Thomas: What The Heck Is Happening?Rosie: 14 Year Olds Are Gen Z!Phillip: Gen Alpha!Rosie: Gen Aplha

Thomas: What the heck is happening? Rosie: 14 year olds are gen Z! Phillip: Gen Alpha! Rosie: Gen Aplha started in 2014!

Phillip: 2010! James: It's the battle of the brainless.

*Want me to explain everything?*

James: Please, I'm getting tired of this nonsense.

*Alright then*

*Hey Phillip, Rosie!*

Phillip: What was that?

*Gen Z are born in between 1997-2012. Gen Alpha are born in 2013-2025. So basically, some Gen Alphas aren't even born yet*

Rosie: Oh. So that makes you a Gen Z?

*Yep*

Phillip: Huh.

Thomas: Well, that was easy.

James: Thomas, why are you a Jolly Ranchers bag?

Thomas: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

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*Donald and Duck are on a blind date with each other. They're now in a restaurant, sitting in a desk. However, Donald desperately wants to get out of here*

Donald: *Blinking rapidly* 🎵 A tried, gettin the waiter's attention bi blinkin i morse code 🎵

Duck: 🎵 Why are you blinking so much? 🎵

Donald: 🎵 A got somethin i ma ee 🎵

Duck: *Grabs a huge ass knife* 🎵 Here, let me get it out! 🎵

Donald: Na thank ye!

Donald, internally: A dinnae wanna dee…

Douglas, disguised as a waiter: 🎵 Bonjour! Sir wis blinkin at me, is it because yer date is a freak? 🎵

Duck: ......

Donald: .......Na.......

Douglas: *Proceeds to peace out*🎵 Very guid then, bon appetit 🎵

Donald: .... DOUGLAS YE FUCK-

Ryan: Alright lets see... Carry the one... okay then to the power of four... bro how the fuck did I get abraham lincon? Thomas: The hell you talking about? Ryan: I'm trying to caculate my chances are of surviving if I end up in the EGCUIWWCAOBS saga. Henry: You are supposed to be doing a english test. Ryan: Are we speaking Chinese?

*不，我们不是*

Ryan: AAAHHHH!!!!!

*I'M the one who speaks Chinese. Remember that*

Ryan: O-Oh, okay....

Henry: Enough nonsense! *Starts handing copies of the English test* Here are your tests! By the end of this period, make sure you hand them in!

Thomas: Why does this remind me of a typical day in a Chinese school.

*To be honest, it does*

Thomas: You went to a Chinese school before???

*No, but I saw a bunch of Chinese tiktoks that showed the experience of being in Chinese schools*

Thomas: Oh.

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Percy, holding out a freshly baked cookie for Henrietta: Hey mom. This one is shaped like a heart, just like how I feel about you! 😊

Henrietta: *Is trying not to cry*

Percy, holding another cookie for Mavis: Yo Mav, this cookie is shaped like a skull, just like how I feel about you.

Mavis: Noice Perc!

Percy, holding out another cookie for Pluto: And this one is shaped like a question mark, just like how I feel about you.

Pluto: WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!??

Percy, holding out another cookie for Phillip: This one is just an unreadable mess, just like how I feel about you.

Phillip: ???????? Unreadable mess???? But I'm not a book!!!!!

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Percy: And here's my gift for you Edward.

Edward: Why thank you!

*Edward then opens his gift until he realizes something is wrong*

Edward: Wait, what is this supposed to be????

Percy: It's a surprise. :) Pull it out.

Edward: *Puts out Percy's gift from the gift box* Bro what the hell is this?!?!

Percy's "gift":

Edward: What in the living fuck is this Percy?!?!?

Percy: What? It's a seagull, just like you! 😂😂😂

Edward: Seriously, that's what you got me?!?! On my birthday????

Percy: You can use it as a punching bag when you're mad! 😁

Toby, in the distance: It's alright Eddie. I think it looks pretty cute!

Edward: Babe, I think it looks stupid as fuck.

Toby: Oh honey.....

The entirety of the class: *Breaks down the front door of the school* Edward: *Causually chugs a bottle of wine*

Edward: Yeah, I have enough of this school.

The class: GUESS WHAT FUCKERS, SCHOOL IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt and Hank: *Starts screaming*