It Seems I Have Written Yet Another One-shot While I Was Procrastinating My Bigger Works... Oh Well,

It seems I have written yet another one-shot while I was procrastinating my bigger works... Oh well, at least I had fun writing it for the past three hours.

If you're looking to read some suicidal and angsty Bright Eyes/Frederick fic in which I explore my take on Bright's behavior, here you go!

Here Are Some Names The Listeners Call Our Redacted Boys! Solaire Clan And Shaw Pack Edition:

Angel: Davey/Cutie or Babe/Handsome depending on whether they want to annoy Davey or not

Baabe: Ash/Darling

Sweetheart: My Love/Love (get it? because milo and my love sound similar? yea no, i'll leave-)

Lovely: Vince/Vinny and any (and every) other short version of Vincent or Lover/My Beloved

Darlin: Sammy/Dear

Bright Eyes: Freddy/Moissanite (because it's the most reflective gem and fred is the light of their life, get it? i'm so creative, i know /s (<-but in addition to this: Fred doesn't get it at all and just feels sorta insulted that Bright compares him to a rock all the time))

Me, making notes for a fic I'm never going to write:

Guess The Whole Point Of My Tumblr's Existence (haha "existence" like my name i'm so funny) Is To Share My Headcanons Now. Fine With Me! Gavin-Themed Headcanons, Here We Go!

-I mentioned his obsession with jelly? Yeah, his favorite flavor is the red one with vanilla sauce.

-Whenever the D.A.M.N. Crew gets together, Gavin always goes out of his way to somehow brag about at least one thing Freelancer has done since the last time the group has hung out together (It can be regularly working out for once, it can be staying hydrated properly, or it might be getting their driver's license - Gavin will very casually brag about it).

-Gavin loves pillows. And blankets. He loves cozy, fluffy things, which is why he never gets out of bed on time.

^In addition to that, Freelancer always makes Gavin make the bed when they want to put new sheets on it because Freelancer is not about to move twelve pillows off the bed and then back onto it when their boyfriend can just go whoosh and get it done in an instant.

-Gavin owns two relatively big cases filled with makeup. He, of course, doesn't think he needs it to look good, but he has a lot of fun doing colorful eyeshadow and matching highlighters and lipsticks with it.

-Gavin usually only wears either an oversized t-shirt or his boxers to sleep. It's one or the other, never both (well, sometimes it's neither but oh well-).

^But when he wants to annoy Freelancer, he keeps his socks on, so when he traps one of their legs with his (as he often does because "it's very comfortable") he can scratch their leg with them. Freelancer is not amused.

-As Caelum's visits become more frequent, Gavin always makes more dessert whenever he's planning to have some. Because by now, he's gotten used to having to share his sweets with the empathy daemon.

(Not my taste in music influencing my take on Redacted Audio characters and listeners no definitely not-)

This is giving Darlin vibes and you know they dance around the house to it while doing literally anything ever since this song's come out-

More Headcanons Because I Have Too Many Of These (Shaw pack, again, but this time it's couple headcanons! The variety on here is unmatched):

-Darlin doesn't cook. We've already established that. But once Sam told them what his favorite food is, they made it for him, and Sam found it so surprisingly delicious that he started giving them a bunch of compliments for it (because, you know, nobody believes Darlin when they say they know how to cook or that they're good at it). Darlin, being Darlin, now stands in their kitchen at least once a week to make Sam his favorite meal in exchange for the praise they get for it.

-Angel and David had weekly sleepover dates before they moved in with each other. Sometimes it was at Angel's place and sometimes at David's and Angel would always go way overboard with the pillow fort and the snacks. With that in mind, for one of their anniversaries after moving in together, Angel reconstructed the couch into their biggest pillow fort yet and turned the living room into a little movie theater. They and David stayed up the entire night watching movies and eating snacks and only went to sleep in their pillow fort at around five in the morning because Angel drifted off during the movie they were watching.

-Baabe has an unconditional love for all things beautiful. And Ash just happens to be the most beautiful person they know, so, of course, he is their victim of choice for their creative endeavors. One time, Baabe got especially creative and spent an entire day dying Ash's wolf form's fur in rainbow colors to take pictures of him afterward. The only problem was, the color didn't wash out again. So, for a month or two, whenever Ash shifted, he would be a very vibrant, rainbow-colored wolf. He didn't mind (he actually really liked it) but David found it sort of... unfitting for the security jobs and a certain pizza guy had a lot of questions whenever Baabe's "dog" would walk around in the background while they answered the door. Once the dye washed out, Baabe promised to let Asher dye their hair any color he wanted. He has yet to cash that in.

-Sweetheart's obsession with stuffed animals (specifically cats) was not something Milo was prepared for when they invited him over to their place for the first time. Needless to say, that date was spent cuddling in bed and explaining the naming process behind all 82 of the ones on display in their room (honorable mentions to: Squishy, a black thing that barely looks like a cat anymore whom Sweetheart got at a thrift store, Poofers, the biggest cat in Sweetheart's collection, and Harold, who is a red cat with a little top hat sewn onto its head). Sweetheart took a liking to Milo's curiosity behind all the plushies' names and stories, so it became a common thing for them to buy and gift Milo fluffy cats for anniversaries, holidays, and anything else that would give them a reason to give him cat-shaped gifts. Once they started living together, the two of them had to install several shelves on their walls and buy an extra closet for the ungodly amount of stuffed animals the duo possessed. Also, Aggro commonly sleeps in a nest of cat plushies because of course he does.