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No Way! He Must Love Me.

Obey Me? Obey Me: Nightbringer, yeah?

They (at the time of typing) got a new special card event called "Fun in the Sun" that's beach-themed. The special UR+ cards that you can get from it are of Satan and Beelzebub.

So of course, me being the Satan lover I am (hail my man), I had to get his card. It was a matter that required zero questioning on my part.

Now with my goal set, I had this whole plan on how I was going to be able to make sure I get him without spending money...yatta yatta...

But before any of that, I had to do the one free summon they give you whenever a new card event comes out.

And in my head, as I'm pressing the 'one-summon' button, I'm thinking, "There's no way you can get those special UR+ cards from the free summon right? They must program it so it's not possible..."

RIGHT?!

I was wrong...

HAIL SATAN BABY! WHO SAID THAT DEVIL WORSHIP GOT YOU NOWHERE?! NO ONE.

REMEMBER! THEY CAN'T TORTURE YOUR SOUL IF YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH ONE TO BEGIN WITH!

So yeah, me and my bae Satan gonna go chill in 'the actually feline-infested kitty-kiddy pool', wrath and hunger y'all!

Grade, be not Good

The troubled person of the educational status tells their tragic tale based on the words of John Donne's "Death, be not Proud".

Source: AI generated image by the program, Fotor.

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Grade, be not good, though some have called thee

Lousy and dreadful, for they are much so;

For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow

Drop not, poor Grade, nor yet canst thou fail me.

Without rest and sleep, which but all tests be,

Failures; then with thee much more will flow,

And soonest our brain cells for thee do go,

Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.

Thou art slave to guesses, cheats, and professors,

And dost with pencils, ink, and papers dwell,

And text or slides can make us cry as well

And worse than my death; why not curve'st my scores?

One short study missed, it falls eternally

And grade shall be no more; Grade, thou shalt drop.

Stop Being Obsessed with Me!!

I JUST WANTED PIRATE LEONA, BUT NOOOOOO!!!

TWISTED GACHA JUST HAD TO "BLESS" ME WITH A RAID OF HYENAS \(O - O)/

_ _ _ _ _Excuse Me?!_ _ _ _ _

_ _ _ _ _What?!_ _ _ _ _

Someone, anyone, and everyone. Explain this to me. That was what, SEVEN Ruggies?! Five of which were the pirate ones! This can't be possible because might I mention these pulls were back-to-back AND only my second and third 10-pulls for this banner.

I didn't even know you got an item after fully capping a card until this happened.

It's not that I'm not grateful. I am happy to have all those Ruggie cards, both the Pirate and Savanna ones.

But all I truly wished and begged for was ONE Pirate Leona.

AND HE NEVER CAME BECAUSE TRUE TO CHARACTER, HE JUST SENDS RUGGIE TO DO HIS WORK THAT LAZY--

I MEAN HIS CARD IS SR-RANK, SO WHY?!?!

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Maybe I shouldn't have made that Rum Tum Tugger and Old Gumbie Cat joke...

The Greatness that is You vs Wild

Source: You vs Wild - Netflix

"You vs Wild" is an interactive Netflix franchise starring the reality tv survivalist Bear Grylls. It features all of the crazy yet beloved survival tips of his original show "Man vs Wild".

In the "You vs Wild" franchise, there exists an eight-episode long series along with two movie-length specials.

What will be further discussed is the special "You vs Wild: Out Cold". In this special, Bear Grylls gets amnesia from a helicopter crash and needs to survive in the surrounding snowy forest and mountain area.

Now with these movie-length You vs Wilds, the viewer is given the expected "out-in-the-wild" action-packed adventures, but as well as unique scenes.

From Bear Grylls being devoured by a hippo in "Animals on the Loose" to him being caught in massive explosion and becoming Grizzly Bear Grylls in "Out Cold".

Yet the greatest of these unique scenes is in "Out Cold". Here Grylls comes across a bear carcass and decides to cook its meat and use its fur for warmth.

Source: You vs Wild: Out Cold - Netflix

Bear Grylls? Nah, more like Bear Grills!

Because he's in Bear fur, grilling Bear meat, and his name is Bear Grylls. Absolutely brilliant, the stars are aligning and order in the world has been achieved.

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Warning: Spoilers to the ending of an 1897 novel.

Artwork: The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters by Francisco Goya

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After having finished reading the Gothic horror classic that is Bram Stoker's Dracula, it must be said that the ending was, to say the least, not expected.

The original story of Dracula is of the hero group (Jonathan, Mina, Seward, Arthur, Quincey, and Van Helsing) discovering the evil deeds of Dracula and putting an end to said vampire.

The premise is a group of good doers taking down the almighty evil. So, it comes to no surprise that the entire novel was building up to the group's final encounter with Dracula. From the beginning when Jonathan first went to his castle to the end where they trailed Dracula on his path home; it has always been about them putting an end to Dracula's reign of terror.

Previous situations involving Dracula such as the turning of Lucy, and even the planning phase of his demise were several chapters long. Yet when the anticipated moment of Dracula's end comes to fruition, it was less than four pages in length.

In storytelling, the moment being built-up to is expected to be grander than any previous plot point. The three-act structure of the hero's journey (a story structure seen even in the earliest of narratives) has everything in act one and two projecting the story upwards towards the climax. That climax being the highest and most dramatic point of the story.

In a novel called Dracula about the terror and downfall of Dracula, it is safe to say that the climatic point is meant to be Dracula's demise. It is also safe to assume that a novel, constantly discussing the mass array of supernatural and insanely powerful powers Dracula possesses, would have the climax be a grand standoff between the group of heavenly mortals and the great hellish immortal. Yet when they come across the cart transporting the said 'great evil', he doesn't even wake from his slumber let alone fight against them.

Remember watching a movie and asking, "Why didn't they do that and have everything be immediately solved?"

It's because mistakes are entertaining.

Perhaps over the decades since its initial publishing, society has become more drama and action craved. Perhaps that is why this frustration came to be. But if 200+ pages are leading to the death of the evil and powerful Dracula, then is it wrong to be disappointed with this anticlimactic, but ideal outcome.

Perfection is not drama.

Drama comes from the conflict created by opposing forces. Now while that conflict has to resolve at some point, in a story full of drama, the climax is the most dramatic part. Yet somehow Stoker made the most interesting part record-keeping.

In short, Bram Stoker's Dracula is legendary in how it was able to be remembered and praised for countless generations even with its disappointment of an ending.

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I still enjoyed it.

The Will of Yhtill

A Poem for the Playwright.

Artist: Travis Holmes/WendigoMoon

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To come by force or by free will

In ruined Carcosa lies the king

Do not come closer for it is Yhtill

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The presence that makes all chill

See what the yellow sign bring

To come by force or by free will

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Many driven wild until ill

A play to make the voices sing

Do not come closer for it is Yhtill

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Not till the tyrant has had their fill

Go forth for the Yellow King

To come by force or by free will

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Can't defy: he takes you still

In his hands is a fearful thing

To come by force or by free will

Do not come closer for it is Yhtill