SO MUCH MORE, it's so cute and he finds you incredibly cute

blanching tomatoes is not for the weak, this is taking forever and its nearly 1am and i need to post my one-shot.

guys im trying to be a functioning adult and failing, what do?

we got jk's kink list but what about you? anything else you care to share/add????

Hnnn~ I do have a list...

Breeding, Cum inflation, Switching, Lactation, Predator/ Prey dynamics, Alpha kink, Collars, Rope Bunny, Body Worship, Scenting, Marking (Biting?), Bruises, Aftercare, Weight Gain (obviously, hehe), Praise kink, Puppy play...

And kinks that run DEEP but I'm not sure what to call them:

Letting my Alpha wolf take over.

Hunting.

When my bunny is a soft and sweet dom with me... my little prey taking control over a big strong Alpha *pants.*

Seeing Kookie grow, and knowing I'm the one fattening him.

When Kookie's tummy growls *cute*

I also like talking to his tummy... asking it what it wants for dinner and giving it kisses. Telling his cute tum to work hard and chub up my baby bunny. When it grumbles like it's talking back to me- I-

Literally any time Kookie says "plump" *fuck that's so hot*

When he pats my tummy and makes a comment that I'm starting to gain for him too...

Fattening up. Plain and simple.

There's something about jiggling... fuck. Kookie jiggles when he hops now and it makes me go feral

Not vore but like... my Alpha wants to devour my little bun? He teases me about getting chubby to be a yummy meal and it always gets me squirming and grabby.

Breeding my bunny. It makes his belly fat and round and swollen.

I like receiving instructions...

Something about tummy pats? They're so cute and loving and they make the chub wobble.

Kookie's hiccups after getting stuffed.

Winter weight gain. Wolves get fat for winter and it always makes me- *whines*

How do I say this *embarrassed*... drinking Kookie's milk? His cute tits lactate during his heats and- I love how he tastes

Getting stuffed from drinking his milk...

Oops that was a lot. I got carried away, hehe ^ouo^

John Constantine: what was the one thing I told you NOT to do?

The justice league: raise the dead

John, ready to commit a war crime: AnD wHaT dId YoU dO??

The justice league:...raise the dead

John: *screaming*

Danny, confused, running on .04 hours of sleep, and Low key ready for death part 2, electric boogaloo:

I have never seen anything like this nor have I ever thought of it. I wish my grandma was alive to see this, she was an avid knitter/crocheter.

This was a mispost, but enjoy the adorable owl anyway!

(But if you are interested in seeing more owls and other cute animals, unconventionally-adorable is where I initially intended to post this. So, please forgive this awkward self-promotion; I'm just proud of my cute-animal-curating skills.)

All birds look a little raggity when molting, but I think Screech Owls have the hardest molt of all. Hunter and Lucy both look pitiful this time of year - they’ve lost almost all their feather tufts. Thankfully, they’ll have all new feathers soon! #bird #owl #screechowl

mf telling arthur to "look at him" cracked me up to oblivion KANDJAJSKAKSKAKK LIKE OH OPSIE FORGOT I GOTCHUR EYES SORRZ