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Draco, looking at Harry: Is it gay if I want to pin him against a wall and make out with him?

Pansy: As long as you say "no homo" it's not

Pansy: I'm speaking from my experience

Draco: Alright, be right back

Harry: Why do dolphins have wings if they can't fly?

Draco: What?

Harry: You know, they're not gonna use it so why do they have it?

Draco: YOU MEAN THE FUCKING FINS?

Draco: You're not gonna use your brain so why do you have it?

Harry: Something traumatic has happened today

Harry: A butterfly violated me

Draco: Don't ask

Harry: Bed-

Draco: Fuck you, you go to bed

Harry, who was going to say that the bedsheets need to be changed:

Harry: Why is it called a cold if we're getting warm?

Draco: Get out.

Harry: Could you at least try to see it from my perspective?

Draco: *bends down*

Draco, eating noodles: The whole chili pack, we die like men

Harry, knowing he'll be the one holding his hair when he's throwing up later:

Draco: *insults Harry*

Harry: Why do I even hang around you?

Draco: Because you're gay

Harry: And what does that make you?

Draco: Attractive

Draco: I have high standards

Harry, drunk af: Do you think pigs would get offended if we called them human?

Draco, pointing at Harry: And he meets all of them

Draco: I don't like Potter

Draco: Sure, he's perfect and his smile is the most beautiful thing ever...

Draco: But that doesn't mean I like him

Pansy: I asked what do you want to eat

Draco, looking wishfully at Harry: Our kids will be smart and beautiful

Pansy: Not to mention imaginary

Pansy: You don't like to admit it, but if anyone else was mean to Harry, you'd beat them up

Draco: Psh no

Harry, entering the room with a pout on his face: Some Slytherin just told me I'm ugly

Draco, cracking his knuckles: Who the fuck-

Draco: Sorry I let you go

Harry: *scowls*

Draco: It's just, we've been cuddling for 8 hours, I had to pee

Harry: *scowls harder*

Draco, reading Harry's diary: Dear diary, today was the first time I kissed Shelly

Draco: Aww, how adorable

Harry: Shelly was my turtle

Harry: Nobody ever liked me before Hogwarts, I had no friends, I was always alone

Draco: ...

Draco: Ha! You kissed a turtle

Draco: You're on a speakerphone, behave

Harry: Or what? You'll spank me?

Draco, on a meeting with half of the ministry:

Draco: Harry, I'm just gonna go pour myself a bowl of cereal

Draco: I'm going to be in that room next door, ok?

Harry: Okay

Draco: Don't do anything stupid

Harry: Alright

Harry, immediately after Draco leaves: Now seems like a good time to see how long can I dangle from windowsill with one hand

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Eating chicken legs, I told you it was leg day

Harry: When people say leg day, they mean doing exercises that involve their legs

Draco: Bold of you to assume I work out

Draco: I'll buy myself one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I'm rising from hell

Harry:

Harry: There's a snake outside

Draco, banging on the door: LET ME IN

Draco: Harry has been staring at the window since the storm started

Draco: Maybe I should let him in

Ron: Why are you on the floor?

Harry: I'm depressed

Harry: Also, I was stabbed can you get Draco please?

Draco: Yes I looked both ways before crossing the road

Draco: I looked both gorgeous and radiant

Harry: Too bad you got hit by a bus

Harry: We all have our demons

Harry: *puts his hand on Draco's shoulder*

Harry: This one's mine

Ron: Are you fucking with me?

Harry: Actually, I'm fucking with Draco

Harry: Oh, you meant-

Ron: WHAT?