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The Recoms: Power Outage Sleepover

the recoms: Power outage sleepover

ft: my oc Rio

Rio: -trying to sleep peacefully-

Lyle: Rookie…Rookie…ROOKIE WAKE UP!

Rio: -wakes up- what?

Brown: yeah the power went out and Lyle wants everyone to have a sleepover because he’s a pussy

Lyle: am not

Prager: -eating a pop tart- hi

Rio:…..I’m going back to sleep

Lyle: Please please please join us!

Rio:…..fineeeee

Lyle: yay let’s go

-they all gathered in the gym and hell even quaritch was there-

Quaritch: this is stupid

Rio: -laying their head on walkers shoulder- yeah

Warren: do why are we here

Lyle: sleep over

Brown: where’s ja, Lopez, mansk and z?

Lyle: z dogs a heavy sleeper yet does sleep through her alarm the others idk

Mansk: im Right here

Ja: Yeah me too

Lopez: -sleep on a Damn bench press-

Z dog: -still in her room sleeping-

Rio: I just want some sleep but I’m too scared to fall a sleep-yawns-

Walker: why

Rio:…trauma

Walker: makes sense

Quaritch: Lord

Mansk: .-.

Lyle: so…-he starts telling spooky stories that sound hella stupid and Rio ends up going to sleep on walkers shoulder-

Walker: y’all shush Rio’s asleep

Ja: Gay

Warren: welp I’m going to bed night -goes to sleep in the corner of the gym-

Brown:…..-piles on top of Lopez and falls asleep- sorry not sorry

Lopez: -wakes up- PERRA! ERES PESADO! (bitch! Your heavy)

Brown: aww love you too

Lopez: -pushes brown off of him and goes back to sleep- BUENAS NOCHES! (Good night)

-they all end up falling asleep in the gym and wait for the power to cut back on in the morning-

Warren: Omg is the narrator being nice to me for once?

-I’m about to slap you if you don’t SHUSH-

Warren: Spoke too soon

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2 years ago

Avatar: The way of water

New addition

Ft. You

Ao’nung: so this is the new addition to the group?

Tsireya: yes! Everyone meet y/n

Y/n: hi

Rotxo: hi welcome to the group! I’m Rotxo. Don’t mind Ao’nung he’s always mean

Ao’nung: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALWAYS MEAN

Lo’ak: It’s true hes mean but he’s joking …most of the time

Kiri: hi I’m kiri. That’s Lo’ak and neteyam. And that’s Tuk

Tuk: hello!

Tsireya: and you already met my brother and Rotxo

Y/n : yup

Spider: what I miss?

Tsireya: and that’s spider boy

Y/n: hi im Y/n

Ao’nung: ok so we all introduced ourselves. Now what

Y/n: i don’t Really know…

Rotxo: we can go to the spirt tree!

Tsireya: yeah we can do that. anyone in?

Kiri: me

Tuk: is Kiri gonna drown again

Kiri: no tuk I’m not gonna drown again

Spider: I wanna go

Y/n: You’re gonna be sitting on a giant lillypad so not you

Spider: man

Ao’nung: I’m going ofc

Lo’ak: I’m in

Neteyam: me too

Tsireya: TO THE SPIRIT TREE

-time skip to the spirt tree-

Ao’nung: we’re here!

Y/n: wow…it’s beautiful here

Tsireya: we know

Rotxo: -dives underwater to where the spirt tree is-

Tsireya: you know how to swim right?

Y/n: kind of just not very fast

Tsireya: just breath and hold my hand

Y/n: -holds Tsireya’s hand- ok

-y’all both dive underwater to the sprit tree with the others and nobody drowns but spider was left sitting on the beach waiting for y’all to come back-


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1 year ago

the recoms: Lossing money (based on a true story)

Lyle: COLONAL HELP I LOST ALL THE MONEY ON MY CARD

Quaritch: I’m sorry what

Ja: -eating a pretzel- hm?

Lyle: I FEEL SCAMMED

Quaritch: WAINFLEET YOU ARE IN YOUR 20s HOW TF

Lyle: ok so basically I was gonna get this bracelet and this big ass squish mellow and I though I had enough money on my card but umm….I didn’t and now I have to wait 3-5 business days for a damn refund.

Quaritch:……I do not get paid enough

Lyle: now what?

Ja: you don’t get the stuff you paid for

Lyle: WHAT

quaritch: But you do get a refund

Lyle: yay

Z-dog: my pussy hurt

Walker: mine too

Quaritch: im sorry What

Z-dog: It was because of the scorcher that made us stand up in uncomfortable seats!

Walker: Yup

Lyle: I lost all my money 🥲

Z-dog: how tf

Quaritch: welp…let’s go home I’m tired

Ja: BUT WE DIDNT GET TO RIDE THE GOLIATH ROLLER COASTER YET

Quaritch: Ja…IM NOT GETTING ON THAT THING I ALREADY WENT ON THE DARE DEVIL AND ALMOST SHIT MYSELF

ja: but it was worth it in the end

Quaritch: and my feet are killing me so home time -gets up and walks to the gate-

Lopez: what about scream break?!

Quaritch:……Fine but we’re home by 11!

All: YAY

(But yeah I lost all the money on my card and was sad. I’ll be waiting for that refund)

Warren: why am I the only person OUT OF ALL THE RECOMS THAT CAN HEAR YOU!?

-cause magic-


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2 years ago

Avatar: The way of the water

At school….CAUSE WHY NOT ft: my oc Rio..and the RDA

Lyle: ok class I’m gonna be ur sub for today cause idk where your teacher went.so do whatever idc

Rio:….WOOOOOO

Ao’nung: can I go home

Lyle: sure

Ao’nung: -packs his stuff and leaves- BYE BITCHES

Rotxo: UR GONNA LEAVE MEEEE!?

