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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #18
Asmo: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
MC: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Asmo: Yes.
MC: I'd sleep.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #33
MC: And now for a gay update with Asmo and Solomon.
Asmo: Getting gayer.
MC: Thank you, Asmo.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #36
Asmo: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
MC: We're chopsticks!
Asmo: Well... that's cute!
Asmo: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Belphie: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #43
Asmo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Asmo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Asmo version someone requested!

Asmo version someone requested!