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Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi
Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*
Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*
Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*
Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*
Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*
Everyone: nOo
Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
Rex: You're scared someone will ask Cody out before you? Obi-Wan: Yes Rex: 99.9% sure you don't have to worry about that Obi-Wan: Why? He's amazing Rex: He's also terrifying *later* Quinlan: So...got any plans later? Cody: Uh- Rex: Holy fuck the 0.1%
Rex: So what do you find as the most attractive quality in a man? Ahsoka: Usually their girlfriends
I'm packing one toy!
Me, and He-Man are out!
Maul: [Removes Ahsoka from his lap to do something else]
Ahsoka: Maul is… evil? Maul is unyielding? Maul is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
Obi-Wan: Bros before hoes.
Fox: But my hoe is your bro.
Quinlan: I’m right here.
Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?
Cody: For self defense reasons I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act accordingly Rex, Fives, Echo: Ok Cody: If you don't want to die give me all of your money Rex: Bold of you to assume I have money Fives: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die Echo: Bold of you to assume I can die
Obi-Wan: I have a problem.
Anakin: Kill it.
Obi-Wan: Can you chill for like, two seconds?