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Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #43

Asmo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Asmo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #38

MC: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

an incorrect quote inspired by my life: Mammon, cuddling Mc: *crunching noises in the background* Mammon, Pulling away: We're havin' a moment! Beel: and I'm having Doritos.

Priceless 👌

Okay, now that i think about it, i imagine all of the brothers would just be all over Mammon and MC when they’re cuddling just to annoy him.

Shit now I have to write that-

Thanks @cldhart08!

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #37

Lucifer: What are you writing?

MC: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Lucifer, looking over MC's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #35

Mammon: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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hakirachan

1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #46

Mammon: Lucifer, I screwed up, big time.

Lucifer: Mammon, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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