Kalecgos And Khadgar Listen To Reddit Creepypasta Horror Stories While Writing Their Important Archmage

Kalecgos and Khadgar listen to reddit creepypasta horror stories while writing their important archmage paperwork

Have you read that one episode of Lore Olympus where he becomes Persephone's therapist?

s m a s h.

(I don't like LO very much, it has some... strange things in it, but hot DAMN I learned some things about myself when I saw Rachel's version of Chiron...)

petition to make chiron a drag queen

Y'all, where have all the 2b2t fans gone who didn't come from Tommyinnit and Tubbo's channels? Like, I enjoy their content, but where have my OGs gone... Where are my FitMC fans? My arsonists? And most importantly what the fuck happened to our rainbow terrorist? I miss his terrible deeds.

Scaramouche: Hey mom- PANTALONE- I MEANT PANTALONE.

Pants: *Would totally let that side, because he actually does more of Ei's mom duties than Ei does.*

Kaeya: Mood

Pants: Oh Tsaritsa no-

Dottore: Mommy.

Pants: *Sinks into the floor*

Signora: *dies of laughter*

Pants: *buries face in hands*

Childe: MOTHER

Pants: I hate you all.

Pierro: Has mom been drinking?

Pants: NOT YOU TOO-

Columbina: MOOOOOOOOOOM What's for dinner?

Captiano: Yeah mom what's for dinner?

Pulcinella: Yeah MOM.

Pants:

Here in the SCP Foundation, we don't have Death, Famine, War and Conquest, we have Bright, Kondraki, Iceberg and Clef, in that order! Gears is Satan, managing all four, and Light is Jesus coming to save the day from these absolute fucking idiots (/affectionate).

Gears becomes the next Founder (O5-1) when he tries to kill Kondraki

Bright becomes the next Tamlin (O5-13) when he accidentally forces Iceberg to off himself using telepathy in response to Kondraki's "death"

Clef becomes the next Teeth (O5-7) when he shoots Lilly

Light becomes the next Nazarene (O5-2) when she tries to kill Gears directly after Iceberg's suicide (This is actually caused by the distress these events cause Bright, who she cares deeply for, even if she won't admit it)

Kondraki becomes the next Blackbird (O5-5) when he comes back to life and changes his signature to five butterflies