~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪~

Episode 4

Y/N: 3 rules to get along, or at least survive,while living with me

Loki: *listens *

Y/N:number 1...when I'm angry...I'm angry don't even try to piss me off.

Loki:*nods*

Y/N:number 2 if I'm happy...I'm happy! Why should you piss me off?

Loki:*shrugs *

Y/N:*sighs* number 3 if you don't know whether I'm angry or happy DON'T PISS ME OFF. Those are the basics got it?

Loki: got it.

Loki:*black eye and a broken arm*

Thor:you broke the rules...didn't you?

Loki;Yup

Thor:....was even worth it?

Loki;definitely worth it.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 5

Y/N:you mean the world to me...I love you so much!

Thor:.....

Y/N: Say something!

Thor:.....

Y/N:F*CK YOU!

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 12

*Pov. You are an older sister figure to Rudra and Shiva*

~After Shiva's fight~

Y/N:You won....in the end.

Shiva:*nods*

Y/N: And you lost three arms while doing that.

Shiva:*looks down*

Rudra:Elder sister Y/N....don't be too harsh on him.

Y/N:Am I talking to you??*glares*

Rudra:....*keeps quiet*

Y/N:....since day one...you two brats have been nothing but a pain in the ass for me...

Rudra/Shiva:*keep looking down*

Y/N:It has been centuries but you still give me a f*cking headache....*rise her arms*

Rudra/Shiva:*both ready to get the hit*

Y/N:*pats their heads* You are big and strong but still two brats inside those little brains of yours.*smiles*

Rudra/Shiva:*surprised* elder sister...*really touched *

Y/N:*also slaps them*

*the two gods fly into the wall*

Y/N: That's why I'm still keeping an eye on you!! Now go to the infirmary you need it! *walks away*

Indra:That....

Vishnu:Was sure cruel...

Agni:I did know she was strict but...that was really too much...

Varna: Rudra...Shiva are you still alive??

Rudra/Shiva:*getting on their feet *

Shiva:Big sis smiled....to us....

Rudra:She did.....

The two smiles: SHE'S PROUD OF US!!

The other gods:... Wtf...

Shiva:Her slap was softer than the ones she usually gave us!

The gods:"THAT WAS SOFT!?"

Rudra:Right!? If it was one of those we would have broken 3 walls!!

The gods:.....*turn around and look at Y/N* "How did they survive with ...that woman!?"

Y/N:✌

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪 ~

Episode 16

Loki:*black eye *

Thor:....what did you do this time?

Loki:... Ask Y/N...

Thor:????

Thor:*black eye*

Hermes:What happened to you???

Thor/Loki: Ask Y/N.

Hermes:???

Hermes:*black eye*

Loki:....

Thor:....

Hercules:Should I even ask what happened to you?

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask Y/N.

Hercules:*with a black eye* ....

Shiva:....Guys what the heck happened to you??

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask...

Hercules:*on the verge of crying* I just asked Y/N what happened. She said nothing but it was clear that something was wrong so I asked her why she was angry and then she punched me!*crying*

Loki:Idiot...now he won't know our pain.

Shiva:So you wanted to send me to her just to get punched.

Loki:Exactly.

Shiva:Well I wouldn't have done that regardless.

Thor:Why?

Shiva:Are you serious?! Like hell I will approach that girl while she is on her period. Having 3 wives sure teaches you something about it.

The 4 gods:.....Oh that's why she was angry....

Shiva:*facepalm* "Idiots"

[Owlie note: IT WAS HARD TO ME WRITING HERCULES GETTING HURT🥺]

Le pokemans

RoR Incorrect quotes#80 Old Muppet

Currently, you were taken by the greek gods after they found out you could bend time(Not knowing why or how)

Poseidon: Stop thinking about your Dick, You baby in fact, stop thinking, period,You’ll just hurt yourself, you old muppet

S.S Y/n*Snorts in the chair you were roped*Muppet

Zeus: And why would I listen to an unemotional stuck-up brother like you? You’re not even that loved!

S.S Y/n*Already cut the rope and snapped fingers at Poseidon*Zing!

Poseidon: I’m more loved than you are

S.S Y/n*Pokes Zeus Nose*he got you!

Zeus: You’re nothing but a low-rent Aquaman

S.S Y/n: Oh!?*Looks up at Poseidon*

Poseidon: Well, that’s rich coming from you, Baby brother, ’cause you know what you are?

S.S Y/n*Makes a wave for Zeus to be quiet*Wait for it~

Poseidon: You’re a dusty, crusty, slow-thinking, no-reading, STD-diseased, flea-ridden dingleberry RUNT

S.S Y/n*Is losing it and covers mouth and raises fist in the air*Boom!

Zeus: I haven’t got dingleberries!

Hades*Hugs Zeus and pats his back who is sadden*No-No.., you do. You do have ’em...

S.S Y/n*Wheezes falling off the chair* Dingleberries!

Oi! You shut up, you little mortal, or I’ll cut you from pooper to snooter!

S.S Y/n*gasps and smiles pushing his fist away, happy jumps*I’m in the mix now! Okay! Okay, here we go-

S.S Y/n: You’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging, sexist-scrounging, grub (bleep), oafish (bleep)-

Zeus,Ares,Heracles:...😲🤯

Hades*Is actually surprised and his hand covers his mouth*😲

Poseidon,Hermes*Both raised their brows taken aback*...

S.S Y/n: (bleep) munching, mangy (bleep) nugget, (bleep), and your snooter!*Points at Zeus and rolls on the floor laughing*

Somewhere out there...a figure watching them

Adamas*Huffs at them, with a rare smile* I like the cut of their jib

Tiny human knows better burns then y'all...