~RECORD OF RAGNAROK No Sense ~

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪 ~

Episode 16

Loki:*black eye *

Thor:....what did you do this time?

Loki:... Ask Y/N...

Thor:????

Thor:*black eye*

Hermes:What happened to you???

Thor/Loki: Ask Y/N.

Hermes:???

Hermes:*black eye*

Loki:....

Thor:....

Hercules:Should I even ask what happened to you?

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask Y/N.

Hercules:*with a black eye* ....

Shiva:....Guys what the heck happened to you??

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask...

Hercules:*on the verge of crying* I just asked Y/N what happened. She said nothing but it was clear that something was wrong so I asked her why she was angry and then she punched me!*crying*

Loki:Idiot...now he won't know our pain.

Shiva:So you wanted to send me to her just to get punched.

Loki:Exactly.

Shiva:Well I wouldn't have done that regardless.

Thor:Why?

Shiva:Are you serious?! Like hell I will approach that girl while she is on her period. Having 3 wives sure teaches you something about it.

The 4 gods:.....Oh that's why she was angry....

Shiva:*facepalm* "Idiots"

[Owlie note: IT WAS HARD TO ME WRITING HERCULES GETTING HURT🥺]

~ RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

~Episode 1 ~

Y/N: wow I've never seen something more beautiful...*stares*

Aphrodite; oh dear! You're making me blush. But compliments won't get you anywhere, human.

Y/N:mh??*was looking at Loki * did you say something ???

Aphrodite:.....*petrified *

Loki;*behind Aphrodite scratching his nose*

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BONUS:

Thor:.....you really need glasses.

Y/N:???? What do you mean???

Thor:also you should run now.

Y/N: wut?

Aphrodite:

~ Record of Ragnarok no sense🤪~

Episode 3

Y/N:ughhhh dad I'm hungry

Adam:Hello hungry, I'm Adam.

*silence*

Y/N:*gets up*...

Adam:???

Y/N:....*leaves the room*

Adam:Was it that bad?

Cain/Abel: Yes

@luxthestrange as I promised 🤣🤣

What my heart tells me to do:

What my brain tells me to do:

What I really do:

This man stops you at the Castle Gates. Wyd???

RoR Incorrect quotes#80 Old Muppet

Currently, you were taken by the greek gods after they found out you could bend time(Not knowing why or how)

Poseidon: Stop thinking about your Dick, You baby in fact, stop thinking, period,You’ll just hurt yourself, you old muppet

S.S Y/n*Snorts in the chair you were roped*Muppet

Zeus: And why would I listen to an unemotional stuck-up brother like you? You’re not even that loved!

S.S Y/n*Already cut the rope and snapped fingers at Poseidon*Zing!

Poseidon: I’m more loved than you are

S.S Y/n*Pokes Zeus Nose*he got you!

Zeus: You’re nothing but a low-rent Aquaman

S.S Y/n: Oh!?*Looks up at Poseidon*

Poseidon: Well, that’s rich coming from you, Baby brother, ’cause you know what you are?

S.S Y/n*Makes a wave for Zeus to be quiet*Wait for it~

Poseidon: You’re a dusty, crusty, slow-thinking, no-reading, STD-diseased, flea-ridden dingleberry RUNT

S.S Y/n*Is losing it and covers mouth and raises fist in the air*Boom!

Zeus: I haven’t got dingleberries!

Hades*Hugs Zeus and pats his back who is sadden*No-No.., you do. You do have ’em...

S.S Y/n*Wheezes falling off the chair* Dingleberries!

Oi! You shut up, you little mortal, or I’ll cut you from pooper to snooter!

S.S Y/n*gasps and smiles pushing his fist away, happy jumps*I’m in the mix now! Okay! Okay, here we go-

S.S Y/n: You’re all a bunch of knuckle-dragging, sexist-scrounging, grub (bleep), oafish (bleep)-

Zeus,Ares,Heracles:...😲🤯

Hades*Is actually surprised and his hand covers his mouth*😲

Poseidon,Hermes*Both raised their brows taken aback*...

S.S Y/n: (bleep) munching, mangy (bleep) nugget, (bleep), and your snooter!*Points at Zeus and rolls on the floor laughing*

Somewhere out there...a figure watching them

Adamas*Huffs at them, with a rare smile* I like the cut of their jib

Tiny human knows better burns then y'all...