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I can see this situation happening and I love it.
Do you think Plo Koon's mask also has a translator inside it which makes his language understandable in basic?
Because being rather reptilian/insectoid in appearance, I assume that their main method of communication is probably screeching and clicks, rumbles and vibrations.
Also because:
Plo: ... and once Wolffe, Sinker and I give the signal, we will... *mask crackles, unintelligible screeching noises*
*Plo stops talking, adjusts his mask and tries again*
Plo: *more screeching*
Shinies: *horrified whimpering*
Plo: *sad eyes at Wolffe*
Wolffe: *rolls eyes* The General is having translation issues. What he said was 'once we give to signal, you are to advance and rendezvous with us at the marked co-ordinates'. Understood?
Plo: *gentle clicking noises*
Wolffe: And... *sighs* he says he's proud of us.
Everyone else: *stunned silence*
Plo: *soft screech*
Wolffe: *glaring at him* Really, General? Do I have... Ugh, fine. And the General says he... loves us... *blushes furiously*
Plo: *delighted clicking noises*
Phee - "What are you doing?"
Lyni - "Oh, I'm just sitting here."
Phee -"On Crosshairs lap?"
Lyni - "Yes."
Phee - "Good idea." Sits on Techs lap.
Lyni - "Crosshair doesn't have a crush on me."
Hunter, "Yes he does."
Wrecker, "Yes he does.'
Phee, "Yes he does."
Tech, " Technically it is closer to being in love with. But he does."
Crosshair - "Yes I do."
Lyni - " It looks like we are on plan K."
Hunter - "What happened to plan B?"
Lyni - "That was the bomb distraction two hours ago." Smiling at his expression, "If you didn't like that pray we don't get to plan M."
Hunter - Genuinely concerned, "What's plan M?"
Lyni - "I marry Crosshair in plan M."
Crosshair - "I like plan M."
Hunter hearing Crosshair destroying a punching bag, "Lyni hasn't contacted him today has she?'
Tech, "No, which makes it eighteen hours since last contact."
Hunter rolls his eyes, "Really." Grabbing his phone he starts a call and puts it to his ear. After few seconds, "Hi Lyni, how are you today?" A few minutes of chatting later, "I was wondering if you could text or call Cross, he's starting to act up a bit." Laughing at the answer, "Thank you so much Ly. See you later."
Tech, "What did she say?"
Hunter with a knowing smile,"She's bringing cookies later and is going to text Crosshair about it." They didn't need to hear the bing to know the text came through. Crosshair running out of the training room to put the house in order showed that it did.
And then the bros each hug Fox every time they see him. Including after telling their Generals just how hard Fox and the Guard have it.
Rex: That number is your kill count? Fox: Roughly. Cody: I wasn't...expecting that to be honest... Wolffe: He's lying. Look, he wrote a number above it first, then crossed it out. That's the truth. Fox: No, that's the literal kill count. Cody: ... Rex: ... Wolffe: ... Fox: They were alive before we crossed paths. Rex: Oh...Most of our kills are-- Cody: Droids... Wolffe: I don't--How!? Fox: ...Why do you think I have so many awards? Wolffe: You...work hard? Fox: Doing what? Wolffe: Whatever the chancellor tells you to do. Fox: ... Cody: You protect the Senate. Fox: Coruscant. Rex: What? Fox: My duties extend beyond the Senate. I protect Coruscant. Wolffe: Ok, you protect Coruscant. Fox: ...From? Wolffe: Seppies? Fox: That's...part of it. Rex: ... Cody: ... Fox, popping his tongue against the roof of his mouth: Let me lay it out for you three. Fox: While you're out there sniping heads off of comedic relief training dummies, I have to deal with living, breathing, thinking beings. The living and breathing should make them easier to take down, but the thinking makes them unpredictable. I have to account for their individual beliefs, their morals...their sense of honor...all of which throw logic out of the window. It's not easy to land a droid army on Coruscant, so I don't get the pleasure of predictability too often. Rex: ... Fox: Instead, I have to deal with the citizens of this planet, too many of which don't want us here. They shout at us, abuse us, and have even started a market for us. You know...the skin and organ market. Yes and no. Yes, they have actually harvested our skin. No, I don't mean literal skin when I say skin market. Think collars and chains. How many times have