The Recoms: The Rizz War

The recoms: The Rizz war

Zdog: what the point of this?

Mansk: Idk

Prager: i guess to see who’s gay for one another when it’s basically both.

Brown: -trying to rizz up Lopez- hey are you a chair cause I would sit on you rn

Lopez: -trying to rizz up brown- are you a headache cause you’re always on my mind

Walker: are y’all flies cause y’all are annoying me.

Ja: Damn

Lyle: are you a cheeseburger cause I would totally eat you

Prager: AYE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Mansk: -spits out his coffee- WHAT

ja: hey z dog Are my heart because you’re always beating me.

Zdog: -slaps tf out of him- bitch

Ja: SEE WHAT I MEAN

Warren: -bust down the door- Are you the narrator cause I hate you

-L RIZZ NO RIZZ HAHAHFFHVHCH-

Warren:………UGH -leaves-

Walker: I think he’s Emo

Zdog: you think?!

Fike: aye Lopez are you an ice berg cause I crashed into you.

Lopez: ……no just no adios

Fike: WHAT WAS IT THAT BAD?!

All: YES

Fike: 🥲

Quaritch: GO TO FUCKING BED ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

-they soon all went to bed and Warren went to bed sad that he got no bitches and had L rizz-

Warren: Ur mean

-I know-

The recoms: night owl squad (gone wrong?)

Brown: -recording- Go go go go!

Lyle: -playing dance dance revolution and trying to beat Lopez’s high score-

Ja: Damn Bro Finna break the damn game

Mansk: idek why I’m here

Brown: Don’t care didn’t ask

Lyle: -the song ends and Lyle is out of breath panting like a dog-

Lopez: and you were sooooo close

Lyle: why just why

Brown: y’all wanna find other stupid shit to do?

Ja: hell yeah!

Mansk: im getting tired so I’m gonna go hit the stack night -goes to the sleeping quarters and goes back to back to bed-

Lopez: he just don’t wanna get in trouble

Ja: facts

Lyle: well what else can we do late at night

Brown: I have the perfect idea!

Ja: oh lord i already have a bad feeling

Brown: ok so -explains how they’re gonna try and steal some alcohol from the cafe and play never have I ever but you have to take a shot if you done it-

Lopez: sounds stupid…..IM IN

Lyle: sound good

Ja:…..ok

Brown: let’s do it!

-they end up stealing the alcohol and some shot cups so they could play their game. don’t do this at home kids-

Brown: -pours everyone one shot- ok I’ll go first cause we all know how to play right.

-they all nod-

Brown: ok good so never have I ever slapped quaritchs ass

Lyle: -takes a shot-

Lopez: Lyle wtf

Lyle: he got a dumpy

Ja: yeah no

Brown: fruity but ok

Lopez: ok ok ok Never have i ever told someone that they looked good but they look like shit

-they all take a shot-

Lyle: I don’t wanna make them feel bad

Brown: Sometimes…lying is nessasary

Lopez: Yup

Ja: -Gags- it tastes bitter

Lyle: you never drank before?

Ja: no! I promised my mother that I would have GOOD lungs and HEATHY liver.

Brown:…….that’s a damn lie

Ja: bitch

Lyle: ok never have I ever stabbed myself in the leg

Brown: -takes a shot- ….it was by accident

-moments later they’re all drunk off their asses and end up doing more stupid shit. Warren cue the ad-

Warren: Why don’t people simp for me

-STOP BREAKING THE DAMN 4TH WALL….excuse me I gotta do something-

Warren: WAIT NOOO NOT THE BELT

-ok I’m back so like I said drunk off their asses and they ended up doing more stupid shit because I said so. part 2 maybe?-

The recoms: MANSK

FT: My oc Rio

-all of them holding a mormoral for Mansk. Everyone has candles and yeah-

Lyle: we are gathered here today by the recoms to morn the passing of my fellow recom Mansk

Mansk: -in the background- IM NOT DEAD!

Lyle: we haven’t found the remains of his body but we were told that he was dead by….Johnathan…..a scientist

Z-dog: -starts bawling- HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK!

Ja: he stayed by my side when I was sick

Lopez: He taste tested my food to see what was wrong with it

Rio:…..I wish he would come back

-everyone crying and bawling their eyes out-

Fike: I WANT THE GRILL MASTER BACKKKKKK

Brown: DONT WE ALL!?

mansk: IM NOT DEAD IM RIGHT HERE

Everyone: …..MANSK!

-everyone goes and piles onto him-

Ja: WE THOUGHT WE LOST YOU BRO

lyle: YEAH WHO ELSE WOULD I TRADE SUNGLASSES WITH

Mansk: Rio

Lyle: …..their the second option. Sorry rookie

Rio: it’s fine I’m not offended

Mansk: Well I didnt die i just got lost and made friends with a thantor.

Quaritch: well is great to have you back grill master

Mansk: It’s Great to be back. so WHOs Ready for me to start grilling?

Everyone: ME ME ME ME ME

Mansk: ok ok I’ll start now after I wash my hands and get all my supplies. The helper for today is Lopez

Lopez: YES BITCH BEAT THAT

ja: GOD DAMN IT

brown: ………..REALLY

Fike: eh

-we stand grill master Mansk-

Warren: WHAT ABOUT ME

-SHUSH-

The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn

Avatar: The way of water

The Ocean Trio (someone give me a different name for them if you can)

Ao’nung: I’m so bored!

Tsireya: Aren’t we all?

Rotxo:-napping in a hammock- zzz

Ao’nung: I’m about to flip him out that hammock.

Tsireya: don’t

Ao’nung: -turns the hammock upside down so Rotxo falls out- wake up

Rotxo: -falls on the ground with a thud and wakes up- owww I was having the best dream!

Ao’nung: don’t care didn’t ask

Tsireya: why does it have to be so hot outside!?

Rotxo: don’t know. Im just tired

Tsireya: yeah and im not about to be baking in the sun

Ao’nung: I like my light blue skin thank you very much.

Rotxo: oh yeah cause you were about 5-7 years old and you went back to your parents looking like a grape!

Ao’nung: ITS NOT FUNNY

Tsireya: i was only 2 or 3 at the time and so confused

Ao’nung: yeah the look on our parents faces.

Rotxo: couldn’t be me!

Ao’nung: how about you go baking in the sun!

Rotxo: I will and I will not turn purple! -walks outside-

-a few hours or minutes later-

Rotxo: -comes back looking purple-……Umm

Ao’nung: HAHA! PURPLE ASS BITCH

Tsireya: Pfft

Rotxo: wait till my mom sees me like this. Just wait.

Ao’nung: -on the floor dying laughing- I can’t!I just can’t!

Tsireya: Are you dying

Ao’nung: yes

The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-