The Light Sides: *Stood Outside The Dark Sides House After They Kidnapped Virgil*

The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*

Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!

Remus: We're not here!

Patton: Where are you then?

Remus: We're at the library

Logan: Open this door I swear to God!

Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library

Virgil: I think we should take Janus home.

Remus: He's doing fine

Janus: *Walks over to them* Virgil these people are invasive and weird.

Random side: Hi how are you?

Janus: Wouldn't you like to f**king know *Turns to Virgil* You gotta get me out of here

After POF

Patton: I wonder where Virgil and Remus were during the video?

Janus: *Drinking a glass of wine* Oh Virgil scraped his knee and pretended to be dead. When I left Remus said he was planning him a funeral.

Roman: *Laughs* Well let's hope he's not going to bury him.

The sides: ...

Janus: *Drops his wine and sprints towards the dark sides house* S**T REMUS DON'T!

Roman: *Flexing* You see these arms?

Roman: Wii Sports Results

Virgil: OH MY GOD!, YOU'VE F**KED MY MUM, MY DAD AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND! WHO'S NEXT? MY BOYFRIEND?

Janus: ...

Virgil: You haven't....

Janus: ...

Virgil: SO YOU'VE F**KED EVERYONE IN THE MINDSCAPE EXCEPT FOR ME?

Janus: 👉👈 we could if you-

Virgil: NO! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Roman: *Flops on Virgil who's sitting on the sofa* Give me attention.

Virgil: *Scrolling on phone* Can't I'm busy

Roman: Whyyyyyyyy

Virgil: The only reason I'd stop what I'm doing was if you were going on a murderous rampage

Roman: Fiiiiiiiiine *Leaves the living room*

A Minute Later

*Distant screaming*

Everyone in the living room: ?!?!?!

Roman: *Distantly* I'M SORRY BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY!