*Later*

*Later*

Bill: Are ya sure we won't get caught?

Ben: Oh come on! I mean, we mess around with Gordon for about 100 times and we never got into any trouble-

*Suddenly, the door gets obliterated by a frying pan with a fuming Toby ready to commit murder while Henrietta, BoCo, Edward, Percy, Thomas, Emily and a bunch of other engines are trying to restrain to him*

Toby: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TWO UP AND I'M GOING TO BURY YOU TWO ALIVE BY MYSELF!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR ALMOST RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH GORDON!!!!!!

Henrietta: Toby! My dear! Slow down! Don't do this!!!!

Percy: HOW IS HE STILL MOVING?!?!?!

BoCo: Please! Don't kill the twins!!!!

Edward: *Shoots a glare at Bill and Ben* If you two want to live, then you better start sprinting!!!!!

Bill and Ben: *Starts running* NOT COOL!!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!!!

(Yes, I know this is a ttte Christmas shitpost. Yes, I know this is September. Shut up it's never too early to celebrate Christmas)

Coal (silly stupid Xmas dialogues)

Bill and Ben: *trashing their room*

BoCo: Clean up, you two! This is a mess!

Bill: No! We wanna get some coal for Christmas!

BoCo: *sigh* That’s a punishment for naughty children.

Ben: Oh, we know that!

Bill: We actually just needed a lot more of it for something!

BoCo: ...

BoCo: What have you been doing?-

*at Tidmouth*

Gordon: I swear I don’t despise you, Toby! That wasn’t my actual gift to you!-

Toby: *holding his unwrapped present, a lump of coal* You know, if you wanted to, you could’ve just said you were stuck on a present idea.

Emily: Maybe secret Santas aren’t the best tradition for us to do every year?..

Thanks for the art piece! It's always a pleasure to see those two oldies together! Although, I hope you get your motivation to start making art again, wishing you the best of luck!

Not sure if you're busy but if you have enough time can you draw Edward x Toby? It's my favorite OTP of all time. (Absolutely no pressure take your time)

Sorry for the wait here you go buddy. I would also like to apologize for not being too active on here lately I’ve been facing lack of energy everyday and it’s gotten worse lately but I hate seeing asks go unnoticed so here’s your art. I couldn’t make myself color it but I allow anyone to color it how they please, thanks.

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 344:

Percy, Pluto, Phillip, and Mavis: *All t-posing at the front of the doorway* Good morning dad!

Toby, drinking his tea: Good morning my problem children.

Hannah, behind Toby wearing a poop costume: Happy Halloween Toby!

Toby: *Turns around* Who said that?-JESUS!!!!! Why are you wearing this?!?!

Hannah: It's never too early to celebrate Halloween.

???: Well well well, you guys have been stirring up shit for sir topham hatt.

Rosie: Fuck is it too you?

???: Well frankly as his personal hit man it means quite a lot. And frankly, those who get in the way of my job never see the light of day. Frankly I'm gonna enjoy some bloody murder.

Thomas: Why do you keep saying "frankly"?!? Is it a catchphrase of yours?!?!

???: Oh for the love of Lady-

Edward: Yeah! You sound like that Mr. Meaner guy from Captain Underpants!

Mr. Meaner in the background: Yeah-yeah-Wait, I mean: HEY!!!!!!

???: Frankly, I will enjoy ending your annoying lives-GODDAMN!!!!! WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THAT?!?! Whatever, say GOODBYE.

Stupid Ttte Memes Part 2:

James: Sighs

Percy: ?

James : I miss my wife Percy

Thomas: *trying not to laugh*

Percy: ?

James: I miss her a lot. Hold on I’ll be back

Thomas : *fucking laughing his ass off quietly*

James leaves the area

Percy : wtf just happened?

Glass shatters in the distance and Percy turns to look at what made the noise

Henry: wtf did I just see?

*James is on the ground with millions of glass shards around after he tripped on a glass vase*

Percy: Why is there a glass vase just randomly sitting there on the floor?-

James: *Slowly gets up with his face covered in little shards* .........AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-