Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #14
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #14
Mammon: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
MC: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.
Mammon: Alright, so what would you do?
MC: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
MC: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.
MC: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
MC: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.
MC: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Mammon:
Lucifer: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #32
Lucifer: Where’s MC?
Mammon: Around.
Lucifer: Around?
Lucifer: You don’t have any idea, do you?
MC, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23
MC: I told Mammon that his ears turn red when he lies.
Lucifer: Do they?
MC: No.
Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that?
MC: Because I can do this.
MC: Hey Mammon! Do you love me?
Mammon, with his hands over his ears: N-no.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #16
Belphie: I’m doing my best.
MC: You’re not doing anything.
Belphie: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #22
Lucifer: Don’t you have any dignity, MC?
MC: Uh, no.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #13
Lucifer: Whenever MC gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so they have to ask me for help.
-sound of glass shattering in the background-
Lucifer: It hasn’t worked yet, but it will.
-MC breaking all the jelly jars in the kitchen-