Imagine Not Being Able To Be A Heating Pad For Your Boyfriend's Chronic Pain Couldn't Be Me

Imagine not being able to be a heating pad for your boyfriend's chronic pain couldn't be me

- Shouto Todoroki holding his boyfriend's hand

Imagine having to not cuddle you boyfriend cause it gets too hot, couldn't be me

-Izuku Midoriya clinging to his boyfriend's right side

Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.

Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*

Iida : oh boy.

Aizawa : The mother

Momo: I-

Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.

Iida : *sigh*

Aizawa : Anger issues

Bakugo : Fuck your too.

Aizawa : Daddy issues

Shouto : Fair enough

Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual

Deku : I-

Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual

Kaminari: Called out

Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.

Ashido : Here!

Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.

Uraraka : Sensei please-

Aizawa : The actual frog

Asui : Kero

Aizawa : The Karate kid

Ojiro : Ok i guess

Aizawa : Gossip handler

Hagakure : That's me!

Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.

Ayoma: Oui

Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.

Jirou : *thumbs up*

Aizawa : The high one

Sero : Sir I-

Aizawa : The diabetes risk

Satou : Fair

Aizawa : The actually pure one

Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Aizawa : The rock.

Kirishima : That's me!

Aizawa : The emo one

Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.

Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.

Shouji : ....

Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.

Shinsou : Sup.

Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.

Mineta : .......

Izuku : Can I sit there?

Shouto : That's my lap though?

Izuku : .... Can I?

Shouto :....

Izuku :....

Shouto : If you sit there, you live there, there's no going back.

Izuku : *settling in* Fine by me

I understand that Shouto teaching Izuku to scate is a blessed concept, but consider my headcanon,

Shouto can't actually skate. He can walk uncannily well on ice with regular shoes, he's fine even gliding on his own ice because he usually makes it in an incline and he just stays straight as he slips down.

But add a shoe with blade on the bottom? Nope. Not happening. He cannot balance on a blade no matter how hard he tries and Izuku, who is halfway decent at ice skating is baffled at this discovery.

Shouto introducing Bakugo and Midoriya to Fyumi in the internship ark :

Shouto : this is Midoriya he is one of the kindest people you'll meet and is generally just the sun.

Fyumi : that's great! nice to meet you.

Shouto : And this is Bakugo, he has rabies, the doctors haven't found a cure for him yet.

Fyumi : .......

Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.

Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.