Kageyama Headcanons

Kageyama headcanons

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So, Kageyama is awkward with people at first

He would just stare and talk when asked

But you mention volleyball and you are not allowed to talk anymore

When he realised it he just blushes profusely and looks down at his feet

He stays silent for the rest

Kageyama isn't shy, but everyone thinks he is because he doesn't talk to anyone outside the volleyball club

He hates group works at school

He changes flavor of milk and/or yogurt every time he buys it at the school's machines (how do you call it in english? Like snack machines? I'm ignorant in this case, I'm sorry)

He hates parties

Like, he genuinely prefers to study than to go to a party

Before his drastic change in middle school he often hanged out with his sister when she could

And he would be the sweetest boy to her

She still teases him about it

Whenever he's out with her she embarasses him because she's the oldest and she can

Hinata still laugh at him about some embarassing story

This is common, but he probably tries to cut his hair

And Miwa has to adjust his mess

He actually facetimed shoyo a lot during the timeskip

He needed a bit of time to come to terms that he wouldn't toss to him for a long time, but eventually he began to talk to him like usual

He probably goes shopping with his sister because she said he has no taste in clothes

He actually has no taste in clothes

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Itachi headcanons

Because I love him and his pretty brain

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Let's start with his plans

His plans have plans

That man has skills

I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.

No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it

Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute

On a sad note...

I think he is a silent cryer

Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast

I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him

I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot

He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"

He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"

It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance

As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair

Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them

Shisui took him seriously

So he got a pretty hair tie

he dressed up

And he asked Itachi to marry his hair

Itachi didn't know what to say or do

He couldn't understand if he was joking or not

So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life

He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time

In a non massacre!AU:

He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force

But he didn't take any kids to teach

He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto

Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off

But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors

It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list

He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house

Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled

We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog

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Iruka: I'm sorry.

Kakashi: For what?

Iruka: Oh you haven't been in the kitchen yet.

Itachi headcanons

Because I love him and his pretty brain

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Let's start with his plans

His plans have plans

That man has skills

I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.

No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it

Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute

On a sad note...

I think he is a silent cryer

Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast

I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him

I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot

He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"

He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"

It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance

As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair

Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them

Shisui took him seriously

So he got a pretty hair tie

he dressed up

And he asked Itachi to marry his hair

Itachi didn't know what to say or do

He couldn't understand if he was joking or not

So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life

He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time

In a non massacre!AU:

He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force

But he didn't take any kids to teach

He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto

Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off

But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors

It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list

He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house

Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled

We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog

I said what I said

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Naruto characters x things I said pt.4

Because I say so many shits and I like to see how my life crambles under my eyes

Warnings: a few swear words, mention of ptsd, but it's not described

Part1 - part2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7

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Shisui: I can swear in three different languages, but I still don't know how to describe a motor in English

Shikamaru, about to fall asleep: Oh shit, I have homework

Also Shikamaru, two seconds later: whatever, it's not like I don't have the time tomorrow before class

He didn't do it

Kakashi: You know, I don't remember much of that day. I was standing up, ready to do it and next thing I know I hear "crack" and now I'm in therapy with a broken arm and ptsd. But oh, well, it's life I guess

X: You could be a little more... responsive

Neji: I'm tired and I'm no extrovert

Deidara: I want to blow something up. Let it be my ass or some useless shit, I don't care

Itachi: I'm terrified from chickens, but I would probably chase one if its to put some fake arms around it (here is the explanation for this one)

Yamato, on the verge of tears from stress: Please stop. I can't take in anymore. Just stop, please

Sai: I don't have the emotional stability or even the knowledge of emotions to be doing this, so why am I even here?

Naruto: I would have liked to explain the reason I was late. But I couldn't tell my teacher that I was late because I forgot to pee in the urine container, thus leading to me waiting to take a piss again

Sasuke: listen, I don't trust myself and you're asking me to trust you? Well, sounds like the good moment to inform you I have trust issues

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Naruto characters x things I said pt.3

Because apparently people like to read how I try to keep myself together

Warnings: none

Part 1 - part 2 - part4 - part5 - part 6 - part 7

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Sasuke: today someone asked me who's funeral is just because I was in black clothes. So I looked at him dead in the eyes and smiled at him. He run away and I haven't saw him for the rest of the day

Sai, looking to one of his drawings: Please don't look at me with that disappointment... wait, why am I even talking to a drawing. I draw this. I decided what he needed to look like... Am I disappointed at myself?

Sai, two seconds later: And J act like I didn't know it

Ino: Apparently I am not a simp, I'm just incredibly horny

Naruto, feeling his face after a fight: It can't be that bad

Naruto, looking in the mirror: It is that bad. It is so, so bad

Kakashi:The fact that you're not the healthy friend scares me. Because I'm not the healthy friend either!

Shisui, trying to convince himself in front of the mirror: I'm so gonna fail this, but at least I look good

Hinata, with a lost gaze: I just cried for 3 hours straight, but it's fine

Hinata, few moments later, crying: it's not fine. It's not fine at all dammit

Sakura, in front of the mirror: And remember. You might failing your life but at least you'll die looking good

Also Sakura the next day: I look like I'm homeless, but I'm in my own house and no one can tell me what to do

Teacher: you'll have just nine minutes for the test. 30 seconds for every question. I made it so you won't be able to cheat

Itachi, activating his sharingan: bold of you to assume I won't be able to cheat in 30 seconds

Don't cheat on your tests kids. It wont help you

Tenten: this will probably make me cry. I better sit on my emotional chair

Neji, looking at his cat going away from his bed: The betrayal. Ok, go on, I don't need you

Also Neji when the cats returns: Hi love of my life I missed you come here, cuddle me

Gaara: I don't get all this emotion thing. You mean I can cry in front of others and not feel bad about being a burden? What kind of witchery is this?

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