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bro alpha/omega aus are wild why is Batman calling Superman his omega

read a fic where Charles called teen Scott his son because he raised the little autistic boy and Erik (who just recently got back with Charles) was doing maths in his head trying to figure out how long Charles has bedded a girl because he thought Scott was Charles' real son and they had dumbass drama and shit. I had to

don't get me wrong, I love Raven, but every time she says something about Charles that makes it seem like he's a useless self absorbed bastard I want to shave her feathers

Charles stronger than me because if some dumbass whom I risked my spine for abandoned me and apologized with a chessboard I am going to shove the pieces up his ass

crack metaphor of Professor X tryna reach Magneto or someshit idk

went to see a psychiatrist and found out I've been autistic. could I possibly get any worse

krakoa charles is so babygirl idk what you guys are talking about

character death trope where the dying one is telling their lover to remember something and the lover is telling them to stay and remind them instead makes me want to eat a person

no one will probably see this but my parents once left me on the side of the road because I wouldn't stop screaming in the car and instead of waiting for them I actually went to the nearby gas station, got free food, and wandered the streets looking for dogs until a police car found me in a closed park with like 4 cats some hours later. 10/10 experience tbh

romcom trope where they're actually not dating but their friends treat them like they are and both of them are like "oh my god did I misread the signs?" and just continue to date each other with makes them think "oh yeah we're definitely dating" even when they're not and they're both thinking it

me after telling someone what their problem is and dipping when they ask me for a solution

oh twinky krakoa era charles you will always be famous

*gets nuked* *looks at imaginary camera* what just happened

"why are you so mad all the time" because life is an unjust place only filled with tragedies and I will never be free from it. also my leg is sore

Krakoa era Cherik (especially Charles) doing something to me

My dad said I'm not allowed to watch Deadpool 3 yet (I've secretly been watching all the other Deadpool films) because there's a porn scene, so I told him I was going to watch Despicable Me in the theatres. Is the Honda Odyssey car fuck the porn scene he was talking about

“Crying doesn't make you weak.” I tell my friends. Yes it does, I tell myself in my head.

I'm so scared if there's a real telepath in the world like my head is messed up man please don't go in there

sometimes parents can be assholes and it is important that we acknowledge when they're being one or else we'll be gullible and gullible = weakness and I am not weak

I don't have to be a gay loser to read IT and I don't have to be a gay nerd to read X-Men I'm actually a super cool guy

it's time to read IT again except now I have Tumblr so I can yap about it here and pretend someone's listening

what do you mean the X-Men saga ended with Erik and Charles playing a game of chess before moving in to a new place together in Paris aka the city of love?

there's something horribly wrong today. I don't know what it is yet, but something is wrong. I can feel it