MC Thomas: Okay, Not To Be Rude.... But Who Is This Suppose To Be????

MC Thomas: Okay, not to be rude.... But who is this suppose to be????

MC Gordon: James.

MC Thomas and Edward: WHAT!??!?!

MC Gordon: Yeah, I know. Pretty confusing considering that our James has an ego larger than the sun. Anyways, you two better not give them a heart attack or else you're going to make this situation worse.

MC Edward: What? So you're saying that we can't interact with this version of James???

MC Gordon: W-What-I-I already told them that you guys are chaotic as hell!!!!

MC Toby: Ok, no more fighting! We need to figure out how to solve this problem!

MC Percy: Dad, it's easier said than done.... *Points at @glitterking599's James*

@glitterking599's James: *Staring at something*

MC Edward: What are they?- *Realizes that @glitterking599's James is staring at MC James in the distance* Oh for fucks sake.....

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My James: h-huh? I was just in the yard about to g-grab couches?! Where am I?

@unpopularvivian’s Gordon: James what on earth are you talking about?

My James: *Spins around fast to look at Gordon* uhh?! *puts 2 and two together and finds it makes five* y-y-you a-aren’t Gordon?!!

Unpopular’s Gordon: …..? Yes…..I….am? Wait. *notices James blue shirt and knows damn well James that he knows would never be caught wearing blue* You aren’t from here are you?

My James: I-I-I d-don’t think s-so. Where are we?

Unpopular’s Gordon: Moderly Classic universe.

My James: *blinks* Y-yeah this isn’t ******* ******* universe o-or well, my universe.

Unpopular’s Gordon: ? What universe sorry?

My James: o-oh, well, uh, see the name hasn’t b-been revealed y-yet so if I try to say ******* ******* it’s just g-gonna get censored. 😅

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see. Well, you might be here for a while. Oh can I ask something about your universe?

My James: Uh, um suuuure???

Unpopular’s Gordon: Why don’t Henry and I get along in your universe?

My James: oh. That. Y-yeah they, they uh, well Gordon came to the island to ‘replace’ Henry for express duties since he was sick all the time or too tired to come into work. And his engine couldn’t properly steam as well. That and Gordon came from the LNER railway while Henry came from the LMS to help with Sodor’s railway. So even if Gordon hadn’t replaced Henry, they’d still be at each other’s throats.

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see.

My James: yeah it’s…. It’s a mess. It’s worse when you have to stop them from fighting over the coffee machine and Edward sits there and laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world while Thomas gets up to leave because he’s tiered of their shenanigans. I swear Thomas broke it once on purpose to shut them up. It didn’t work. O-obviously.

My James: Think about work and work even harder is what Thomas believes. He pinned it on the bulletin board as a joke once. He laughed when Henry glared at him for it.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 304:

*When Gordon has to eat Edward's horrible meals*

Gordon: Okay.... This is not what I had in mind when I thought that I would be eating leftovers....

Gordon: Maybe eating it won't kill me.... I mean, Edward did manage not to blow up the entire kitchen this time.....

*Gordon then eats Edward's leftovers*

Gordon: *Starts coughing violently* Ċ̸̢̛͚̖̼̝̟̱̞̮̇͗̏̾̈͆͜O̷̖͎̟͙̗̫̥͕̳̩̽̄̔̓͗̌͐̾̋͛̏̔͌͜͜U̵̳̹̺͍̻͔̫͎̺̤̖͉̘͆́́̏͋̏́̈́͋́̈̕̕͜͝ͅG̶̹͔̲̮͚̻͙̎̍̄̏͗͊̓͘H̵̡̨̨̛̘͍͔̯̣̘̥͓̞̞͈̀͆̏̒͜ ̴̲̥͙̼̤̗͉̫͆́͌͒̋͋͐̑̄͂̎͆C̴̭̟͙̽͂̌̊̈́Ô̴̧̢̧̢̝̹͍̞̐̏͊̿̎̅̄̀̉͗̽̾͝U̷̢̡̜͍͚̙͉̟͛͌̀͌͜͜͝G̶̹̤̜̭̖͓̩̜̪̫̥̾̀͒̚͜H̶̛̙͈͓͈̼̪̱̥̬̟̲͂̇̎́͒̌̓̃̈́̎̈́̍͠ͅͅ ̸̧̧̖͙̻͉̝̹̠̜͌Ç̷̻̜͑̈́̓̀̍̀͛͛̽̀͗͝Ǫ̵̢̡̤̗̗͔̜̣̯̖̺͓̼̋ͅÙ̵̧̻̞̥͚͎͖̰̐͊̓̏̉̾G̸̟͊Ḩ̵̛̛͇̖̦͇͐͐̏̔͐̓̓̀̊̌̔̓͌̕H̶̨͙̹͚̞̹̖̰̦́͐̈́͜͜H̴̡͆̈́͋͊̂̍̎̚Ḩ̷͇̤̖̱̰̮͉̼̙̪̣̔̏̇̋̆̔̌̔͋͗̎̊̃̓̚͝ͅḨ̴̢̳̩̫̟̝̠͓̪̬͗̾̒͋̽͛̋̚̚͜͝͝͝H̷̢̞͉̊͊̕ ̶̛͚̽̊̃̄̊̿̏͌̏̎̈́̈̇̓͠͝B̸̮̩̙̖͖̻̹͙̼̻̤̦̹̹̺̫̳̾̆́̄͐͆̓͘Ĺ̸̛͔̩̥̼̞̳̝̤̼͇̙̯̖͔͍̔͑̋̏̐̌͆͂̿̀͝͠͠ͅĘ̷̨̧̛̭̫̯̤̼̞͍̟͙̫͖̍̑̓̀͊̑̇̀̍́̓͑̒͘͝Ų̴͇̦͔̻͔̱̮̗̫̓͆G̵̡̗̟̽͊̉̊H̷͔̘͉̙̜̲͚͈̆͂͛͠͝͠ ̵̧̨̧̺̘̫̰̩̭̼̥̭͚͚̹͚̃̆̇́̈́̑̆̓͘

