So Drago Is An Interesting Situation Because Technically He Isn't A True Predacon Instead He Was Made

So drago is an interesting situation because technically he isn't a true predacon instead he was made from shockwave taking strands of predaking's DNA and potentially a cybertronians DNA and merging them (hence he looks more robotic than your average predacon)

Due to him being raised by macadams, he tends to the glasses of left over energon. He's able to scrape it off due to his claws (because no fuckin duh). Ofcourse since predacons are believed to be extinct and the last one seen was predaking (who uh.. did a lot of horrible things). Drago was kept a secret. Even form Optimus because he would probably get killed.

His relationship with asphalt can be described as a brother sister relationship. They grew up with eachother (also despite dragos height he's the younger of the two which is... Very funny) and both dig for treasures in the scrapyard of cybertron.

There's a bunch more lore that involves him such as the new 13 primes and his fate as onyx primes successor but that's gonna take a while to explain so... Fuck you :)

Imma share two ocs!!! They are in Transformers.

One is a little shit. The other is a drake.

The one that’s a little shit is my minicon oc Asphalt!

She does have most of my personality, but she's more so a treasure hunter. She just wants to find rare stuff and show it off. Her altforms are a hammer and claws that can attach to one's hands. She wanted to work in contradiction, but bc of her size, they turned her away.

The drake is @infoglitch 's predatcon oc named Drago.

He's more so the son of Predatking (idk how to spell his name) in my AU. He has Glitch's personality. His altform looks like Predatking's but without wings. I'll let him take over if he wants from here bc Drago is mostly his oc.

They both have been raised by Maccadams. It'll be awhile until someone discovers him since, like, Predatcons are supposed to be extinct.

(the following is just straight up smut so please don't continue reading)

Jaune couldn't exactly pin down what happened in his head after those five simple words. But now hes here pounding weiss like a dog in a rut as weiss moaned out his name.

(gentlemen this is the rare time I go against my rule of wanting to make jaune tender and it is because of one of thing. Weiss is a fuckin bottom)

"want to play a game?"

Weiss: j-jaune~ don't stop~ d-destroy me~

Jaune knew that this was wrong, he was fucking one of his friends who was ABSOLUTELY drunk but he felt this urge just to pound the heiress into the sheets and so far the face she had on her was definitely making jaune more turned on. He face was contorted into a wide open-mouthed smile as she panted heavily, as her pupils were hearts at this point as she continued moaning out his name.

Jaune kept pounding as he smacked her ass hard with her moaning louder as her tongue stuck out a she continued to pant heavily.

Jaune: f-fuck, so tight~

Weiss: good to k-know you like my insides~

Jaune went harder as Weiss moaned more and more as she could feel her mind slipping. Jaune continued the assault on her cunt as he sped up with him delivering another powerful SLAP to her ass with another loud moan escaping Weiss.

Jaune had no doubt everyone could hear the things he was doing to Weiss, the sound of sweat soaked flesh pounding against one another, the begging for more of the lust driven abuse, and the gutteral MOANS that escaped the once Nobel and prestigious heiress known as Weiss schnee's mouth as jaune reshaped her insides to fit his dick.

Jaune: Weiss, I pray you don't remember this.. i pray this is just a wet dream

Jaune would keep going as weiss' face showed that she was in all sense of word, "broken" her eyes were rolled to the back of her skull, her mouth was wide open as she was speaking gibberish as tongue hung out, her face was red from her forehead down to her eyes as jaune soon felt his dick THROB, signifying he was about to climax. He kept going as he reached out before grabbing the heiress by the hair and tugged on it causing her head to be forced upwards as she soon felt him go DEEP and began emptying his GALLONS of seed as Weiss let out one last moan.

Weiss: JAUNE~

Jaune could barely remember after that as he and Weiss flopped on top of the bed as Jaune panted heavily as he saw Weiss look at him before hugging him as he last thing he heard before falling asleep was-

Weiss: I love you~

(end?)

Weiss: So listen *hic* I’m somewhere between fuck you and I’d let you fuck me.

Jaune: Did Yang spike the eggnog?

