Virgil: I Want A Boyfriend Like This *Holds Up A Picture Of Roman*

Virgil: I want a boyfriend like this *Holds up a picture of Roman*

Roman: Hi

Virgil: No

Roman: But that's a photo of me

Virgil: Wrong, it's a photo of Logan dressed as you

Roman: wtf

Logan: Virgil I accept your feelings

Roman: WTF

Thomas: There was once a story about a chicken that only visited people with a good mental health...

Thomas: Knock knock

The Sides: Who's there?

Thomas: Not the chicken!

Logan: *Choking*

Patton: KIDDOS HELP!

Roman: Google says his symptoms are signs of poor internet connection

Roman: You f**king robot

Roman: *High fives Virgil*

The light sides: *Stood outside the dark sides house after they kidnapped Virgil*

Logan: *Banging on the door* Open up!

Remus: We're not here!

Patton: Where are you then?

Remus: We're at the library

Logan: Open this door I swear to God!

Roman: *Whispers* Bro keep your voice down they're at the library

If Virgil was in POF:

Virgil: *Rises up* Crap sorry I'm la...

Thomas: *Dead*

Janus: *Stood infront of Thomas*

Patton: *Frog*

Roman: *Having an identity crisis*

Virgil: Why's Deceit here!

Janus: THAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

After POF

Patton: I wonder where Virgil and Remus were during the video?

Janus: *Drinking a glass of wine* Oh Virgil scraped his knee and pretended to be dead. When I left Remus said he was planning him a funeral.

Roman: *Laughs* Well let's hope he's not going to bury him.

The sides: ...

Janus: *Drops his wine and sprints towards the dark sides house* S**T REMUS DON'T!