Logan: *Cuts His Finger* Ow

Logan: *Cuts his finger* Ow

Patton: Don't worry I got you! *Kisses Logan's finger*

Logan: *Blushing* what...

Patton: On things I've watched parent's give there kiddos kisses when they hurt themself to make them feel better

*Later*

Roman: *Writing*

Logan: *Kicks the door down* ROMAN I NEED YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH

Roman: *Confused screaming*

Deceit: Virgil is not my son!

Logan: Then why do you have his report card on the refrigerator?

Deceit: He got all A's. I was proud, so what?

Patton: What about that crayon drawing next to it?

Roman: Wait, Virgil did that? It looks like a child did it. I thought it was Remus's

Deceit: Excuse me! My talented son worked very hard on that beautiful drawing and if you don't take that back right this second I will kick your a** all the way to the f**king core of the earth!

Everyone: ...

Deceit: ... I mean I don't like them either *Awkward laugh*

Deceit: I was wondering when you'd show up... *turns around and no ones there*

Deceit: *turns back around* I was wondering when you'd show up *turns around and nobody's still there*

Deceit: I was wonderin-

Roman: *Runs in* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

Deceit: Darn it!

Deceit: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the 'Good' side?

Thomas: *Playing a video game* Because being mean makes me feel bad

Logan: 23 hundred years of philosophy and this motherf**ker gets it in one sentence

Virgil: *Holding a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know. in the scheme of things. houses are just tupperware and we are just gods leftovers.

Emilie (his therapist): *visibly shaking* How did you get in my bathtub?

 So today it snowed for the first time this year and I've naturally been online all day and didn't know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch of snow and i just yelled "What the fUCK" and i just heared Patton yell "Oh my gosh hes outside!"

~Virgil Sanders