~Dorks In Wonderland~

~Dorks in wonderland~

Episode 4 Lilia Vanrouge x Gnreader

Y/N: I can fix everything in this world....even without magic... Grimm and Ace's grades...

Grimm/Ace:Hey!

Y/N: Deuce, Riddle and Epel's anger issues

Epel:Oi!

Deuce:That hurt Y/N.

Riddle:You're lucky I'm in a good mood.*clearly pissed*

Y/N:I can fix the tweels' psycho behaviour

Floyd: Oh come on shrimpy we are not that bad! I just love squeezing you !

Jade:*chuckles*

Y/N: I can even make Leona DO something!!

Leona:Herbivore don't provoke the lion...

Ruggie:They are right though.*snickers*

Y/N:But YOU...*points at Lilia*

Lilia:*smiles innocently*

Y/N: YOU....AND YOUR CULINARY SKILLS ARE THE ONLY THING I CAN'T FIX.

Lilia:Oh come on, little bat I'm not that bad.

Y/N:"Not that bad"you say? Then....*points at the burned kitchen * EXPLAIN THAT TO MY DORM KITCHEN. HOW CAN YOU BURN A KITCHEN WHILE MAKING TEA!?

Lilia:I was trying to do something special for you little bat.*puppy eyes*

Y/N:*slipper in their hand*

Lilia: Looks like my charm won't work this time...am I right ?

Y/N: yes *pissed as fuck*

Lilia:....*runs away*

Y/N:COME BACK AND FIX THIS MESS, YOU PUNK!!💢💢

Silver:*embarrassed of his father's behaviour*

DORKS IN WONDERLAND

Episode 1 Lilia Vanrouge x reader 

(Owlie note: Why him? Cause I freaking love this tiny man, well tiny for you, I’m shorther than him LMAO)

‘Make up’

Lilia:*getting ready for their dinner date*

Y/N:*putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: *humming a song* 🎶🎶🎶

Y/N: *groans* damn eyeliner...*keeps failing putting on eyeliner*

Lilia: Dear, I can not unsee that you are...having few problems with your make up.

Y/N: I’m sorry Lilia, but...I’m not skilled as you are.

Lilia: *chuckles*Let me help you with that. *gently holds Y/N?s face*

Y/N: *blushes*

Lilia: *serious and focused eyes* mmm *puts the eyeliner with no difficulty* Done!!*smiles*

Y/N: Dear Husband, I sure envy your make up skills.

Lilia: *chuckles* I just had a lot of time to practice on them.

Y/N: Yes, of course. I’m almost ready I just need to put on my lipstick then we can go.

Lilia: *smirks* Oh is that so? *getting closer*

Y/N: Lilia wh-

Lilia:*kiss*

Y/N: *frozen*

Lilia: You know...*whispers* I always thought that my lipstick would look great on your lips.

Y/N: ...*Y/N.exe.has.stopped.working.*

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~

Episode 20

Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.

Zeus:Since when you're wise?

Y/N:Shush and hear me out.

Zeus:*sighs and listens*

Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...

Zeus:That's true. *smirks*

Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*

Zeus:*sweatdrops*

Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!

*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*

Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*

Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.

Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!

The girls: YES!

Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?

Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*

BONUS:

~Olympus~

All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.

Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??

Hermes:Nope. *smiles*

Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*

Poseidon:Not me *reads*

Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.

Hlök : Where the hell is that psychotic idiot

Others : *shrugs*

Y/N : Don't worry, i got this

*stands up and cleaning them self a bit*

Y/N : PREPARE FOR TROUBLES *insert whatever they are posing*

silence....

Hlök : wtf you are trying to do-

Jack : *jumps out of nowhere and breaks the window and doing his gentleman pose* MAKE IT DOUBLE~

Y/N: To protect the world from devastation!!!*dramatic pose*

Jack:To unite all peoples within our nation!*dramatic pose*

Y/N:To denounce the evils of truth and love!!*keeps doing poses*

Jack: To extend our reach to the stars above!! *doing the same*

Y/N: Y/N!!

Jack: Jack!!

Y/N: Team Psycho, blast off at the speed of light!

Jack: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Heracles:*dressed as a Meowth*Meow!That's right!

Adam:*proud dad throws roses for his children *

Hlök:.....You.....really need a therapist....

Is it bad to say that....Zeus actually looks good like that?

Plus love hades and Poseidon's faces 🤣🤣🤣

Damn i messed up lets make the olympus brothers ⚡B A L D ⚡

Like this?

DORKS IN WONDERLAND

Episode 3 Leona Kingscholar x reader

~Bun~

Y/N:Ruggie....Cheka...Farena-san are you sure he will understand?

Ruggie:Of course!

Cheka:I mean...Uncle can't be that dense right?

Farena:Yeah my brother is smarter than me.

Y/N:.....Oh great seven please help us.*clearly worried*

Leona:I hope you four had good reasons to interrupt my afternoon nap.*yawns*

*Cheka and Ruggie grin at eachother*

Cheka:Auntie Y/N wants to tell you something uncle!

Leona:*looks at you annoyed* ...couldn't you tell me after my nap?

Farena:Leona this is something it can't wait.

Ruggie:*holding his phone*

Leona:*clearly confused and looks at you* If this is a joke then I don't want to be a part of it.

Y/N:*sighs *Ignore those two and open the oven.

Leona:....You bothered me just for this?

Y/N:💢😊 just do it.*on the verge of killing him*

Leona*rolls his eyes and opens it*

Ruggie:so??

Cheka:What do you see uncle?

Leona:There's a bun in the oven. I'm surprised you cooked something without destroying the kitchen.

Y/N:First...I'm not Lilia-San, second wait to eat that.

Leona:Then what am I supposed to do with this bun if not eating it?

Farena:Leona...where was the bun...

Leona:In the oven,so what?

Ruggie:*trying to not laugh like the hyena he is*

Y/N:*giggling* repeat what you did...

Leona: I opened this oven and found a bun in it. *clueless *

Ruggie:*cracks into a hysterical laugh*

Leona:What's so funny!?💢

Farena:Brother this is embarrassing for you and so funny for us*laughs too*

Y/N:Leona think about it...What did you do now...

Leona:....I FUCKING got interrupted during my FUCKING afternoon nap. I came in the FUCKING kitchen, opened the FUCKING oven and found a FUCKING bun.

Ruggie:*falls on the ground laughing but keeps filming* Oh great seven this will be epic one day!

Y/N:*laughing too* Darling calm down and think...where was the bun.

Leona:In the oven....*pissed* So what if I found a bun in the ov-.....*stops talking and looks at you*

Y/N:*smiles*

Leona:a bun...in the oven*looks at your tummy*

Y/N:Did you understand now, future daddy? *pats his head*

Farena:Congratulations brother!

Cheka: I will have a little cousin!

Leona:.....*faints*

All:Leona!!

~BONUS~

Cheka:Dad did you have the same reaction?

Farena:First I fainted then I cried for 3 hours.

Ruggie:I believe he will be out for a day or two. He will wake up, think that it was a dream.

Y/N:And then will faint again when he realizes that it's not a dream*chuckles *

Leona:*inside his head he's already dreaming of small Y/Ns and small Leonas but it's not that bad*

[Lilia:That comment was rude and inappropriate. I'm not that bad.

Owlie:Honey we all know you can't cook. Even your son.....ANYWAY Tell me who do you want to be the next bun victim!!!]