
Creepy weirdo & weird creep who loves media where bad things happen to good people
693 posts
While I Fully Support The Golden Goose Ship And Am Happy About How Many People Support It's Functionality
While I fully support the Golden Goose ship and am happy about how many people support it's functionality as well, one thing did catch my attention: no one really talks about why these two would like each other and why they are so perfect together. This aspect is simply taken for granted. It feels so right yet it's so hard to articulate WHY it works. So, maybe you'd use your writing talent to elaborate on that? :)
I've been pondering this for a while and I have indeed found it extremely hard to properly articulate.
If I had to narrow it down, though, I would say it's that they both have bombastic personalities, by nature and as a result of their lives up until this point.
Stella was only born to eventually become a wife and mother, and the man she was forced to marry fucked it all up for her. No one's ever valued Stella as just Stella, it's always been about some role.
Mammon, on the other hand, sees everything through the lens of value, meaning he already has a rather small dating pool. Not to mention the prospect of gold-diggers and centuries of being married to the job.
Their chemistry comes from the fact that Stella feels like someone whose presence Mam would enjoy and who he could trust to not just be after his wallet and actually be interested in him. While Mammon having fun with Stella and genuinely wanting to spend time with her would do wonders for her self-worth.
As I've said in an earlier post, they deserve better and they deserve it with each other. The very premises of their characters essentially entitle them to nuance that the writing denies them, and even then, they're both still awesome and rightfully popular in the fandom.
I would love to do a Golden Goose fic, but I've yet to make an ao3 account despite deciding to do so over 3 months ago. The earliest I could see myself finishing a hypothetical chapter 1 would be mid-to-late January, time is a bit tight for me at the moment.
-
milk-powrit liked this · 6 months ago
-
washe-hz liked this · 8 months ago
-
randomnerd64 liked this · 8 months ago
-
just-a-little-anxious liked this · 8 months ago
-
lagfestival liked this · 9 months ago
-
jellatonoflove liked this · 9 months ago
-
albina-h-a liked this · 10 months ago
-
welcometomymaddness liked this · 10 months ago
-
galaticrow546 liked this · 11 months ago
-
77-feral-cats-in-a-trenchcoat liked this · 11 months ago
-
thebenbros13579 liked this · 11 months ago
-
eldritchangel35eyes liked this · 11 months ago
-
talesfromawannabejournalist liked this · 1 year ago
-
secretbirdgalaxy liked this · 1 year ago
-
thecharminghazelnut liked this · 1 year ago
-
chaoticgentlemenarbiter liked this · 1 year ago
-
thejesterscollective liked this · 1 year ago
-
sharptootheddancer liked this · 1 year ago
-
asmerlotus liked this · 1 year ago
-
aliencatwafers reblogged this · 1 year ago
-
aliencatwafers liked this · 1 year ago
-
hoodienchaos liked this · 1 year ago
-
tmnt-skylanders-lover liked this · 1 year ago
-
pikachiee liked this · 1 year ago
-
lucasisstupid liked this · 1 year ago
-
saccharine-seashells liked this · 1 year ago
-
chimera-klown liked this · 1 year ago
-
toastyghosty87 liked this · 1 year ago
-
coffee--lover liked this · 1 year ago
-
ineedmycoffeerightnow liked this · 1 year ago
-
bottlepiecemuses liked this · 1 year ago
-
m00nlight-mexican liked this · 1 year ago
-
theogweirdo liked this · 1 year ago
-
starry-bi-sky liked this · 1 year ago
-
purfectprincessgirl liked this · 1 year ago
-
jackethotlinemiami1980s liked this · 1 year ago
-
bi-till-i-die liked this · 1 year ago
-
luirane liked this · 1 year ago
-
shiro-luxunder liked this · 1 year ago
-
bagelbibuddies liked this · 1 year ago
-
theridleyrobot liked this · 1 year ago
-
spenceinspace liked this · 1 year ago
-
cryingunderthewaterfall liked this · 1 year ago
More Posts from Prof-ramses
I don’t know if anyone else has pointed this out, but Mammon has a number of similarities with Pennywise the Dancing Clown. Namely, they’re both incredibly ancient, demonic beings of incredible power that take the form of clowns, are driven by an all encompassing hunger (which is more metaphorical on Mammon’s end), and they both have a strong association with spiders. It could just be me looking too much into it, but it’s interesting to think about. As the main authority on all things Mammon, what do you think?
Yes, I have thought about this and I do think it's at least part of the reason Mam is a spider. Other reasons being that he traps people in his web, and it makes for a cheap joke about the dangerous spiders of Australia.
I am officially at 100 followers! While this isn't as big a deal to me as it would be to some others, it's still significant enough that I wanted to share it and thank all the people from the fandoms I've touched on who have made this possible. You're all bloody legends!
Do u when you first will be up on ao3
I have been meaning to make an ao3 account for a few months now, but real life stuff only leaves me with time for so much. I hope to be able to set an account up in January, and hopefully have something to publish by then.

My favorite moment with him - Easily his encounter with the Dexter Fella, it was hysterical, had a good reference to the original Child's Play and naturally fit into the plot. The punch sound effect still lives in my brain.
Having read your analysis on Bee, I found myself thinking up a scenerio wherein Mammon chews out the other Sins. Like, the others air out their grievances with Mam and how him personifying Greed rather than encouraging it is giving them a bad public image, what with them being what is basically celebrities in the context of the show. Mammon would sat through it, silently glaring at the others, and when they’re done, he just tears into them. Mammon then proceeds to pick apart the other Sins’ actions and behaviors, noting how they used to personify their respective vices before eventually becoming the watered down versions of themselves they are in the present, probably even questioning why they’d even bother doing so in the first place. The others would probably try to “high road” him, but Mam isn’t having any of it and admits that, yes he is an unapologetically shitty person, but at the very least he’s honest about it, unlike them and the countless skeletons they undoubtedly keep in their closets. (I always interpreted Mammon’s only reason for trying to (poorly) hide his greedy nature is so he doesn’t alienate his potential consumers) Eventually, Mammon decides he’s tired of the conversation, notes he’s got a hot date with a recent divorcee later, and teleports away, leaving the others to stand in awkward silence, none of them willing to admit that Mammon’s verbal eviseration was right on the mark.
Sorry for the wall of text, just sort of had a flash of inspiration from your analysis.
Mam chewing them out would be extremely cathartic to see. After giving it some thought, I think Ozzie and Bee might be the only Sins that go out of their way to "mitigate" their public images. It would work especially well if Mammon reminds them of how well they used to get along and how, unlike Ozzie, he hasn't gone out of his way to antagonize them despite their "growth".
To elaborate on the Bee and Ozzie thing, Lucifer is canonically a pretentious ass to everyone but his family, Bel is highly implied to be so apathetic and lazy that she uses Sloth's general population as her test subjects and is likely too apathetic to care about appearances. What we've seen of Wrath doesn't paint the best picture of Satan, and it's too early to say anything about Levi, or Envy in general.
Nice to see the Golden Goose agenda spreading. And don't sweat it, text walls written in streams of consciousness are always more than welcome here!