MC Thomas: Okay, Not To Be Rude.... But Who Is This Suppose To Be????

MC Thomas: Okay, not to be rude.... But who is this suppose to be????

MC Gordon: James.

MC Thomas and Edward: WHAT!??!?!

MC Gordon: Yeah, I know. Pretty confusing considering that our James has an ego larger than the sun. Anyways, you two better not give them a heart attack or else you're going to make this situation worse.

MC Edward: What? So you're saying that we can't interact with this version of James???

MC Gordon: W-What-I-I already told them that you guys are chaotic as hell!!!!

MC Toby: Ok, no more fighting! We need to figure out how to solve this problem!

MC Percy: Dad, it's easier said than done.... *Points at @glitterking599's James*

@glitterking599's James: *Staring at something*

MC Edward: What are they?- *Realizes that @glitterking599's James is staring at MC James in the distance* Oh for fucks sake.....

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My James: h-huh? I was just in the yard about to g-grab couches?! Where am I?

@unpopularvivian’s Gordon: James what on earth are you talking about?

My James: *Spins around fast to look at Gordon* uhh?! *puts 2 and two together and finds it makes five* y-y-you a-aren’t Gordon?!!

Unpopular’s Gordon: …..? Yes…..I….am? Wait. *notices James blue shirt and knows damn well James that he knows would never be caught wearing blue* You aren’t from here are you?

My James: I-I-I d-don’t think s-so. Where are we?

Unpopular’s Gordon: Moderly Classic universe.

My James: *blinks* Y-yeah this isn’t ******* ******* universe o-or well, my universe.

Unpopular’s Gordon: ? What universe sorry?

My James: o-oh, well, uh, see the name hasn’t b-been revealed y-yet so if I try to say ******* ******* it’s just g-gonna get censored. 😅

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see. Well, you might be here for a while. Oh can I ask something about your universe?

My James: Uh, um suuuure???

Unpopular’s Gordon: Why don’t Henry and I get along in your universe?

My James: oh. That. Y-yeah they, they uh, well Gordon came to the island to ‘replace’ Henry for express duties since he was sick all the time or too tired to come into work. And his engine couldn’t properly steam as well. That and Gordon came from the LNER railway while Henry came from the LMS to help with Sodor’s railway. So even if Gordon hadn’t replaced Henry, they’d still be at each other’s throats.

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see.

My James: yeah it’s…. It’s a mess. It’s worse when you have to stop them from fighting over the coffee machine and Edward sits there and laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world while Thomas gets up to leave because he’s tiered of their shenanigans. I swear Thomas broke it once on purpose to shut them up. It didn’t work. O-obviously.

My James: Think about work and work even harder is what Thomas believes. He pinned it on the bulletin board as a joke once. He laughed when Henry glared at him for it.

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*Thomas goes to Toby's room and starts poking his face*

Thomas: Toby. Toby. Toby. Toby. Toby. Toby. Toby. Toby-

Toby: Can you PLEASE stop that?!?!

Thomas: Okay.

*Thomas then starts poking Toby again*

Thomas: Tobias. Tobias. Tobias. Tobias. Tobias. Tobias. Tobias. Tobias. Tobias. Tobias-

Toby: I said: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP THAT!?!?-

*Thomas then pokes Toby in the eye*

Toby: OWWWWW!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!

*Toby suddenly picks up Thomas and throws him out of the window*

Toby: LEARN SOME MATTERS AND STOP POKING PEOPLE-

*Toby then gets poked in the mouth*

Toby: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

MC Gordon: Mmmmmm..... That sounds suspiciously similar to me and Edward's relationship.....

@glitterking599's James: W-Wait, s-so you guys a-are r-rivals o-r something?....

MC Gordon: Well no. In my words. We're more like dysfunctional siblings, if you even want to call it that. It started when he was red and I was green. Basically, it became very heated until we got slapped in the face by Lady to start respecting each other.

@glitterking599's James: L-Lady sla-pped y-you t-two in the f-ace?

MC Gordon: What?!? No, not literally! What I meant is that we went through a series of events to get our friendship on the right track. I gained respect for Edward when he had his exploit and Edward started to respect me when I saved him from crashing after the both of us switched jobs.

@glitterking599's James: O-Oh! I-I see.... A-Also, w-why are y-your t-teeth r-really sharp?...

MC Gordon: It's supposed to be like that. Hey..... Why are you more anxious than usual?.... You're just basically Toby trapped in James' body!

