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Happy: If A Stranger Came Up To You And Said "i'm Your Dad's Friend, He Told Me To Pick You Up" What

happy: if a stranger came up to you and said "i'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up" what would you say?

peter: i'd say "you're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!"

tony:

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