Kiri: can I burn the school down?

Neteyam: -looks up from his book- I’m sorry WHAT

Lyle: Hell yeah go for it

Kiri: -goes to burn the school down-

Lo’ak: do they not care?

neteyam: I’m so fucking scared

Rio: you should be

Lo’ak: can I eat in class?

Rio: -drinking a Dr.pepper- this is my last soda….

Lyle: sorry but you can’t…RIO PUT THAT DRINK UP BEFORE I CALL UR FATHER!

Rio: ARENT YOU MY ADOPTED FATHER?

Lyle:….oh right…PUT THAT DRINK UP

Lo’ak: naw man getting mad for no reason

Rio: HOW TF

Lyle: LANGUAGE

Jake: -over the intercom- EVERYONE EVACUATE THE SCHOOL IT IS ON FIRE EVACUATE!

Lyle:…..you still wanna drink ur drink and eat your snack?

Neteyam: I’m about to jump out a Window

Rotxo: -plays take me to the king- TAKE ME TO THE QUEEN!

Neteyam: -sighs- this is gonna be hell…

Rio: -chugs the Dr.pepper and chokes- ah shitttttt

Lo’ak: welp Rio dead

-the next day cause magic!-

Quaritch: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HAD A BAD NOTE IN MY 100th YEAR OF TEACHING!

Rio: god damn it

Rotxo: can I go to the bathroom?

Quaritch: no

Rotxo: ok then

Neteyam: I didn’t do anything…

Ao’nung: -sleep in the back of the class- zzz

Lo’ak: -also asleep-

Quaritch: NOW RIO! WHY WERE YOU DRINKING SODA AND CUSSED OUT THE TEACHER? KIRI WHY TF DID YOU TRY AND BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN?!

Kiri: HE SAID WE COULD

Rio: can I leave?

Quaritch: no

Rotxo: can I go to the restroom?

Quaritch: do you have a pass

Rotxo:….yesss

Quaritch: that’s a fucking lie

Rio: -eating an Oreo-

Quaritch: -takes the bag and eats them-

Rio:…..-calls lyle- DAD UNCLE QUARITCH TOOK MY SHIT AND ATE IT!

Lyle: -hangs up and calls quaritch-

Quaritch: hello?

Lyle: -Cussing him out over the phone-


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1 year ago

The recoms: The Rizz war

Zdog: what the point of this?

Mansk: Idk

Prager: i guess to see who’s gay for one another when it’s basically both.

Brown: -trying to rizz up Lopez- hey are you a chair cause I would sit on you rn

Lopez: -trying to rizz up brown- are you a headache cause you’re always on my mind

Walker: are y’all flies cause y’all are annoying me.

Ja: Damn

Lyle: are you a cheeseburger cause I would totally eat you

Prager: AYE WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Mansk: -spits out his coffee- WHAT

ja: hey z dog Are my heart because you’re always beating me.

Zdog: -slaps tf out of him- bitch

Ja: SEE WHAT I MEAN

Warren: -bust down the door- Are you the narrator cause I hate you

-L RIZZ NO RIZZ HAHAHFFHVHCH-

Warren:………UGH -leaves-

Walker: I think he’s Emo

Zdog: you think?!

Fike: aye Lopez are you an ice berg cause I crashed into you.

Lopez: ……no just no adios

Fike: WHAT WAS IT THAT BAD?!

All: YES

Fike: 🥲

Quaritch: GO TO FUCKING BED ITS 3 IN THE MORNING

-they soon all went to bed and Warren went to bed sad that he got no bitches and had L rizz-

Warren: Ur mean

-I know-


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1 year ago

The recoms

Brown: I BET I CAN WIN IN A FIGHT WITH YOU LOPEZ!

Lopez: ALRIGHT BET!

Ja: WAIT I NEED TO RECORD!

Z-dog: -starts recording-

-Brown And Lopez fighting like Blue cats-

Lyle:COLONEL THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN

Lopez: -pulls off browns scarf- HAHA GOT YOUR SCARF!

Brown: -messes up Lopez’s waves- HAHA NO MORE WA-

Lopez: -slaps the shit out of him- BITCH

Mansk: -walks in-….-walks out- nope

Prager: -on the top bunk watching- I got the high grounds

Walker: and I got a damn nerf gun

Fike: YALL STOP BEFORE WE GET IN TROUBLE

Quaritch: I LEAVE FOR 10 MINUTES AND WHAT DO I COME BACK TO!?

The whole unit:…………..sugar honey ice tea

Lopez: -stops strangling brown and drops him to the ground-

Brown: -head hits the ground- owwwwwwww

Z-dog: -stops recording-

Ja:…..we can explain

Lyle: -comes back- what up ?

The whole unit: YOU FRICKING SNITCH!

Lyle:…. Yeah no -runs down the hall-

Quaritch: all of y’all bed now. It’s nap time for y’all

The unit: WHAT?

Prager: I WASNT EVEN APART OF THIS!

Walker: IM A FULL GROWN ADULT

Quaritch: y’all can either take a nap or get on the ground and do push-ups until I say stop

-the whole unit scrambles to get to their bunks-

Quaritch: good now GO TO SLEEP! -turns off the lights while he leaves-

Lopez: Maldita perra (fucking bitch *this is from Google Translate so yeah*)

Fike: welp…z send me the video while you’re at it

Z-dog: I’ll think about it

Prager: -already asleep-

-Mansk and Lyle walk in and go to their bunks-

Mansk: -sets his sunglasses to the side and falls asleep-

Fike: y’all wanna hear a story?

The unit: no

Fike: well damn


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