Jaune: *looks around for Yang*

Weiss: Don’t change the subject. Eyes on me please. Thank you.

Weiss: *Cups his cheek and makes him look at her*

Weiss: There. Now that’s better for everyone involved.

Jaune: What has gotten into you?

Weiss: Not sure. Have you always had such pretty eyes?

Jaune: Last time I checked. Don’t start flirting with me Weiss. I will catch feelings and you won’t.

Weiss: *pouts* I wouldn’t *hic* be so sure about that. What makes you think I won’t catch feelings.

Jaune: General rule of thumb for me and women.

Weiss: Maybe I feel like breaking the rules.

Jaune: I didn’t have you pegged as the naughty type. More of a stickler for the rules.

Weiss: Maybe tonight I’m feeling naughty. Who could say?

Jaune: It sounds like you could.

Weiss: Then where would be the fun for you? Do you like mysteries? Want to play a *hic* game?

I wanna talk about yang but I just got nothing despite her being my #1 favorite..

Maybe I'm just shallow and find her really fuckin cool. (And hot but that's kinda obvious :/ and I'm not THAT shallow I so fucking am)

Regardless have a great day everyone.

Rock on till ya drop tata mothafuckers 🤘.

I..

I do way too much for my own good ;-;

- infoglitch. Aka ME dumbass!

I'll be up front with you all, I don't care for the brothers. The ice just have no interest it's just the same boring "god of light, creation, and good" and "god of darkness, destruction and EvIl" like for fucks sake it's boring and I don't care, they could have done something really cool with them and instead we got boring ass gods and I just don't care about them.

But since I am making a rwby rewrite I'm feeling rather shameless today I have a suggestion.

Make the gods just one

We don't NEED a pantheon that's been done to death. I suggest perhaps have the gods be the god of balance. A being born from neutrality that does both Good and evil, not because it wants to help or hurt people just because that's what it's supposed to do it means to deal out equality. Before there was anything there was only nothingness, then the god of balance arrived and created everything that exists in the world of remnant. Simply because balance needs to exist.

But what if we had to keep it as a pantheon? Well I suggest sticking to certain fairy tales.

And instead of it just being the brothers have it be multiple different gods, the god of faunus could be based on Pan, pan is a trickster is a saytr, and with how fast genetics work you can definitely call that genetic trickery (or "genetic bullshit GO!" As I would probably say, make it a lot more fun) and hell assign him the relic of desire! (I mean there's a fuckin GENIE which you know, can screw you over if you aren't specific with your wish)

And if we're going with the relics maybe make a god of hunting based on Cain, or if you feel like avoiding biblical references, king fuckin Arthur, assign him the relic of destruction, and just don't make him, not all destruction is bad sometimes it helps with bringing in New Life, speaking of new life.

The god of birth (which can also be taken as creation), based on izanagi from The kojiki, the Japanese god of CREATION. (Plus the kojiki is full of japenese LEGENDS and STORIES)

The god of direction (aka choice) which... Hermes exists, he's a god of Paths. But we can also use

BUDDHA

The mf who is connected with everything by taking the path of enlightenment which requires tough decision (this one's a little iffy but still)

That or use the legend of momotaro for all the gods. (I'm sorry it's just good)

Anyway that's all.

Fuck you all and have a great night/day/whatever the fuckin time is.

For those of you who have watched RWBY what are your opinions regarding the brothers and their actions? I am asking for science.

Ok my idea is absolutely gringe worthy but did anyone remember the lyrics to "moon and back" by JVKE.. I mean, you could take it literally just-

Just put the song on and hopefully it makes sense because rn I'm laughing my ass off.

ITS JUST TOO FUNNY MAN.

B&A Hook Up's: KnightLight

KnightLight won! Here we go!

XXX

Before:

Jaune: So Jess, would you like to go on a date with me?

Jessica: *happy smol girl noises* Yes!

After:

*Jessica and Jaune sitting on Remnant's moon butt naked while outlined with Green energy*

Jessica: *Embarrassed* I didn't know the ring could do that while I-I was..!

Jaune: *also embarrassed* Havine an Orgasm?

Jessica: YES!!!

XXX

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