@glitterking599's James: U-Uhhhh.... Well, I-I don't wa-nt to t-talk a-about it....

MC Gordon: Hmmm... A series of traumatic events... I see... Here, I'm going to show you the others. Just beware, you might be scared of some of my friends.

@glitterking599's James: O-Okay....

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My James: h-huh? I was just in the yard about to g-grab couches?! Where am I?

@unpopularvivian’s Gordon: James what on earth are you talking about?

My James: *Spins around fast to look at Gordon* uhh?! *puts 2 and two together and finds it makes five* y-y-you a-aren’t Gordon?!!

Unpopular’s Gordon: …..? Yes…..I….am? Wait. *notices James blue shirt and knows damn well James that he knows would never be caught wearing blue* You aren’t from here are you?

My James: I-I-I d-don’t think s-so. Where are we?

Unpopular’s Gordon: Moderly Classic universe.

My James: *blinks* Y-yeah this isn’t ******* ******* universe o-or well, my universe.

Unpopular’s Gordon: ? What universe sorry?

My James: o-oh, well, uh, see the name hasn’t b-been revealed y-yet so if I try to say ******* ******* it’s just g-gonna get censored. 😅

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see. Well, you might be here for a while. Oh can I ask something about your universe?

My James: Uh, um suuuure???

Unpopular’s Gordon: Why don’t Henry and I get along in your universe?

My James: oh. That. Y-yeah they, they uh, well Gordon came to the island to ‘replace’ Henry for express duties since he was sick all the time or too tired to come into work. And his engine couldn’t properly steam as well. That and Gordon came from the LNER railway while Henry came from the LMS to help with Sodor’s railway. So even if Gordon hadn’t replaced Henry, they’d still be at each other’s throats.

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see.

My James: yeah it’s…. It’s a mess. It’s worse when you have to stop them from fighting over the coffee machine and Edward sits there and laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world while Thomas gets up to leave because he’s tiered of their shenanigans. I swear Thomas broke it once on purpose to shut them up. It didn’t work. O-obviously.

My James: Think about work and work even harder is what Thomas believes. He pinned it on the bulletin board as a joke once. He laughed when Henry glared at him for it.

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Toby: How often should we use that catchphrase?

Gordon: Toby, I think you were right. I can't see how this day can get any weird-And..... Here we go....

*The camera then cuts to Henrietta and Gordon sitting on a bench with a baby in their arms*

Toby: AAAAAHHHH!!!! WHAT THE?!?! GORDON, THIS IS ALL MESSED UP!!!!! 😡😡😡😡

Gordon: I know right? Like, future me dating women? Come on, why would do that?

Toby: I MEAN YOU STOLE HENRIETTA FROM ME!!!! IT'S SUPPOSED BE TOBY AND HENRIETTA!!!! NOT HENRIETTA AND GORDON!!!! YOU HOME WRECKING WOMANIZER!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Gordon: ....And it looks like I didn't stop at women.... 😰😰😰 *Points*

*The camera then cuts to a wedding where a genderbent Gordon and a weirdly tall Toby are looking into each others' eyes*

Gordon: 😨😨😨😨

Toby: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts cries hysterically*

Gordon: I agree, I always thought I was the one wearing pants in this friendship....

Toby: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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*How Edward brushes Thomas' hair*

Edward: *Gently brushing Thomas' hair* Oh! My child! I even scared to brush your hair. Because when you feel the pain, I feel the pain...

Edward: *Sniffs* But we have get these knots out...

*How Edward brushes Percy's hair*

Edward: *Violently ripping Percy's hair* You don't listen to me!!! Now your hair is full of knots!!!! And you're crying like I put the knots in your hair!!!!!!

Edward: STOP CRYING BEFORE I CUT YOUR HAIR!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡

Percy: Help me...

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Edward: Hey Thomas, care to explain how you got thrown out of a window?

Thomas: Well I was bored and I decided that poking Toby's face would be fun.

Edward: Thomas, you know he's my fucking husband.

Thomas: Right! Right! Sorry. And I guess he got annoyed because he just picked me up and yeeted me out of his room.

Thomas: ....Are you going do something about this or no?.....

Edward: Oh! It's fine Thomas!

*Edward then points at the caption below*

The caption: You only have five minutes to live.

Thomas: Uhhh...Okay....So are you going to tell this to the rest of our friends?....

Edward: Don't worry about it son.

*Edward then walks away as the caption below reads: May the universe have mercy on you*