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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #14

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #14

Mammon: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do? 

MC: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone. 

Mammon: Alright, so what would you do? 

MC: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw. 

MC: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working. 

MC: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. 

MC: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together. 

MC: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag. 

Mammon: 

Lucifer: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #24

Lucifer: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something.

MC: You left me, Mammon, and Belphie in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. 

Lucifer: I did that on purpose, try again.


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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #29

Solomon: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 

MC: Only if you also don't ask why. 

MC: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 

Solomon: ... 

Solomon, grabbing a skull: This one will do.


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1 year ago

You guys, we did it! We hit 50 followers!

You Guys, We Did It! We Hit 50 Followers!

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