Arcane Incorrect Quote #53

Arcane Incorrect Quote #53

Caitlyn: Morning. How are you doing?

Vi: I'm whelmed, thank you for asking.

Caitlyn: That's nice.

Caitlyn:

Caitlyn: *pauses mid coffee sip* Hold on... "Whelmed?"

Vi: Yeah. I'm not overwhelmed or underwhelmed, I'm just... whelmed.

Caitlyn: That isn't a thing.

Vi: I'm making it a thing.

Do you have any sick Jinx headcanons??

Idk if you mean for when Jinx is sick or if the reader is sick so I'll do both :)

When Jinx is Sick:

Delirious, VERY delirious

A lot of hallucinations, like more than usual

Photosensitive me too bestie

She'll ask you to stay with her while she rests

Asks for a lot of pillows too

Keeps refusing to stay hydrated and take medicine (she eventually does though after you insist over and over)

She tosses and turns a lot when trying to sleep, moaning in pain here and there and mumbling to herself if she does fall asleep. You'd normally wake her from nightmares, but she needs the rest, so you scoop her up into your arms and hold her close.

She relaxes almost immediately and cuddles into the warmth of your chest.

When You're Sick:

Prepare to be spoiled

You're lying half-asleep on your mattress while Jinx launches several pillows and stuffed animals at you

You feel like death but she's super cute so it's fine

Frequent checkups

"Do you need juice? Water? You should drink something, trinket."

"You haven't eaten much today, I'll go cook you something!"

She's not the best cook ever but she tries and that's all that matters

Sits with you for almost the entire time, tinkering with bombs and other inventions but more-so paying attention to you, checking for any temperature changes or more symptoms

So, so many forehead kisses even though you tell her you're sick and don't wanna get her sick

It's whatever, though. You feel miserable and she wants to give her partner some love, is that so bad?

Arcane Incorrect Quote #56

Viktor: So Jayce, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Jayce: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Viktor: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Jayce: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Viktor: A whole potato?

Jayce: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Viktor: These just look like big slabs of black.

Jayce: Because that's what they are!

Jayce: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.

Viktor: These are just chocolate chips?

Jayce: They sure are!

Jayce: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Jayce: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

I'm gonna write an Arcane crackfic and I AM going to take it seriously

It's gonna be a modern school AU and it might touch serious topics, it'll be posted on Ao3 and the links will be posted here (as well as the story if you prefer to read it on tumblr)

Arcane Incorrect Quote #59

Caitlyn: That's a child!

Jinx: AND THAT'S AN UGLY PIMPLY BITCH

No bc literally how do I write a summary