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Barney: How long have you been standing there?
Courtney: Don’t try that, you know the concept of time confuses me.
Pauline: I feel awful about killing you.
Barborah:
Pauline: Even though you technically never died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
Courtney: My pronouns are that bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]
Barney: *running towards Courtney with open arms*
Courtney: *moves out of the way*
Barney: Hey, why'd you move?!
Courtney: I thought you were going to attack me.
Barney: I was going to hug you!
Courtney: Why would you hug me?
Barney: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Barney: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Pugsley: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Barney: Not when you’re playing with Norma, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
Norma: Courtney, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Courtney: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Norma:
Norma: Sanitize. I wrote sanitize, Courtney.
Courtney: What’s it like being tall?
Courtney: Is it nice?
Courtney: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Barney: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Norma: IT WAS ONE TIME!
Barney: Courtney feels bad, Norma.
Norma: I don’t care. I want my waffle back.
Courtney: And this is what the cool kids would call ‘a boom box’!
Barney: why is it ticking
Courtney: :)
Badyah: no homo we’re fresh out
Norma:
Norma: Can you check the back—
Barney: Norma has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go ahead and ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.
Pugsly: Hey, Norma! What’s the worst multiple of 4?
Norma: 12, obviously.
Norma: So, a coworker showed me a picture of her babies and asked me what she thought.
Norma: Apparently I was supposed to say ‘Aww, they’re so cute!’
Norma: And not ‘I don’t know. I’m just not a fan of the franchise.
Norma: Do you want tea?
Barney: What’re the options?
Norma: Yes or no.
Norma: Hey, random question, what’s your favorite flower?
Badyah: Peonies. Why?
Norma:
Badyah:
Badyah: Were you going to get me flowers?
Norma: It’s a possibility
Logs: Little gay and ready to play
Badyah: Big straight and ready to participate
Norma: Average bi and ready to try
Barborah: Aroace and on the case
Barney: Massive trans and ready to throw hands
Norma: I swear, between the three of you, you share one braincell.
Courtney: *can’t think of a comeback because it’s not her turn to use the braincell*
Trans Barney and trans Norma friendship
okay i feel like not enough people are talking about the scene in episode 9 where Barney calls out to Norma while she’s being possessed by Paulines ghost and she responds by saying, “Don’t you dare use my middle name,” like,,, is Paulines middle name Norma?? Was Norma being named that simply a coincidence or did she just asked to be called after learning Paulines middle name? I don’t think it’s the latter but still???
Norma: Alright, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Barney: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Norma: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.