Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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Chris Assured Beach Patrol Brad Was Correct. No Glitter. No Angel Wings. No Problem. The Outfit Not Only
Chris assured beach patrol Brad was correct. No glitter. No angel wings. No problem. The outfit not only surpassed guidelines but was nothing short of a beacon of beach fashion. Now what exactly was beach patrol doing about this sand situation? It seemed like a lot and not difficult to imagine some of it would end up in the car for the next umpteen weeks.
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Ok then. Brad stepped off and made a note to self: Dear Diary: Don’t ever ask Chris if Crystal Pepsi reinvented itself as a clothing line. Also do not follow up with any fun facts relating Southern California’s great physical distance from Atlanta as apparently ‘the American market is more sensitive to competitor rivalry than in Europe.’ Also do not bring up that no one in our circles really drinks soda. Finally, do not point out that Chris himself drinks coffee and is in fact doing so now. Love, me.
Omg. Yes. Pank was a word.
With that Chris stood up to prove it.
P-A-N-K. Pank.
With each having profiles on grindr and active travel schedules, Brad and Chris knew it was only a matter of time before Gustavio and Luke hooked up.
Chris really was a TERRIBLE driver. As a pile driver, well, he wrote the book and made the video. Well, technically their neighbor Luke shot and edited the video and Chris made Brad's day then the next two sore. The book itself was typewritten on his iPhone...
Chris stopped himself there.
Hmmmmm… writing captions for promo photos more challenging than expected. It was always difficult for Chris to understand where and when people needed details and clarification. If it were up to him this post would just say “Chris. A great lay.” Even that rang redundant. Didn’t the picture say that?!? Rain forms on the leeward side of that thing.
Well, maybe he’d write it anyway. If Madonna could pass off the obvious and overtly sexual as art, so could he.
Gustavio was miffed. When exactly during their hook up did Luke swallow his nipple ring? Whatever. Gustavio was ordering delivery from the food store. So far he had Crisco, cherry vodka and prunes. Was 22 too old for Ramen Noodles? That was ageist. Working on that obviously but the damage done. Anything else?
