MC Thomas: I Know, Right? Like, I Would Probably Be Dead If I Was Constantly Working.

MC Thomas: I know, right? Like, I would probably be dead if I was constantly working.

MC Percy: That's literally saying something about you being a lazy bitch-

MC Toby: Percy no.

MC Percy: Right, sorry.

MC Edward: *Looks at @glitterking599's James* Are you going to stop staring at our James or what?

@glitterking599's James: .....

MC Gordon: I'm going to wake him up-

MC Edward: Oh no, no, no, no. Gordon bud, I can do it all by myself. :)

MC Gordon: What do you mean by that? ಠ_ಠ

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My James: h-huh? I was just in the yard about to g-grab couches?! Where am I?

@unpopularvivian’s Gordon: James what on earth are you talking about?

My James: *Spins around fast to look at Gordon* uhh?! *puts 2 and two together and finds it makes five* y-y-you a-aren’t Gordon?!!

Unpopular’s Gordon: …..? Yes…..I….am? Wait. *notices James blue shirt and knows damn well James that he knows would never be caught wearing blue* You aren’t from here are you?

My James: I-I-I d-don’t think s-so. Where are we?

Unpopular’s Gordon: Moderly Classic universe.

My James: *blinks* Y-yeah this isn’t ******* ******* universe o-or well, my universe.

Unpopular’s Gordon: ? What universe sorry?

My James: o-oh, well, uh, see the name hasn’t b-been revealed y-yet so if I try to say ******* ******* it’s just g-gonna get censored. 😅

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see. Well, you might be here for a while. Oh can I ask something about your universe?

My James: Uh, um suuuure???

Unpopular’s Gordon: Why don’t Henry and I get along in your universe?

My James: oh. That. Y-yeah they, they uh, well Gordon came to the island to ‘replace’ Henry for express duties since he was sick all the time or too tired to come into work. And his engine couldn’t properly steam as well. That and Gordon came from the LNER railway while Henry came from the LMS to help with Sodor’s railway. So even if Gordon hadn’t replaced Henry, they’d still be at each other’s throats.

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see.

My James: yeah it’s…. It’s a mess. It’s worse when you have to stop them from fighting over the coffee machine and Edward sits there and laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world while Thomas gets up to leave because he’s tiered of their shenanigans. I swear Thomas broke it once on purpose to shut them up. It didn’t work. O-obviously.

My James: Think about work and work even harder is what Thomas believes. He pinned it on the bulletin board as a joke once. He laughed when Henry glared at him for it.

I was inspired by your incorrect quotes so I did some for y, fav narrow gauge pairings msr/rws Stanley x Kyle/proteus and Nia x kana if that’s alright:

Stanley: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-  Kyle: I wrote you a poem.  Stanley, already crying:You did?

Been rewatching SOS and Kyle is like 90/100 years behind everything by the time he’s Freed from the lamp and poor Stanley is quite cynical and self-hatred/loath over being loved so this fits them.

Nia : Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your girlfriend?  Kana: Girl- Its satire!  Nia : THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

I’m behind Kana being a disaster lesbian when it comes to dating and she teased the narrow gauge engines but is now dating one 🤣😂

First off, thanks! These are quite hilarious!

Second, WE HAVE THE DISASTER GAYS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 299:

Edward: Hey Thomas, care to explain how you got thrown out of a window?

Thomas: Well I was bored and I decided that poking Toby's face would be fun.

Edward: Thomas, you know he's my fucking husband.

Thomas: Right! Right! Sorry. And I guess he got annoyed because he just picked me up and yeeted me out of his room.

Thomas: ....Are you going do something about this or no?.....

Edward: Oh! It's fine Thomas!

*Edward then points at the caption below*

The caption: You only have five minutes to live.

Thomas: Uhhh...Okay....So are you going to tell this to the rest of our friends?....

Edward: Don't worry about it son.

*Edward then walks away as the caption below reads: May the universe have mercy on you*

something is clear, on Sodor, there is no television and no cºndºn3s 🫠

(For what you don't know, the dialogue in the frame says "I want more children")

Nah Mr. Percival what in the everlasting fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

Let your goddamn wife live in peace you absolute hoe/jk.

MC Percy: What the?

MC Gordon: Hey! Hey! Calm down! You're safe here! I'm sure you'll be back in your own universe again!

MC Toby: Besides, we won't hurt you! Panicking won't do anything in this situation!

*As MC Gordon and Toby try to calm down @glitterking599's James, MC Thomas and Edward saw all of the commotion in the distance*

MC Thomas: What the heck is going on?

MC Edward: I don't know. We should probably check.

Incorrect quotes

My James: h-huh? I was just in the yard about to g-grab couches?! Where am I?

@unpopularvivian’s Gordon: James what on earth are you talking about?

My James: *Spins around fast to look at Gordon* uhh?! *puts 2 and two together and finds it makes five* y-y-you a-aren’t Gordon?!!

Unpopular’s Gordon: …..? Yes…..I….am? Wait. *notices James blue shirt and knows damn well James that he knows would never be caught wearing blue* You aren’t from here are you?

My James: I-I-I d-don’t think s-so. Where are we?

Unpopular’s Gordon: Moderly Classic universe.

My James: *blinks* Y-yeah this isn’t ******* ******* universe o-or well, my universe.

Unpopular’s Gordon: ? What universe sorry?

My James: o-oh, well, uh, see the name hasn’t b-been revealed y-yet so if I try to say ******* ******* it’s just g-gonna get censored. 😅

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see. Well, you might be here for a while. Oh can I ask something about your universe?

My James: Uh, um suuuure???

Unpopular’s Gordon: Why don’t Henry and I get along in your universe?

My James: oh. That. Y-yeah they, they uh, well Gordon came to the island to ‘replace’ Henry for express duties since he was sick all the time or too tired to come into work. And his engine couldn’t properly steam as well. That and Gordon came from the LNER railway while Henry came from the LMS to help with Sodor’s railway. So even if Gordon hadn’t replaced Henry, they’d still be at each other’s throats.

Unpopular’s Gordon: I see.

My James: yeah it’s…. It’s a mess. It’s worse when you have to stop them from fighting over the coffee machine and Edward sits there and laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world while Thomas gets up to leave because he’s tiered of their shenanigans. I swear Thomas broke it once on purpose to shut them up. It didn’t work. O-obviously.

My James: Think about work and work even harder is what Thomas believes. He pinned it on the bulletin board as a joke once. He laughed when Henry glared at him for it.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 302:

Phillip: Is it pronounced "gif" or "jif"?

BoCo: It's-

Dodge: GIF!!!!!

BoCo: >:(

BoCo: As I was saying it's-

Mavis: JIF!!!!! JIF!!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Splatter: No, no. You know what happens? I'm telling you. It's back to this. When you skip 3rd grade and 4th grade and the teachers don't want you there-

Daisy: Oh my god....

Splatter: And they just send you to middle school: You CAN'T FUCKING PRONOUNCE!!!!!

Diesel: It's an acronym....

Diesel: YOU IDIOTS!!!!! YOU DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Diesel: *Grabs Splatter by his shirt collar* IT'S G.I.F!!!!!!!!

*Everybody starts laughing their asses off as Splatter begins to panic*

Splatter: W-What are the options!?!!?