you stood between a threat and the people you're duty bound to protect knowing at least one of those people have spat on your men, attacked them, used them like toys, or captured and sold them? My only comfort is knowing I can turn on them the second they're labeled a traitor to the Republic. And I can pick the worst of them off when there are no witnesses. Cody: ...That's-- Fox: On top of that, I have encountered creatures of nightmares because they just dwell in the bowels of this rotting planet or some pieces of garbage brought them here to sell. If you thought I was protected against watching my men get eaten by a wampa, you are sorely mistaken. Although it was the nexu that kept me up at night. For weeks. Who buys those things? Seriously...At least I put some of them down, but who knows how many they sold? Wolffe: ... Fox: The worst creatures are the ones I can't add to my kill count, though. The absolute worst is Chancellor Palpatine. He doesn't know what my job is and assigns me to literally every job in the Coruscant Guard. I have to do it personally. I'm the boss of the people who are supposed to do those jobs. He is the sole reason I will only sleep when I am dead. Fox: The second worst is 99% of the senators. Entitled, egotistical pricks. I would rather be distributed to desperate families looking for organs than catch the eye of any senator. Thire has to remember which ones show a little too much interest in the clones because we are at their mercy. He can't allow a shiny anywhere near them. If a Coruscanti attacks a clone, it's considered damaging government property, making them a criminal. If a senator attacks a clone, it's considered You better do what is best for the Republic and shut your kriffing mouth. Because treating a clone like a complimentary gift isn't betraying the Republic. Risking one of the Republic's delicate alliances is. Cody: Force, Fox... Fox: I deal with all of that while maintaining an impressive record of mission successes. That is why I have so many awards. Wolffe: ...You have awards, but do you want a hug? Fox: Desperately. All day. Every day.
Lyni to Phee as Tech and Crosshair argue, "Should we tell them they never turned the machine on?"
Phee, "No, I want to know how long it takes for them to realize."
Lyni, "Fair enough." And holds up the stop watch she had started when the argument begain, "Six minutes so far."
Does he though? What if Rex knew the Batch lived on Pabu but didn't know the details? It'd be so funny if Echo just forgot to mention that the planet is this gorgeous island paradise.
And then Rex & Omega meet up during the Rebellion & she's going on and on about how beautiful Pabu is & Rex turns to Echo like "why the shab didn't you mention Pabu was a beautiful shabla island you miserable di'kut?! I was stuck in a tank with Gregor & Wolffe for years, you chakaar!"
So Rex knew about Pabu, right? It seems to me that when looking at retirement, Rex had a choice to make. He could spend the rest of his life chilling on a tropical island paradise, or he could live in a sweaty old tank on a desert planet eating worms.
We know what he chose.
Hardcase, looking at a map: It's a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?
Rex: Other side, Hardcase…
Bly: We’re kind of missing something guys. Ponds: Cohesion? Rex: Teamwork? Cody: A general sense of what we’re doing? Wolffe: And Fox is not here. Ponds: Oh, and that, yeah.
Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
Rex: You're scared someone will ask Cody out before you? Obi-Wan: Yes Rex: 99.9% sure you don't have to worry about that Obi-Wan: Why? He's amazing Rex: He's also terrifying *later* Quinlan: So...got any plans later? Cody: Uh- Rex: Holy fuck the 0.1%
Rex: So what do you find as the most attractive quality in a man? Ahsoka: Usually their girlfriends
Echo: *gets a paper cut*
Rex, under his breath: Hasn't he suffered enough?
Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?
Echo: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Fives, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
Cody: For self defense reasons I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act accordingly Rex, Fives, Echo: Ok Cody: If you don't want to die give me all of your money Rex: Bold of you to assume I have money Fives: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die Echo: Bold of you to assume I can die