My Therapist: Are You Ready To Talk About How Your Dad's Love Was More Conditional For The Last Few Years

My therapist: Are you ready to talk about how your dad's love was more conditional for the last few years before his death and, now that he's been dead for the last 6 months, you desperately miss what your relationship was and what it could've become.

Me, hyper focusing on Batman and making him an idealized father figure in my blog: No, thank you :)

Gothamites during during pride month

Gothamite 1: Are we ever going to address the fact that Batman is homophobic?

Gothamite 2: Explain.

Gothamite 1: I mean, have you SEEN half of the criminals in this city? They should get a free pass during June. Be gay, do crimes all that.

Gothamite 2: I'm sorry, you think the Bat is straight? Have YOU seen him? He has too much flair and drama for a straight man not to mention the looks he gives Superman during Justice League related fights

Gothamite 1: You right. Gay on gay crime?

Gothamite 2: Gay on gay crime.

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"Why doesn't Batman fight crime during the day?"

Correct answer: He is shown crime fighting during the day many times in comics and shows! He also does a lot of the lab analysis during non-patrol hours! It is also important to maintain his public image.

Funniest answer (and therefore correct one): Batman has made a public announcement that he only works at night and to 'pretty please' not do crime during the day to respect his time and sleep. All of his villains agree because they are evil not MONSTERS.

In sports, when a teammate talks back to coach, shows up late, or makes a stupid mistake, everyone is punished, normally through conditioning. Sometimes, the teammate who made the mistake is the only one to sit out so that the team is even more mad at them and they feel guilty; it is better incentive to stop the behavior than if only you were being punished.

Everytime the Justice League does any of the aforementioned bad behaviors (which are a little higher risk when superhero-ing), the entire team has to fight Batman without powers. You REALLY don't want to make stupid mistakes in the Justice League because no one wants both Wonder Woman and Superman annoyed at you.

One of them time traveling situations where all the bat boys (Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian) become 12 .

The Justice League knows that explaining stuff to the Robins will be easy but they're nervous about Bruce's reaction.

Clark: -and that's what's happening. Any questions?

12 year old Bruce: Yes! It works!

Everyone, including his Robins, are confused as Bruce explains that he has been going out in home-made tact gear for the last two years and just fucking shit up. He regularly beats up grown men by just dropping onto their heads, he hangs out with Detective Gordon to solve murders (and get free juice boxes), and he randomly plants money to help Gotham's poor.

Bruce is just excited to know that he's become even COOLER in the future and now he has a family ^_^

(Everyone else is now understanding why he didn't think it was weird to have Robin side kicks.)