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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #31

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #31

Mammon: We need to open this locked door. MC, give me your credit card. 

MC: Here. 

Mammon, pocketing it: Thanks. Satan, break down the door.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23

MC: I told Mammon that his ears turn red when he lies. 

Lucifer: Do they? 

MC: No. 

Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that? 

MC: Because I can do this. 

MC: Hey Mammon! Do you love me? 

Mammon, with his hands over his ears: N-no.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #27

MC: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #29

Solomon: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. 

MC: Only if you also don't ask why. 

MC: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* 

Solomon: ... 

Solomon, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #18

Asmo: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? 

MC: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? 

Asmo: Yes. 

MC: I'd sleep.

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hakirachan
1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #11

MC: We all have our demons. 

MC, grabbing Mammon: This one’s mine.

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