Gordon: C̶̡̼͋̔̽̿̈͗̀̄͐̈́̀͛͌̆͝͝O̵̢̨̖̙̘̱̥̜̮̘͔͍̬̟͒̂́́̔̊̋̀́̍͌͌͐̅̀͘͜ͅU̵̻̼̣̠̦͙͕̼̻̻͕̭̅͜Ĝ̴̤̼̯̞̝̫̪̔̎̃̆̊̋͊̀͝͝Ḧ̴̛͖̻̖̗̬̰́̇́̇̅̊̈́̀͆̈̐̉̂̕͘͜͝ ̵̲̬̫̫̣͌̓̏̓̇̄͂̚͜͜C̵̼̣̜̰̜̬͊̓̃O̸͎͉̱͎͚̘͉͈̭͕̱͐̑͋͘̕̚͠͝U̷̧̞̬͙̤̖̒̽̀̍̒͛̿͐̓̓̾̓̚G̵̭̫̤̲̹̦͔̱̘͍̖͎̭̈́͜H̷̢̬̲̩̗̼̞̙̮̟̘͚̻̹͛̈́̐̌͆͊̍͊̒ͅ ̵̧̧̢̨̡͍͚̩̳̺͖̪͈̖͊͒̋A̵̢̖͚̜͖̰͕͖͚͐͒̾̊̀̕͜U̷̩̰͎̝̱̫͎̙̪̞̼̱͉͐̈́̔̆̓̇̈́͐͛͊̋͋̒͌͂̕G̵̨͈̹͉̬̣̼͆̀̎G̷̨̖̗̖͓̠̠͚̺̖͍͚̞͛̈́̀͌̀͐͛͒̍̕̚͠G̸̡̯̜̪̟̞̬̝̥̝͎͎̃̍̔̕͠G̵̙̜̯͎͈̲̈́̓̐̄̐ͅG̶̢̰̩̪̮͎͕̿͆̈̒̂̂͐̀̓̏̑̕͜͠Ǧ̴̡̭̘͙̭̩̓̋̋͒͌̋H̵̢̡̦̬̯͈͚̗̰̳́͑͛̓̑̚H̷̠̳̦́͆̎̓͗͆̄͗͝͝͠Ḩ̸͉̦̹̯̜͛͆̔͘͘͜͝H̷͔̮̳̥̞͛́̊͐͒̈̃̅̚͠Ḩ̶̗̖̦͚̠̱̱͙̟̟̑̀͆͋̀̕͘͠ͅͅH̸̨̝͇̤͔͎̱̞̬͕̖̪̜̯̄͗͂͒ͅ-̸͓͈̮̳͍̾̒̀̎

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 301:

*Bill and Ben are making squeaky toy noises while walking around as BoCo talks with Mavis*

BoCo: I appreciate you taking care of the twins. Heck, you might even be better than me and Gordon at some aspects.

BoCo: But, can I ask you if you know why they're so jittery?

Mavis: Well, they were thirsty so I gave them some drinks. They been like this since.

BoCo: What did you give them? Two cans of soda? We try to stay away from sugary-

Mavis: Coffee.

*BoCo and Mavis stare at Ben and Bill as they stop and suddenly scream*

something is clear, on Sodor, there is no television and no cºndºn3s 🫠

(For what you don't know, the dialogue in the frame says "I want more children")

Nah Mr. Percival what in the everlasting fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

Let your goddamn wife live in peace you absolute hoe/jk.

TTTE Fandom: Reblog this post so I can follow you all!

Slowly getting back into the fandom after watching JBS and I need some more engines on my dash!

part 2:

Nia: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...  Kana: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

shhshshs she saw kana get into a fight with Felipe and Frederica (my au take on those aeg sodor cup special twins) won and caused property damage in less than 5 seconds-

Kyle: I think I need a hug...  Stanley: Good thing I'm hug shaped!  *45 minutes later*  Kyle: You... you can let go now.  Stanley: No, I absolutely cannot.

Kyle, Stanley saw your burned remains and blamed himself and was blamed for decades he thought he was hallucinating when he saw you again after having his mind erased, thankfully Kyle took it in stride they both got happy tears-

Stanley: Show me Pennsylvania. 

Kana: I don’t know Canadian geography.

she’s just messing with the little engines Stanley doesn’t even know much about the states he got immediately overseas which is true for his irl basis so that’s pretty neat, i low key think they’ll get along

Bonus:

Duke: I’m allergic to death. (That’s is so fitting for canon I’m wheezing despite my au he and the remaining msr gang go to the Skarloey Kyle (in the lucky lamp) though I feel like this also fits him but my dude was pulling so many strings-)

Okay first: Kana, you are a hyper gremlin and I also have no idea how Nia is even attracted to you.

Second: Proteus, Stanley literally cried when he saw that you were actually okay. Just let the dude hug you as tight as possible.

Third: We have our engine idiots who don't know what geography is all about.

Finally: Goddamn Duke, I think Lady loves you a bit too much. 😂😂😂😂