So How It Goes Is: Harry And Hermione Are The Sibling Friends, While Both Of Them Are In Love With Ron.Rons

so how it goes is: harry and Hermione are the sibling friends, while both of them are in love with Ron. Ron’s the happy polyamorous bisexual with his boyfriend and girlfriend. no jealousy between them bc they need each other for different reasons and are happy.

the delores/five realtionship was simultaneously the healthiest and unhealthiest relationship in the series, in the essay i will—

my headcanons for the hargreeves siblings:

luther- straight, also never bothered trying anything else bc thE MOON

diego- bi boi, he just likes b a d a s s e s

allison- straight but girls are super pretty and she’d try it out if the right one showed up

klaus- ultimate pan, also open to a poly relationship bc he rlly likes comfort cuddles

five- he’s ace, bc after all those years alone he just can’t deal with people and hasn’t ever been interested

ben- gay but he died too early to ever have fun

vanya- biromanic but in all honesty, pretty people scare her and she’d rather not

dave: i need you

klaus: for?

dave: -ever.

klaus: *voice cracking* oH.

note for the new season: diego would look hot as fuck in an eyepatch

klaus and five are both the wine aunts but consider:

five as the classy red-wine aunt who could kill you with a raised eyebrow

klaus as the actually addicted aunt who is just the butt of all the jokes- oh wait

thats just the plot, sorry ignore me