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Draco: Sentiment is weakness
Pansy: You're literally making a valentines day card for Harry
Draco: I don't remember asking for your opinion
Ron: Are you fucking with me?
Harry: Actually, I'm fucking with Draco
Harry: Oh, you meant-
Ron: WHAT?
Harry: We all have our demons
Harry: *puts his hand on Draco's shoulder*
Harry: This one's mine
Draco: Yes I looked both ways before crossing the road
Draco: I looked both gorgeous and radiant
Harry: Too bad you got hit by a bus
Ron: Why are you on the floor?
Harry: I'm depressed
Harry: Also, I was stabbed can you get Draco please?
Draco: Harry has been staring at the window since the storm started
Draco: Maybe I should let him in
Harry: There's a snake outside
Draco, banging on the door: LET ME IN
Draco: I'll buy myself one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I'm rising from hell
Harry:
Harry: What are you doing?
Draco: Eating chicken legs, I told you it was leg day
Harry: When people say leg day, they mean doing exercises that involve their legs
Draco: Bold of you to assume I work out
Draco: Harry, I'm just gonna go pour myself a bowl of cereal
Draco: I'm going to be in that room next door, ok?
Harry: Okay
Draco: Don't do anything stupid
Harry: Alright
Harry, immediately after Draco leaves: Now seems like a good time to see how long can I dangle from windowsill with one hand
Draco: You're on a speakerphone, behave
Harry: Or what? You'll spank me?
Draco, on a meeting with half of the ministry:
Draco, reading Harry's diary: Dear diary, today was the first time I kissed Shelly
Draco: Aww, how adorable
Harry: Shelly was my turtle
Harry: Nobody ever liked me before Hogwarts, I had no friends, I was always alone
Draco: ...
Draco: Ha! You kissed a turtle
Draco, looking wishfully at Harry: Our kids will be smart and beautiful
Pansy: Not to mention imaginary
Draco: *insults Harry*
Harry: Why do I even hang around you?
Draco: Because you're gay
Harry: And what does that make you?
Draco: Attractive
Draco, eating noodles: The whole chili pack, we die like men
Harry, knowing he'll be the one holding his hair when he's throwing up later:
Harry: Could you at least try to see it from my perspective?
Draco: *bends down*
Harry: Why is it called a cold if we're getting warm?
Draco: Get out.
Harry: Bed-
Draco: Fuck you, you go to bed
Harry, who was going to say that the bedsheets need to be changed:
Harry: Something traumatic has happened today
Harry: A butterfly violated me
Draco: Don't ask
Harry: Why do dolphins have wings if they can't fly?
Draco: What?
Harry: You know, they're not gonna use it so why do they have it?
Draco: YOU MEAN THE FUCKING FINS?
Draco: You're not gonna use your brain so why do you have it?