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romcom trope where they're actually not dating but their friends treat them like they are and both of them are like "oh my god did I misread the signs?" and just continue to date each other with makes them think "oh yeah we're definitely dating" even when they're not and they're both thinking it
Welp, watching "But I'm a Cheerleader" and crying over the romance between Megan and Graham into my prosecco again... This is the 27th time I've watched this movie, by the way
Me, watching Megan get with Graham in "But I'm a Cheerleader", every time;
Bad Gay Porn Acting: HOT Biker Orgy Leads to Psycho Killer's Mass Murder Spree
It ain’t much but it’s honest work.
Art by @/Orokanacloud from Instagram!!
I asked a fellow artist for a commission of the two main characters from my modern reimagine of the old Dracula story; Blake Warren and Vladislav Tepes!
In which Dracula is a Cardiothoracic surgeon working at the East Key’s Memorial hospital in remote yet homey lakeside city of Weschler, Pennsylvania. The elderly vampire has fallen smitten for a just recently transferred Neurological Resident who seems to be able to find and endless list of reasons they can’t be together; Strangely enough, Vlad being the king of all vampires doesn’t happen to be one of those excuses.
Stay tuned for Doctor’s Excuse, a story that will probably never actually get published lol
All Your Last Kisses by raethye
Rating: Teen+
Pairing: Namjoon x Yoongi
Length: 2.9K, complete
Tags: Kim Namjoon | RM/Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Namjoon | RM, Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Taehyung | V, Namgi Bingo 2020, namgi, Kissing Booths, Boys Kissing, Antagonistic Flirtation, Texting, Not Canon Compliant, Long-Distance Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Humor, Mentioned Kim Seokjin | Jin
Namjoon had no interest in kissing random strangers. In all honesty, he had little interest in kissing people he actually knew and found attractive. He barely had time for internet porn, never mind a meaningful relationship. The closest he came was what his manager, Jin, called “a long distance antagonistic flirtation” with Min Yoongi.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23797978
Counting All My Days With You by raethye
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Seokjin x Taehyung
Length: 9.2K, complete
Tags: Kim Seokjin | Jin/Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Taehyung | V, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Park Jimin, Kim Namjoon, Min Yoongi, Park Seo Joon, Alternate Universe - Idols, Boss/Employee Relationship, Idol Kim Seokjin | Jin, Assistant Kim Taehyung | V, Oblivious, everyone knows, Mutual Pining, Jealous Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Taehyung | V is a Sweetheart, Fluff and Angst, Humor, might be crack, Original Character(s), Dirty Talk, Dirty Thoughts, Kim Taehyung | V Has a Big Dick, Masturbation, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Romantic Tension
He had 2,674 days of Seokjin in his life, and 945 days of Jin in his heart and he had reached the point of confession. He needed to tell Jin how he felt. Had to tell him. Before he exploded. Mentally. Emotionally. Possibly physically. When it came to Jin’s effect on him, Tae did not rule out the possibility of spontaneous combustion.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24562636
The Taste of Yoo(ngi) by raethye
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hoseok x Taehyung x Yoongi
Length: 7.1K, complete
Tags: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Taehyung | V, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga, Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Taehyung | V, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Alternate Universe - Bakery, Seduction, Fluff and Humor, Light Angst, Light Bondage, Threesome - M/M/M, Taehyung kissed a cherry and we liked it, Smut, Shameless Smut, Porn with Feelings, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Inspired by...that Samsung ad, apron bondage, Spitroasting, Softcore Porn, Chef Min Yoongi | Suga, Explicit Sexual Content, Implied Switching, Bottom Min Yoongi | Suga, sketchy kink negotiations, soft boys crushing and boning, that's the fic
“I think I’m going to die if we don’t f**k soon, Hoseok-hyung.”
Kim Taehyung announces this—loudly—as he pushes through the swinging doors from the dining area into the heart of A Piece of Cake: the kitchen. Chef Min Yoongi rolls his eyes.
“Dying from lack of sex seems unlikely,” he immediately retorts, “but make sure your emergency contact info is up to date with me. Just in case.”
“Che-ef,” Tae whines. “Yoongi-hyung. Haven’t you ever wanted someone? Like really wanted them? And they… Just. Don’t. Get. It.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26932831
Put Your Hands On Me by raethye
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hoseok x Namjoon
Length: 9.5K, complete
Tags: Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Namjoon | RM, Kim Namjoon | RM, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga, Jeon Jungkook, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Taehyung | V, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Massage, Physical Therapist Kim Namjoon | RM, Choreographer Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Secret Crush, Forced Proximity, Explicit Sexual Content, Mutual Pining, but it's quickly resolved, and turns into mutual porning, heart boners galore, Fluff and Smut, maybe 42 seconds of angst, Kim Namjoon | RM Has a Big Dick, Foreplay, so much foreplay, Jeon Jungkook is a Good Bro, Kim Namjoon | RM Being an Idiot, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope Is Oblivious, gentle fuck giant Namjoon finds his inner beast mode, but he's still pretty sweet about it, Semi-Public Sex, Light Bondage, Humor, inappropriate use of campus facilities, security cameras don't exist here for obvious reasons, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Ploty, ou might need glasses to see it, Top Kim Namjoon | RM, Bottom Jung Hoseok | J-Hope
“At least we aren’t total strangers.”
“Still, I’m sorry about all of this, Joon-ah. I’m sure you had plans for your night.”
Namjoon couldn’t really think of anywhere else he’d rather be. Maybe he could use this moment to work up his nerve to tell Hoseok about the resurrection of his college crush, because—ha ha—wasn’t that wild? Maybe he would fully commit to his humiliation and ask Hoseok on a date.
Maybe he should start by asking Hoseok if he was even available.
“We could—we could crash backstage? There’s a couch.” Hoseok’s cheeks flushed slightly. “Or there’s the—ah, the bed.”
“The bed. Right.”
“It’s a stage bed. It’s not exactly the height of comfort, but it’s better than the floor.” Hoseok lifted his thumb to his mouth, nibbling nervously at the tip. “The couch… sags. In the middle.”
“Right.” Namjoon kept saying that like he understood anything that was happening. Like there was anything more important than beautiful, half-naked Hoseok holding a bag stocked with condoms and edible lube.
The universe was really going all out with its Death to Namjoon agenda.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30731138
movies that I think would make great Au's Spideytorch
KIMMY'S DIGITAL DIARY
Sometimes I forget I'm still young and have a whole life ahead of me. I can slow down, I don't have to worry as much as I do.
If I change my state and just decide that I'm exactly where I want to be the opportunities will find their ways to me.
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affirmations of the week:
my dreams are valid, and I have the power to make them a reality.
my intelligence and creativity are assets that I use to achieve my goals.
I deserve respect and kindness in all aspects of my life.
I am worthy of love and surround myself with positive relationships.
I trust the journey of my life and believe in my own path.
I treat myself with love and compassion, nurturing my well-being.
CURRENTLY READING:
Broken Promises (Broken Duet #2)
Tormented by recent events, Dante struggles to choose a path. Betrayal cuts deep, no matter the circumstances, hatred keeps his mind busy but it’s no match for the heart. Going up against love is futile.
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february watch list ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ ₊˚ˑ༄ؘ
10 things i hate about you
clueless
crazy rich asians
how to lose a guy in 10 days
the proposal
maid in manhattan
hitch
“How could I be loveable when I wasn’t even likeable?”
-Yours Truly, Abby Jimenez