Marlene Mckinnon X Dorcas Meadows - Tumblr Posts
Just think about Dorlene. Think about them a lil. They deserve it.
HOW DO I GET JEGULUS OFF OF MY FEED? HOW? I’M HERE FOR WOLFSTAR AND SUNFLOWER AND DORLENE NOT JEGULUS PEASE HELP.
I saw a headcanon about Barty is hard of hearing and uses hearing aids. Which makes me think. Imagine that Evan, Barty, the Marauders and the girls went to smoke somewhere hidden and Evan and Barty is smoking that definitelly is not legal. Some teachers comes, everyone hides what they are smoking and the teacher starts asking them what are doing here. Barty had forgotten his hearing aids and doesn't hear anything and just casually keeps smoking weed.
THERE WAS NO FALSE
dorcas: hear me out, bio degradable sex toys
marlene: now that’s not a nice thing to say about men
marlene *climbing on dorcas’ lap*: you’re so comfy, cas
dorcas *running her hands through marlene’s hair*: yeah yeah just don’t fall asleep i gotta go to class in half an hour
marlene *half asleep*: mhm
marlene: don’t tell dorcas, but i’m going to take her on a picnic date!
james: oh my god that’s so cute!
*later*
james: reggie, guess what!
james: marlene is going to take dorcas out on a surprise picnic date!
*even later*
dorcas *smirking*: so you’re taking me out on a picnic date, huh?
marlene: …JAMESSSSSS
*the marauders having a pool party*
james: splashing people in the pool
remus: reading in a sun chair
sirius: putting his feet in and distracting remus
peter: relaxing in a float
marlene: teaming up w/ james to splash
dorcas: standing in the shallow end, drinking
mary: tanning
lily: trying to get james and marlene to stop splashing
barty & evan: making out in the corner
regulus: yelling at james who’s splashing him
marlene going to a rock concert for her birthday with sirius and pit tickets and dorcas being the security guard who split up a fight between a guy harassing marls and sirius.
dorcas threw out the guy, and if she got marlene’s number, then that was between her and marlene.
*marauders each carving a pumpkin*
moony: carving an intricate galaxy
sirius: remus
james: a snitch
regulus: jackolantern
peter: flowers
marlene: “i kissed ur mom”
dorcas: astrology signs
lily: really good landscape scene
barty: a dick
evan: horrible smiley face
pandora: butterfly
mary: hearts
*marauders thrifting*
moony: looking at the sweaters
marlene: looking for shirts to crop
sirius: looking at jewlery and black clothes
james: “this would look so great on you!”
peter: looking at the trinkets
dorcas: browsing with marlene but not really looking
barty: finding all of the funny shirts to buy
evan: laughing at all of the shirts barty pulls
mary: looking at jewlery w/ sirius
lily: actually finding the cute clothes
*marauders making bracelets*
sirius: making a blue/white beaded one that says moony cause he can’t be bothered to learn how to tie the knots
remus: trying to do the hardest knot and using brown, beige, and light brown colors
james: making a gold and red easier knot one
peter: using all shades of green and makes multiple braided ones
regulus: doesn’t make any, but accepts the other red and gold one james makes for him
dorcas: mixing beaded and knotted together to make a really intricate pretty purple and black bracelet
marlene: makes a billion “test” bracelets until she finally makes one red and black one that she wears
mary: makes the beads into heart designs to make a heart bracelet
lily: makes the lesbian flag out of beads and then makes one for marlene out of string
barty: ties one string around his wrist
evan: makes a cute green and black one that barty immediately asks for
pandora: blue, purple, and pink mix of beaded and knotted that everyone asks how she did.
i love pinterest
*marauders hiking*
remus: elected not to go with his bum hip
sirius: leads the group, but always gets lost
peter: takes a picture of every plant
james: wants to climb every branch and go into every river
regulus: “you want ME to go OUTSIDE with the BUGS?”
lily: silently climbing, enjoying the pretty view, and loving peter’s photos
dorcas: actually knows how to properly hike and is ahead of everyone else
marlene: walking with dorcas, but is perpetually out of breath
barty: taking selfies with evan at every photo op
evan: cluelessly following barty, hoping they’re not lost
pandora: loving all the insects on the path
mary: surprisingly a good hiker, takes photos for her insta
*marauders making a cake*
remus: “eyeballing” measurements
sirius: eating as much batter that moony will allow
james: walked off cause he got impatient and will come back to ice
lily: getting annoyed by everyone else, super precise
peter: sitting on the other side of the counter, watching
dorcas: the designated “stir-er”
marlene: makes the icing
pandora: comes up with decoration
happy second day of fall! for you-
dorcas *roasting s’mores*: *rolling eyes* marlene they’re supposed to be golden, not burnt
marlene *burnt marshmallow all over her face*: cas, i will do what i very well please, and right now, i will burn as many marshmallows as i would like.
dorcas: *sighs under her breath* like a toddler, i swear
my roman empire is dead, gay wizards
*marauders on a fall day in the park*
james: jumping into leaf piles
regulus: raking the leaves into piles
remus: sitting on a bench, reading a book
lily: also sitting on the bench with her legs on remus’ lap
sirius: trying to catch leaves as the fall from the trees as padfoot
marlene: trying to prove to sirius she can make a “leaf-man”
dorcas: helping marlene (doing it all for her)
mary: taking fall aesthetic photos
pandora: taking photos of mary and everyone else
barty: rolling down the hill
evan: making sure barty doesn’t manage to kill himself
self care is putting the “fluff” tag when you search in the marauder fandom
*marauders having a bonfire*
james: lighting sticks on fire and drawing in the air with them
remus: cuddling with sirius on a chair
sirius: cuddling with remus and eating so many s’mores with firewhiskey
peter: doodling with a blanket
dorcas: drinking and talking with marlene about quidditch
marlene: ate one s’more and is sleeping on dorcas as she “talks” to her
lily: making everyone the perfect s’more
mary: talking with sirius about hogwarts gossip
regulus: taking pictures of everyone looking stupid