Daddy Issues Max Verstappen With Penelope

Daddy issues 🤝 Max Verstappen with Penelope

Marauders characters as convos from me and my friends

PART ONE

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Barty: “I’m going to touch you in your sensitive spot.”

Evan: “not if I touch you there first.”

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Regulus: “Well pain is a great motivator but id want him to get hurt to the point where he hurts himself”

James: “WOAH THERE BLACK.”

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Sirius: “feliza navedah.”

James: “are you telling me that because I'm Mexican.”

Sirius: “Obviously, you little Mexicano.”

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Peter: “STDs?! Y'all got AIDS”

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James: “STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MOM OH MY GOD.”

Marlene: “I AM NOT, YOURE HALLUCINATING, YOU HOT DOG.”

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Remus: “I fell on my ass. It hurts.”

Sirius: “I’ll massage it for you babygirl.”

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Sirius: “THERES EYELINER IN MY EYE.”

Remus: “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?”

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Lily: “My boobs are sweaty.”

Marlene: “Real.”

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Regulus: “Please don’t tell me you don’t know the tooth fairy isn’t real-“

Evan: *Shaking his head frantically.* “Don’t say that! Pandora doesn’t know that. I’ve been pretending to be the tooth fairy.”

Pandora: “What? I already know the tooth fairy isn’t real?”

Evan: “Then who’s pillow have I been putting money under?”

Barty in the distance: “THE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL?”

*James teaching French Regulus how to salsa dance.*

*Sirius trying to teach Remus how to do the Macarena.* 

IMAGINE

Regulus and James adopting Harry, and teaching him both Spanish and French. Harry changes between languages to talk to either of his parents.

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(I used google translate, sorry to the people who are fluent.)

Harry talking to James: “¡Papá, quiero ir al mundo muggle y conseguir legos!”

Harry talking to Regulus: “Papa Regulus, pourquoi papa James t'appelle-t-il petite fille ?”

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Harry’s language when talking to Sirius:

Harry talking to Sirius: “Then Draco tells me I shouldn’t wear yellow because it isn’t my color? Then I said, that platinum blond don’t fit you either.”

*Harry also having hot pink sunglasses, a feather scarf, that he got from Sirius.*

Sirius nodding in agreement while painting Harry’s nails.: “You tell him baby.”

*Sirius also having the same exact outfit Harry has on.*

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I’d like to think that Regulus and James both adopted or had a child together.

AND THAT CHILD WOULD BE ME.